English handwritten newspaper content: English short message of April Fool's joke 1. Warm version of April Fool's prank method

Make a bunch of garlic, green onions, onions, carrots and other lovely vegetables for a lovely little boy. You'd better sprinkle some stinky tofu juice on the bouquet. Of course, it takes a professional flower delivery girl to send it formally. I also want a tofu skin from Zhang greatly as a greeting card attached to the bouquet, on which my heartfelt greetings are written in soy sauce.

Second, black humor.

I remember that day, the year of college entrance examination, sitting in the last row of the classroom, listening to 98.8 with headphones in my ears, using more than a dozen small broadcasts without a notebook or an ipod. Those days were really beautiful. But there was news about my brother on the radio that day, and it took me a long time to remember to shake my sleeping son. I said, brother jumped off a building? Today is April Fool's Day! Turn around and say to yourself: This must be a joke. I thought I always thought.

Is it easy to attend class? We got up in the morning and went to the classroom, but the teacher didn't come after waiting for a long time. Later, an uncle turned off the projection and we were willing to go. In the afternoon, we also endured sleepiness, only to find that the teacher didn't come and came back decisively this time. Why? Today is not April Fool's Day.

Third, make strange cola.

Buy a bottle of coke, drink half of it, add vinegar, soy sauce, salt, mustard and other condiments, and carefully prepare a cup of coke with normal color and strange taste. Pretend to drink when you meet an acquaintance, and then let it go generously? Coke? Pass it up, the other party is unprepared, thanks, and swallows it, then frowns and opens his mouth to vomit.

You can also cook according to law, such as pouring Erguotou wine into mineral water and adding some soapy water to beer. These are all good April Fool's tricks!

Four, toothpaste sandwich cake

Unpack the sandwich cake, carefully open two biscuits, take out the original sandwich, and take out the toothpaste (preferably black toothpaste, it tastes good! ) squeeze the right amount into the cake and look at the individual? Diet? Accustomed to it, finally stick together and try to be realistic and decent. You generally don't need special use at all, just put it in an obvious place. It's best to prepare a few original sandwich cakes and watch TV while eating, so people will naturally patronize and taste them. This is called Jiang Taigong fishing, and those who are willing will take the bait. You can also take the initiative to invite people to taste everywhere. Although this is risky, there must be many people trapped.

Fifth, order songs

Prepare a rice basin or enamel washbasin (other objects that can emit loud and high decibels after being smashed) and a telephone. Try to call each other in a very formal tone. After connecting, say the following: This is a music station. A Mr./Ms. X (whose real name can be said or not) wants to order a song for Mr./Ms. Y. If you want to listen, please press the # key to listen (most people will press it). Thank you. This song is the "pawn" of the power train. Please listen carefully. Then knock on the prepared blow, and it will come out after knocking? What time? Thank you for listening. Happy April Fool's Day. Goodbye!

This method is suitable for friends between dormitories, or friends who can contact by phone, and the last people who are close. In addition, don't laugh on the phone, so as not to affect the effect and atmosphere.

Six, double postage

Estimate the time and send a letter to a friend in advance, but don't put a stamp on it or write down your mailing address (otherwise it will be returned to you). In this way, on April Fool's Day, your friend will receive a letter from the post office. He was told that he had an unpaid email. Please pick it up at the post office and pay double postage. When he arrived at the post office, he respectfully presented double postage and opened the envelope, only to find that there was a small note floating inside, which read? Happy April Fool's Day! ? However, this kind of prank may be delayed in time, and the effect may not be as good as expected.

Seven, send gifts

If someone has a birthday on April Fool's Day, give him one that says? Happy birthday? Fill the box with scraps of paper and loosen the bottom of the box. When he picked up the box, the bottom of the box fell and the scraps of paper flew all over the room. This fool must be cleaned up for half an hour.

Eight, spoof text messages

If you receive this message, which proves that your mobile phone is infected with virus, please take out your mobile phone card immediately, load it into the card reader, insert it into the computer, and use anti-virus software to kill the virus.

I saw you put your hand into the price detector in the supermarket the other day, showing 8 yuan of pig's trotters. You thought there was something wrong with the machine, so you stuck your head in it. I almost died laughing: pig head 18 yuan!

I've always wanted to ask you a question, but I dare not speak rashly. Especially in the quiet and lonely night, so many thoughts make me insomnia, so I have to send a text message to ask you? Still wet the bed?

I sent you this ten-cent message to tell you that I am not a penniless person. For example, this dime message is my holiday gift to you. Don't forget to invite me to dinner tonight.

Hello, dear user, we have received your message, and we will deduct 20 yuan from your phone bill. Thank you for your support for charity! thank you

English handwritten newspaper information: greeting 1. Hello! /hi! Hello!

2. Good morning/afternoon/evening! Good morning (afternoon/evening)!

3. I'm Kathy King. I'm Kathy? Kim.

4. Are you peter smith? Are you Peter? Smith?

5. Yes, I am. /No, I'm not. Yes, I am. /No, I'm not.

6. How are you? How are you

7. Fine, thanks. What about you? Fine, thanks, and you?

8. I'm fine, too I am fine too

9. How is Amy/your wife/your husband? How is Amy? /How is your wife? /How is your husband?

10. She's fine, thank you. She's fine, thank you.

1 1. Good night, Jane. Good night, Jane.

12. Bye, Mike. Bye, Mike.

13. See you tomorrow. See you tomorrow.

14. See you later. See you later.