What are the god-level comments you have seen?

Brother Chun and Sister Furong fell into the water at the same time. You have a brick in your hand. Who do you hit? Whoever saves whom will be killed!

Chinese football qualifying----name a song? "Myth"

How come a 70-pound person is still 70 pounds after going to the toilet to poop? It’s in my trouser pocket

I am the son of the Chinese people. I am Chinese

What is it like to have a round face? There is a feeling that the edges have been smoothed by time.

What dormitory name can impress the Jinluan Palace opposite? Ticketing.

What does it feel like to have a boyfriend? It became impossible to even unscrew the mineral water.

Is a 14-year-old girl’s score of 677 in the college entrance examination a slap in the face to China’s education model? This is obviously a slap in the face! ! !

What movies tell us that "if you don't seek death, you won't die"? "Journey to the West" - All monsters must be cooked.

As a light sleeper, what should I do if my girlfriend is clingy in bed? When I was in elementary school, every time I didn't turn in my homework, the teacher would punish me by erasing the blackboard. It's not that the blackboard is not clean, it's because I didn't turn in my homework.

In what situations can a vacuum cleaner not replace a broom? When my son comes home like a mud monkey.

How to apologize to a girl? If I'm sorry, it's useful, why would I need Taobao?

How to evaluate the behavior of "buying books is like falling down, reading books is like spinning threads"? I was a bit greedy when I bought it, but a bit paralyzed when I looked at it.

How do you deal with the situation where the other parent gives you five million to leave their children? This is the love of my life, so I have to pay more.

What are some short but sad stories?

"Do you remember her?"

"I forgot a long time ago, haha"

"I haven't said who it is yet..."

Is there no pure friendship between men and women? Yes, the uglier, the purer!

What is it like? Two people who look like pigs are afraid of each other being snatched away.

What is it like to be ugly but in good shape? The country and the city fall behind, and the country and the people worry about the front.

Is there a book that when you mention it, you feel that it has changed you, even affected your outlook on life, and moved you deeply?

"Five Years of College Entrance Examination and Three Years of Simulation".

What does murderous intent feel like? When your mother calls you by your full name.

My mom and my dad are quarreling, and I can’t help at all. What should I do?

Every time I do this, they will join forces to deal with me.

Why do people usually take off their shirts when fighting in a group? If you take off your pants, something feels wrong and the atmosphere is weird.

Why doesn’t Ultraman just use his ultimate move directly? Instead, he waits until the monster is almost dead before he uses it? Are you going to throw bombs directly in Landlord?

My ex-boyfriend is so ugly now, should I be happy? He would rather have an ugly woman than you. The girl should be more careful.

Why do I think the title "Why Sheng Xiao Mo" is so beautiful? Because I read less.

How to strike up a conversation with a female classmate you pass by? Stop, you rubbed my shoulder, I will rub yours too.

What is the craziest thing you have ever done to pursue a girl? Got beaten up by his boyfriend.

Please tell me how to make eating local snacks look more elegant?

"Boss, here are ten skewers of the younger brother of the deep-sea overlord King Squid imported from Australia, ten skewers of the wings of the golden technological jungle supreme savage pig, and ten strands of the essence of the ancient Roman athletic beast king Chi You!"

“Speak humanly!”

“Ten skewers of squid, ten skewers of pork kidneys, ten skewers of bullwhip…”

How to silence several women gathered together ? Ask them who is the oldest.

How to make this world a better place? Make yourself better