1) Q: a girl one day to a boy to do a dish, the boy ate him, but think the flavor is strange, so he asked the girl, this is what meat ah? The girl said, "It's penguin meat." The boy pondered for a while... and cried. He cried out in pain and committed suicide. Why? 2) Jumping on a train Q: A man took a train to a neighboring town to see a doctor, and after the visit he was completely cured. On the way back, the train passes through a tunnel and the man commits suicide by jumping off the train. Why? 3) Watercress Q: A man and his girlfriend went to the river for a walk, and suddenly his girlfriend fell into the river, and the man jumped into the water in a hurry to find his girlfriend, but did not find his girlfriend, and he left the place sadly, and after a few years, he revisited his hometown, and he saw that there was an old man who did not die in the fishing, but there was no watercress on the fish caught by the old man, and he asked the old bald donkey why there was no watercress on the fish, and the old man asked the old bald donkey why the fish did not stained with watercress. He asked the old bald ass why there was no grass on the fish, and the old bastard said, "You're out of your mind, there's never been any grass on the river. The old bastard said, "You're out of your mind, this river has never had any water plants. 4) Funeral Stories Q: A mother and daughter, mother died, the sisters went to the funeral, the sister met a very pp man at the funeral, and fell in love with him at first sight. The younger sister met a very pp man at the funeral and fell in love with him at first sight. However, the man disappeared after the funeral and the younger sister could not find him no matter how hard she tried. After a month, the sister kills her sister, why? 5) Half a Match Q: A man died in the desert, head down, with several suitcases scattered around him and half a match clutched in his hand. 6) Wood Chips on the Ground Q: There are two midgets in a circus, the blind midget is shorter than the other midget, and the circus only needs one midget, so the shorter the midget in the circus, the better. The two midgets decided to compete to see who was the shorter midget, and the taller midget would kill himself. However, the day before the date of the contest, the blind midget, the short one, had already killed himself at home. All that was found in his house was wooden furniture and wood shavings all over the floor. Ask him why he killed himself. 7) Knocking at the Door in the Middle of the Night Q: A man living in a hut on the top of a mountain heard a knock at the door in the middle of the night, opened the door, but there was no one there, so he went to bed and waited for a while and there was a knock at the door, and opened it, but there was still no one there, and so on for a few times. The next day, someone found a dead body at the foot of the hill, and the police came and took away the man at the top of the hill. Why? All right people more or less some perverted 16 questions, answer 5 is perverted, 10 is a homicidal maniac, 15 is a psychopathic homicidal maniac! 1 The boy's last girlfriend in the two men trapped to a certain place when he cut off his own meat to the boy to eat said that the penguin meat, and today he knows what the penguin meat is the taste of the penguin meat, but also to know what he ate in the first place 2 he looked at the eye disease, the treatment of which he was able to see things, when he passed through the tunnel He couldn't see again, thought he was blind again, couldn't take the blow and committed suicide 3 The boy learned the next year that there was no watercress in the river, he was 9 girlfriends when he was entangled in his girlfriend's hair, he thought it was watercress and gave up on 9 girlfriends, and now he knows that after of course he jumped into the river to accompany his girlfriends to die! 4 The sister thought that she would be able to see the handsome boy again by organizing another funeral! 5 Drawing a lot of points to the back 6 He thought that he was taller 7 The dead man in the life of the former It was hard to get to the top of the hill to knock on the door, was the murderer a push door will be the dead pushed to the bottom of the hill, this pro repeated many times, and died.