Part 1 of a humorous story about eating instant noodles at night and posting on social media

1. I have been eating instant noodles so frequently recently that I feel like vomiting.

2. It turns out that when you are lonely, no matter what flavor of instant noodles you eat, it is the same.

3. On my days off, I tidy up things at home and do hygiene until around 2 p.m., and I can only make noodles to satisfy my hunger for lunch. Resting is really more tiring than working.

4. I don’t know when I started to develop the habit of eating instant noodles at 11:30 pm.

5. Eat a luxurious bento once or twice a month. It’s really sad to eat instant noodles every day without pickled mustard.

6. Baby, can you make my instant noodles? Why, you ask? First, I want to pick you up; second, I like to eat instant noodles.

7. Why don’t I enjoy the silky smoothness when I eat Dove? I don’t have large chunks of beef when I eat instant noodles. I can stop eating Xuanmai.

8. I was hungry and ate bread and instant noodles at night. My brother and I went to volunteer during the day and ate two meals in the cafeteria for free.

9. I thought I had everything sorted out, but suddenly I remembered that I should buy a few packs of instant noodles and pickled mustard. As I was typing, I wanted to eat instant noodles.

10. I no longer like eating instant noodles. Not only does it taste bad, but my stomach also finds it difficult to accept. I feel like vomiting every time I eat it.

11. I ate a lot today, but I was still too hungry at night and ate instant noodles.

12. Happiness is the fulfillment of every small life wish. For example, when you eat instant noodles, your favorite person is with you.

13. I spent a long time in the library debating whether to go back to eat instant noodles. It’s better to arrange such a big event for Friday night.

14. When I was little, I dreamed of eating instant noodles every day when I grew up. Hey, it really came true.

15. There are still many people who like to eat instant noodles. In the past, they ate instant noodles because they were fast and cheap. Now eating instant noodles is just a memory.

16. You must sleep well tonight, don’t eat instant noodles, don’t play with your mobile phone. See you tomorrow.

17. I didn’t have breakfast, smelled the aroma of the uncle next to me eating instant noodles, and swallowed like crazy. It was really hard for me!

18. My first business trip this year. The plane was delayed. I was hungry and tired and didn’t want to eat instant noodles.

19. I suddenly had the urge to eat instant noodles with tea eggs and pickled mustard.

20. I get up in the middle of the night every day to eat potato chips, instant noodles and biscuits. Why am I losing weight compared to my normal diet? I'd better gain weight, so that I can feel at ease. Part 2 of a humorous story about eating instant noodles at night and posting on social media

21. Adding red dates to health while eating instant noodles makes me a post-90s generation.

22. Xiao Chen finally lived the life he dreamed of as a child: eating instant noodles three meals a day.

23. How to eat instant noodles without hot water? Answer: Add an appropriate amount of cold water to the instant noodles bucket and heat it in the microwave. It’s also edible.

24. What is like? I like it as a cheat meal that I only eat once a week. If you ask me to eat instant noodles, I will agree to it.

25. The most beautiful woman will never come again, Xiao Qiang wears a vulgar butterfly shirt and instant noodles.

26. Tomorrow I will be alone at home again. Why do I feel like I am going to eat instant noodles and throw up? to the point.

27. The most popular Korean drama I watch is instant noodles. Every time I watch it, I want to eat it. However, every time I eat it, I feel like vomiting.

28. I have been eating instant noodles and porridge at home for five days. When I came to work today, I was told that the canteen was closed, so I continued to eat instant noodles.

29. What is miserable is to accidentally pour oil onto your pants while eating instant noodles.

30. Yesterday at this point, I was still lying on the sofa waiting for the drama, but today I am eating instant noodles on the train.

31. I feel so miserable when I have no appetite every day and can’t eat anything. It’s hard to swallow even if I eat. I don’t like this feeling at all. I have a headache and I don’t know if I’m hungry. I feel listless every day. , I really ate the instant noodles made by my sister. It almost made me feel like a normal person. I didn’t feel like eating every day was a pain.

32. My dad had to tell me when he was eating instant noodles at night, okay, now I’m eating them too.

33. I feel very painful when I think about not being able to go home this coming weekend and having to order takeout and eat instant noodles every day.

34. Eating instant noodles in an air-conditioned room seems to be unable to dissipate the smell. I think the smell is really strong, but Akuan is really delicious. This time I ate bed noodles.

35. I obviously want to have a good figure, but I always feel a little hungry here, so I start eating instant noodles. It’s too difficult for me.

36. What kind of instant noodles should I eat at night? It’s not healthy at all. I feel like vomiting when I smell it!

37. The highest state of eating instant noodles is to look at China on the tip of your tongue while eating instant noodles.

38. I was so hungry in the middle of the night that I was going to eat instant noodles, but the soup spilled all over the bed. Not only did I have to wash the sheets in the middle of the night, but I also had to blow-dry the mattress.

39. When you want to be pretentious at night, hold back, usually just have a late night snack, and tell your instant noodles, fried rice and kebabs what you want to say. Eat them when they hear too many of your secrets.

40. When you are very hungry and the people next to you are eating instant noodles, you are really desperate. Eat instant noodles and post them on your friends circle to make funny comments

Eat instant noodles and send them to your friends. Funny Talk (Part 1)

1. Wait until two o’clock to transfer to Lianjiang. Eating instant noodles in McDonald's at the railway station, it felt like the waiter wanted to kill us. Hahaha. The customers next to us saw our instant noodles and were eager to buy them.

2. Eating instant noodles when you are hungry at night will really make you twice as happy! My favorite thing is to eat instant noodles at night!

3. The gold-fishing wife: can carry a bag of explosives on her head, has freckles on her face like a bird's nest, is known as "Sharp Brother" in her clothes, barely earns instant noodles, can collect water from the house when it rains, and needs to run the car with her feet, you If you fall in love with me at first sight, remember to leave your number.

4. When you are alone at home, you should have a sense of ritual when eating instant noodles, and add a glass of 1982 iced Coke.

5. What is like? I like it as a cheat meal that I only eat once a week. If you ask me to eat instant noodles, I will agree to it.

6. I ate a lot today, but I was still too hungry at night and ate instant noodles.

7. I get up in the middle of the night every day to eat potato chips, instant noodles and biscuits. Why am I losing weight compared to my normal diet? I'd better gain weight, so that I can feel at ease.

8. If you eat instant noodles immediately after eating the ice cream and they are spicy, will it cause diarrhea? I have to wait online in a hurry because the instant noodles are going to be cold.

9. During the National Day holiday, girls who wear pajamas with their hair down, play on the computer without sleeping, and eat instant noodles are having fun

10. Jiang Lili, Xianting and I really wish we were still in our senior year of high school It’s a happy day to eat instant noodles.

11. I feel so miserable when I have no appetite every day and can’t eat anything. It’s hard to swallow even if I eat. I don’t like this feeling at all. I have a headache and I don’t know if I’m hungry. I feel listless every day. , I really ate the instant noodles made by my sister. It almost made me feel like a normal person. I didn’t feel like eating every day was a pain.

12. Why should I order this to eat instant noodles! My stomach was churning and I felt extremely uncomfortable.

13. I’m so greedy. If I eat instant noodles with pickled pepper chicken feet at night, I’m afraid I’ll get fat to death.

14. Eating instant noodles in an air-conditioned room seems to be unable to dissipate the smell. I think the smell is really strong, but Akuan is really delicious. This time I ate bed noodles.

15. I don’t know when I started to develop the habit of eating instant noodles at 11:30 in the evening.

16. Why does eating instant noodles late at night bring more satisfaction than barbecue hot pot?

17. There is no guilt in eating instant noodles at night! There is only a sense of happiness.

18. When I ate instant noodles at night, I made myself two eggs, two slices of cheese, and a piece of ham. What a sin.

19. Movies and popcorn, skewers and cold beer, instant noodles and ham sausage, dumplings and vinegar, you and me. .

20. The result of not knowing how to eat is that I am often forced to eat instant noodles at noon. Ahhhhh, I want to have a big meal! Funny comments about eating instant noodles and posting them on social media (Part 2)

21. It was the first time I rode a green train. Everyone in the train was crying while eating instant noodles. They ordered fried beef river. It tastes better than a box lunch.

22. I had breakfast at ten o'clock yesterday and ate the remaining piece and a half of pizza. Then I was hungry and ate instant noodles at three o'clock. I cooked noodles at night.

23. I want to buy shoes and beautiful clothes. However, the economy limits me. I will start eating instant noodles today.

24. Never eat instant noodles with countless small oranges after midnight. You will have a huge stomachache in the morning.

25. When I returned to the dormitory every day, I was so hungry that I struggled for a while. I couldn’t stand the hunger anymore, so I started eating instant noodles. Today it was tomato noodles, which was enough. After I finished eating, I couldn’t bear it.

< p> 26. I am confused today, why is instant noodles more delicious on the train than elsewhere?

27. Suddenly smelled of instant noodles. My roommate ate instant noodles and drank Coke in the middle of the night. Why didn’t he gain weight?

28. As you get older, your stomach will hurt after eating hot pot, your gums will swell after eating instant noodles, and your stomach will still hurt after eating roasted gluten.

29. We are a couple after all. He got off work late and I waited. At 7:30 in the evening, we were still in the store without eating. We ate instant noodles with him and shared the joys and sorrows. Will we be rich in the future? This is how it goes!

30. Eating instant noodles alone in the dormitory. It's hard not to study late at night. The life of a single dog is really hard.

31. I hope I won’t be fat when I wake up tomorrow after eating instant noodles late at night.

32. It’s another time when I need courage to get up. I don’t have time to eat in the morning, so I have to eat instant noodles every day. I really admire myself for living enough.

33. During the Chinese New Year, I drank too much wine and insisted on eating instant noodles in a public toilet. The two of them managed to eat two buckets, regardless of who was winning or losing. As a result, a man squatting next to him vomited three or four times and couldn't straighten his waist! < /p>

35. On Chinese Valentine’s Day, I bought a bucket of instant noodles and went home to make some. . .

36. I spent a long time in the library debating whether to go back to eat instant noodles. It’s better to arrange such a big event for Friday night.

37. The highest state of eating instant noodles is to look at China on the tip of your tongue while eating instant noodles.

38. Aries people can keep up with the times because they are independent and confident. Although Sheep may look weak on the outside, Aries people have extremely strong hearts. With no one to accompany them for dinner, they can fill their stomachs with instant noodles, which is easy and fast. Even without love, they can still fill their lives with work.

39. The first time I came back from get off work, I was so tired that I didn’t want to move. I ate two bananas. I was full and didn’t want to eat anything anymore. I came up with the idea of ??eating instant noodles. It seems that I have been really tired recently! Post humorous sentences on Moments about eating instant noodles (a collection of 39 sentences)

Post humorous sentences on Moments about eating instant noodles (Part 1)

1. The result of not knowing how to eat is that you often I was forced to eat instant noodles at noon, ahhhhh, I want to have a big meal!

2. When you are very hungry, the person next to you is eating instant noodles, it is really desperate

3. Wait until two o'clock to transfer to Lianjiang. Eating instant noodles in McDonald's at the railway station, it felt like the waiter wanted to kill us. Hahaha. The customers next to us saw our instant noodles and were eager to buy them.

4. The most popular Korean drama I watch is instant noodles. Every time I watch it, I want to eat it. However, every time I eat it, I feel like vomiting.

5. Eating instant noodles in an air-conditioned room seems to be unable to dissipate the smell. I think the smell is really strong, but Akuan is really delicious. This time I ate the noodles.

6. Why can I gain weight even if I eat instant noodles every day? It must be a deficiency.

7. On the winter solstice, a person is playing with the computer and eating instant noodles.

8. Don’t lose sight of the person who has eyes for you, the person who eats instant noodles and endures hardships with you.

9. I really want to eat spicy strips, spicy hotpot, Lao Tan pickled cabbage instant noodles...

10. I hate eating instant noodles~

< p> 11. I feel very painful when I think about not being able to go home this coming weekend and having to order takeout and eat instant noodles every day.

12. I spent a long time in the library debating whether to go back to eat instant noodles. It’s better to arrange such a big event for Friday night.

13. I can eat instant noodles with you and walk in the rain with you. Even if there is no bread in life, I still have a heart that loves you. But if you don’t hesitate to get it, you don’t deserve love anymore.

14. I eat buckets of instant noodles when I’m hungry at night. I want to boost my performance at the end of the year, but I can’t wake up during the day and have a headache.

15. Honey, can you make my instant noodles? Why, you ask? First, I want to pick you up; second, I like to eat instant noodles.

16. I no longer like to eat instant noodles. Not only does it taste bad, but my stomach also finds it difficult to accept. I feel like vomiting every time I eat it.

17. I cherish the days of eating instant noodles. I rarely eat them, so I think they are too delicious, so I take every bite carefully.

18. When I was poor, even if I ate instant noodles, I would eat eight kinds of flavors, and they would be different every day.

19. I advise everyone to eat at night. Don’t wait until you are hungry in the middle of the night and eat a big bowl of instant noodles before you start to regret it.

20. I ate a lot today, but I was still too hungry at night and ate instant noodles. Post humorous sentences on Moments while eating instant noodles (Part 2)

21. Add two pieces of ham to Laotan pickled cabbage noodles. Cooked for two minutes, it was perfect. I really like eating instant noodles.

22. I thought I had everything sorted out, but suddenly I remembered that I should buy a few packs of instant noodles and pickled mustard. As I was typing, I wanted to eat instant noodles.

23. Eating instant noodles at night is so fun and exciting.

24. I was hungry at night and ate a small bucket of instant noodles. Then I felt bloated after eating, so I took Jianweixiaoshi tablets.

25. I want to buy shoes and beautiful clothes. However, the economy limits me. I will start eating instant noodles today.

26. Now I really want to eat instant noodles, spicy hotpot, skewers, barbecue, fish meal, snail noodles, KFC, etc., and there are ten thousand ants crawling in my heart.

27. It’s the first time I’m celebrating New Year’s Eve alone. On the table are yesterday’s leftover instant noodles and half a can of Coke. I realize that because the Spring Festival came so quietly, I didn’t buy any new year’s dried fruits. Sure enough, it's a bit annoying~~

28. I used to like instant noodles at home, but now I want to eat spicy beef instant noodles with two eggs.

29. The most beautiful woman will never come back, Xiao Qiang wears a vulgar butterfly shirt and instant noodles.

30. I am autistic, and the girl in the dormitory eats instant noodles so delicious that it kills me .

31. You are instant noodles and I am water. I want to soak you.

32. When you eat instant noodles alone, you feel like you are suffering alone, but so do I. Everybody is, that’s life.

33. Xiao Chen finally lived the life he dreamed of as a child: eating instant noodles three meals a day.

34. When you want to be pretentious at night, hold back, usually just have a late night snack, and tell your instant noodles, fried rice and grilled skewers what you want to say. Eat them when they hear too many of your secrets.

35. I like eating instant noodles so much in the middle of the night. It’s so delicious. In my previous life, I was eating instant noodles.

36. I have been eating instant noodles and porridge at home for five days. When I came to work today, I was told that the canteen was closed, so I continued to eat instant noodles.

37. My first business trip this year. The plane was delayed. I was hungry and tired and didn’t want to eat instant noodles.

38. A side effect of eating instant noodles at night is a rumbling stomach.

39. I curse all the people who treat me badly. I will never eat instant noodles without seasoning packets for the rest of my life... Humorous sentences to post on social media about eating instant noodles in the middle of the night (40 sentences)

< p> Part 1 of humorous sentences to post on Moments about eating instant noodles in the middle of the night

1. Yesterday at this time, I was lying on the sofa waiting for the drama, but today I am eating instant noodles on the train.

2. When I returned to the dormitory every day, I was so hungry that I struggled for a while and couldn’t bear the hunger, so I started eating instant noodles. Today it was tomato noodles, which was enough. After I finished eating, I couldn’t bear it.

< p> 3. After being single for a long time, eating instant noodles can cause hallucinations.

4. My recent life: playing games, ordering takeout, eating instant noodles, watching dramas and sleeping.

5. When you are very hungry and the person next to you is eating instant noodles, it is really despairing

6. Now instant noodles have become my daily meal! There’s also fragrant milk tea!

7. A side effect of eating instant noodles at night is a rumbling stomach.

8. Get up early tomorrow and eat instant noodles. I want to eat instant noodles so much. I must eat instant noodles tomorrow morning.

9. It’s another time when I need courage to get up. I don’t have time to eat in the morning, so I have to eat instant noodles every day. I really admire myself for living enough.

10. There was a power outage last night and I had a dream candlelight dinner with two candles and a bucket of instant noodles.

11. It turns out that when you are lonely, no matter what flavor of instant noodles you eat, it is the same.

12. I want to buy shoes and beautiful clothes. However, the economy restricts me from eating instant noodles today.

13. When you want to be pretentious at night, hold back, usually just have a late night snack, and tell your instant noodles, fried rice and grilled skewers what you want to say. Eat them when they hear too many of your secrets.

14. Why do Koreans like to eat instant noodles so much? They must eat it in every episode. Watching a TV series makes me so hungry.

15. You must sleep well tonight, don’t eat instant noodles, don’t play with your mobile phone. See you tomorrow.

16. I haven’t eaten instant noodles for a long time. I ate a pack today and it made me feel sick and sick to my throat.

17. When I was poor, even if I ate instant noodles, I would eat eight kinds of flavors, and they would be different every day.

18. As you get older, your stomach will hurt after eating hot pot, your gums will swell after eating instant noodles, and your stomach will still hurt after eating roasted gluten.

19. My roommate eats instant noodles, and I eat porridge, cakes, eggs and pears. I am so healthy (self-hypnosis).

20. Have you ever felt that eating instant noodles at night makes the noodles more fragrant and your mood more beautiful? Part 2 of humorous sentences to post on Moments about eating instant noodles in the middle of the night

21. I woke up from the smell of my roommate’s instant noodles. Help, I’m really hungry. I have nothing to eat.

22. After tinkering all day today, I couldn’t make anything edible. I was hungry late at night and ate instant noodles.

23. The girlfriends of rich people are always so beautiful. I guess these women will always say that what I like is your person, not your money. Even if I eat instant noodles with you, I will feel happy!

24. Baby, can you make my instant noodles? Why, you ask? First, I want to pick you up; second, I like to eat instant noodles.

25. Every time I secretly make a bowl of noodles and eat them in the room, my mother will smell it as soon as she goes to the second floor and say, "You are eating instant noodles again, right?" A bad smell! How could it be! Why does Laotan pickled cabbage stink! It's obviously spicy! ! ! snort!

26. You can’t eat takeout. It’s not safe. You don’t want to eat it in the canteen. It’s unhygienic. At this stage, it’s safest to eat instant noodles. This is the second time I’ve eaten instant noodles this semester. I got it from Boss Zhou. Robbed.

27. The canteen of the work unit is not open, and I feel like my throat hurts after eating instant noodles.

28. When tying your hair, two circles are too loose and three circles are too tight. When you take a shower, you will freeze to death if you turn to the left and burn to death if you turn to the right. When eating instant noodles, one bucket is too little and two buckets are too much. Alas! Why is it so difficult to make do with it?

29. At this point, I stood in front of the kettle, thinking whether I should eat instant noodles? After hesitating for a long time, another voice sounded in my mind: Boil or soak? I chose the latter.

30. The highest state of eating instant noodles is to look at China on the tip of your tongue while eating instant noodles.

31. Three steps for eating instant noodles 1. Soak the noodles 2. Open the lid of the bowl after three minutes 3. Pick up the cat that comes over and wants to eat!

32. Eat instant noodles at home every day and promise me to lose weight after the epidemic is over.

33. May the people around you who eat candlelight dinner with you also be willing to eat instant noodles with you.

34. When meeting old classmates, everyone put on a false smile and said polite words. They would never stay up late in the dormitory reading and eating instant noodles like before.

35. Jiang Lili, Xianting and I really wish we were still happy eating instant noodles in our senior year of high school.

36. The world is big, big enough to hold ten thousand kinds of grievances. The world is small, so small that a bowl of instant noodles can warm you.

37. The first time I came back from get off work, I was so tired that I didn’t want to move. I ate two bananas. I was full and didn’t want to eat anything anymore. I came up with the idea of ??eating instant noodles. It seems that I have been really tired recently!

38. The late-night snack plot of eating instant noodles to relieve hatred seems childish, but I still sucked it up.

39. When a fairy girlfriend knows that you are eating instant noodles alone at home, she sheds tears.

40. Eating instant noodles all the time is bad for your health... Tell me not to eat instant noodles. No one will cook for me. Let me drink the northwest wind