Republic of Shandong warlord Zhang Zongchang, also known as General Dog Meat, life likes to eat dog meat, if in modern times eighty will be dog lovers sprayed into the shit, he was in Shandong when the Governor, came to the hometown of Confucius in order to attach to elegance, but also regardless of their own only read a year of books, hard to make up a book of "Effective Kun Poetry Copies" gifted friends, a moment passed for laughs, hahaha.

1, "Wing Snow"

What things fly in the sky,

East a bunch to the West a bunch;

Could it be that the Jade Emperor covered the Golden Palace,

sieve lime ah sieve lime.

2. "Laughing at Liu Bang"

I heard that Xiang Yu is a mountain of strength,

and Liu Bang is about to run away.

It's not my little Zhang Liang,

Grandma has already returned to Pei County.

3. "I'll write a song about the wind"

The cannon opened and blasted his mother,

Weiga Hai Nei and went home.

Count the heroes and Zhang Zongchang,

And the giant whale swallows Fusang.

4. "Touring Mount Tai"

From afar, Mount Tai looks dark and gloomy,

the upper head is thin and the lower head is thick.

If you turn Mount Tai upside down,

the bottom is thin and the top is thick.

5. "Lightning in the Sky"

I saw a chain of fire in the sky,

as if the Jade Emperor wanted to smoke.

If the Jade Emperor doesn't smoke,

why another chain of fire.

6. Daming Lake

Daming Lake

Daming Lake is big

There are lotus flowers in Daming Lake

There are toads on top of the lotus flowers

A poke and a jump

7. Tour of Penglai Pavilion

Good Penglai Pavilion,

Damn good.

A fairy can get there,

and I'll take a seat.

Set the wine by the window,

and sing to the sea.

The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty!

8, "Baotu"

Baotu Spring Baotu

Three eyes are generally thick

Gutu Gutu to go out.

9, "Tour of the West"

I heard that the West is good,

fucking really not bad.

I wanted to play more,

but when I opened my eyes, it was gone.

10, "Untitled"

I don't know how many women there are,

I don't know how many women there are,

I don't know how many there are.

Yesterday, a child called me father,

I don't know which one is his mother.

11. "Asshole Poem"

You told me to do this,

and he told me to do that.

What a bunch of assholes,

All of them.

12. "Asking for Rain"

The Jade Emperor's grandfather is also named Zhang,

why is it difficult for me, Zhang Zongchang?

If it doesn't rain within three days,

First, I'll take out the temple of the Dragon Emperor,

and then I'll bombard your mother with cannons.

13, "Icebreaker Song"

See a crack in the ground,

pouring cold water to freeze.

If it hadn't frozen,

who would have known there was a crack here.

If it hadn't frozen,

I would have known there was a crack.