In our daily study, work and life, everyone will inevitably come into contact with quotations, which are of great educational significance. Do you know what kind of quotations can be regarded as heart-wrenching quotations? The following are the classic quotations from Liu Neng compiled by me for your reference only. Let's have a look. Liu Neng's Classic Quotations 1

1. Have you eaten every time you ask others? Actually, I'm starving.

2. I'm not a straw boat, so don't send your bitch to me.

3. Wei has reconnected his dream, and he is worried about the surrounding environment.

4. Don't go. Where's the money? Long and expensive to pay.

5. Are you the boss of Lao Li? Do I look like an old man to you?

6. I don't hate you because I don't want to remember you.

7. I don't collect junk, so I can't let you come at any time.

8. Compare the two fish, and the handsome one is tomorrow's dish.

9. Liu Neng: I like saving people, especially you rich people.

1 . Life is like a trip, and it may turn over somewhere.

1 1. This is Liu Ying's own business, and I don't know whether she wants to marry a cripple or not.

1 2. The biggest revenge for you is to live more happily than you.

1 3. If the daughter-in-law is gone, you can find it again. Mom, there's only one.

1 4. One bottle of soda and one biscuit. The scale of mourning is the same as that of him.

1 5. Don't give me pressure, that will be my motivation to become your boss.

1 6. When I have money, I will take the person I hate most to the best mental hospital!

1 7. The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.

1 8. Goose, goose, goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair, add water, ignite and cover the pot!

1 9. Help others? He is the only one who is happy. Then I have to cry, Bay!

2 . If I win 5 million, I think I'd better donate it to my account.

2 1. If the teacher hadn't said not to litter, I would have thrown you out.

2 2. People say that you can pick bones from eggs, and I can pick the skin out of eggs.

2 3. You are calm because you are not afraid of death, and I am calmer than you because I am not afraid of death.

2 4, Liu Neng: I cried and threw you away. I could walk back with my feet off.

2 5. Some starlight changes will be dark in an instant! And you think it's really needed!

2 6. If you don't cry, you will make trouble all night. Take a bottle of rest medicine in your foot and hang your neck with a small rope.

2 7. It's useless for him to go. He has to go to orthopedics for this matter, and he needs money. Then that family will give it to shellfish and the law will have to go through this period!

8. Liu Neng said to Liu Ying: You don't even have IQ without money. If you have a millimeter of my brain, you will have everything.

2 9. Liu Neng said: The thing is, I took a pack of cigarettes from Bigfoot, and I want to keep it in my village committee. Bigfoot won't keep it for me. Can you arrange it for her?

3 . Yes, if you don't go back, you won't go back without buying it and driving, and you won't be able to cure Zhao Yutian. Zhao Yutian took Liu Ying back, and Liu Neng said he wouldn't buy a coat. Liu Neng's classic quotations 2

1. You said you would wait for me to come back, but you did, and you found someone to wait with.

2. Every time I miss a girl, I put a brick on the mountain, so the world has the Great Wall.

3. When the results of the college entrance examination came out, the teacher breathed a sigh of relief and said to me: Actually, it is a kind of happiness for you and the university.

4. Please don't ask him to use his brain-his left brain is full of water, his right brain is full of flour, so he just moves easily and everything is paste.

5. I will help you solve the problems that Confucius can't solve.

6. There is no windtight wall and no beam that can't be hanged.

7. As soon as I slipped and became a big cripple, I looked back and flashed my waist.

8. I don't like to tidy my room. They all call me a room-messy hero.

9. Bajie, don't think that you are a pig with a bright night when you stand under a street lamp.

1. Hope is like fire, disappointment is like smoke, and life is like seven fires and eight smokes?

11. A celebrity is a person who nobody knows who he is before he becomes famous, but he doesn't know who he is after he becomes famous.

12. My world suddenly began to snow. Oh, my God! Please don't comb your hair beside me.

13. I like making friends, especially girlfriends.

14. Fools wait for death, while wise men wait for money.

15. A fat man actually claims that he is not a clown.

16. I envy you for knowing me so young.

17. Your name will appear in my household registration book one day!

18. Think about the salary, forget it, and don't want to live.

19. After living for more than 2 years, I failed to do anything for the motherland and the people. Every time I think about this, I feel heartbroken.

2. I struggled with fat and almost didn't sacrifice it. 21. Life is just being born and living ~~

22. No matter how ugly you are, you have to fall in love. When it comes to the world full of love.

23. The ship sank naturally when it hit the bridge ~~

24. When you put on the wedding dress, I put on the cassock ~~

25. I prayed for a steady and stable life with Jesus. He thought about it and said, let's talk about world peace first ...

26. Say it out loud if you love me! Hate me and hide it in your heart all your life!

27. Do all the bad things you can while you are young. There are only a few years left.

28. I planted a bunch of girlfriends in the spring, and now it's autumn. Gee, it's nothing ~~

29. You once told me that you would love me forever. I understand this thing of love, but what is it forever?

3, seven-year-old boys are the most terrible creatures on the earth. They have curiosity, mobility, destructive power and the Law on the Protection of Minors

31. People are as good as their words-I don't want to pay back the money!

32. Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind. Fortunately, it is autumn now.

33. Although I believe in vows of eternal love, I may not believe in you ~~

34. Everything I can't let go is because I can't have it ~~

35. Special people never say that they are special, such as me. Liu Neng's Classic Quotations 3

1. I'm not a junk collector, so I can't let you come on call

2. I'm not a straw boat, so don't send me your bitch.

3. Your short is lifelong, but my fat is temporary.

4. I am not a bone, so I can't let every dog run after me.

5. A: Sister, if someone hurts you, how long will you forgive him? B: It's God's business to forgive him. < P > I'll send her to see God on my mission.

6. don't come to me when you are bored, or you will make me redundant.

7. China, why didn't you take your face to study bulletproof vests?

8. I'm not a TV set, so don't always stare at me.

9. Goose, goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair, add water, ignite and cover the pot!

1. even if you are already taken, I will substitute flowers for trees.

11. You are the only channel in my heart, and the most hateful thing is that there are no advertisements yet.

12. Hang a mosquito net and sleep naked in it, teasing the mosquito and making it anxious.

13. The biggest revenge for you is to live happier than you.

14. Don't put pressure on me, it will be my motivation to become your boss.

15. Mow the grass at noon, and nothing depends on the general. It is better to fight the landlord than to have nothing to do.

16. The teacher said: There is no regret medicine in the world, only rat medicine ~

17. If the daughter-in-law is gone, she can find it again. Mom, there's only one.

18. If the teacher hadn't said not to litter, I would have thrown you out.

19. If I win 5 million, I think I'd better donate it to my own account.

2. Let the storm come more violently, so that those who date will get soaked.

21 Without toads, swans will be lonely.

22. I'm a bachelor. I'm ashamed. I waste paper for my country.

23. You are calm because you are not afraid of death. I am calmer than you because I am not afraid of death.

24 Let's compare which of these two fish is handsome. Handsome is tomorrow's dish.

25. I don't hate you, because I don't want to remember you.

26. Do you know how brave I needed to dial your number, but you turned it off?

27. Do you ask others to eat every time? Actually, I'm starving.

28. Yes. How famous you are. You have made more than 1 movies, but now you are not allowed to broadcast pornography.

29. My father said that handsome men lie, and my mother said that unattractive men lie. Your father is a good example.

3. It's better to be heartless than to be heartbroken.

31. Don't think that just because you get a tan can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

32. Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.

33. People in the upper class always like to do something dirty.

34. Take the child by the hand and drag him away. If he doesn't leave, he will be dizzy and continue to drag him away.

35. Don't tell me that you love me. I feel sick after hearing this sentence too much ...

36. Always walk in the kitchen, how can you not cut your hands?

37. There are no ifs in life, only consequences and results.

38. The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.

39. I'm actually in good shape, fat but not greasy.

4. When I get rich, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital!

41. There are too many bacteria in the outside world, and I'm afraid I'll be infected as soon as I go out.

42. If you are so rich, why don't you let the ghost make the mare go?

43. Don't compare people with dogs. Dogs are at least loyal.

44. Life is like a trip, and you might turn over somewhere.