How creative you are and how brave you are to live!
Don't always ask others why they don't want to talk to you, because they are too rare to talk to you. Do you believe it?
I really want to put my size 37 shoes in your size 42 face right away.
And cockroaches, semi-plants with decaying vitality,
You are the national football team! Your father is a national football team! Your family, your ancestors are all national football!
The person who can "think twice before you act" is not because he is smart and rational, but because he is afraid of being easily scolded by others for his mother and uncle.
I looked at him (her) sadly and said, "Can the operation be cured? (Hurting people)
A good man is to sleep with a girl repeatedly and sleep for a lifetime.
Your Excellency is really a natural motivator! Curse without dirty words
The scourge of damaging the reputation of Asian compatriots, the descendants whose ancestors were humiliated,
Do you drink water, drink water or drink water? Take your pick!
I can't reach it. Try stepping on your right foot with your left foot.
A woman without talent is virtue. I think I must be too wicked.
I think I haven't eaten chicken for too long. Why else did you get a little excited when you saw the feather duster yesterday?
If you ignore me, I'll be a dog! Swearing is as poisonous as possible.
Some people are alive and she is dead. Some people are alive and he should have died!
The cashier said there was no change. Here are two plastic bags for you!
An old washing machine that God accidentally dropped, a brainless creature that can think,
So many people despise me, who are you?
The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to those grandchildren.
Africans fuck the descendants of black pigs, chimpanzees with yin-yang imbalance,
Hippopotamus crushed by Noah's ark, new volcanic eruption,
Give it to me and you won't have to worry, there is nothing wrong!
You are a cucumber, you owe it. Your daughter-in-law is a screw, so she needs to be screwed.
You don't learn so many weapons in our country, you learn swords. You don't have to learn how to go up the sword. You have to learn how to get drunk with the sword because there are so many moves. Sword iron, you don't learn silver sword! Finally, you have reached the realm of the unity of man and sword, that is, the sword man
No matter how strong you are, can you hold your urine?
Animals change into people in this dress. You will change into animals as soon as you put it on.
The world is bigger than what you lack.
How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't call people what they look like! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to the pig. (One word "poison")
Physical defects cause distortion. (hurtful words)
Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I was a judge by appearances.
Large shameless loudspeaker, Eskimo's shame,
Your appearance has broken through the imagination of human beings ... (People who have a bad brain think you are praising him)
Stick a picture of XX on the wall to avoid evil spirits during the day and contraception at night.
Notre Dame de Paris is short of a bell ringer, so you are the curse book.
So shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light, right?
I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people, one is very beautiful and the other is you.
Lack of oxygen, calcium and fatherly love.
Awesome is always more fashionable than clothes. The old models are not out of date yet, and the new ones come out.
So shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light, right?
Push me again, and I'll play dead for you!
Humus that has been deposited for thousands of years, a primitive species that scientists dare not study,
Don't thank me, how dare I charge you money after thanking you!
2. Help me find a paragraph to bury people. Don't bring dirty words. It's easy to read. You are loved by everyone, beautiful in bloom, well proportioned, handsome and charming. You must be the best among scum and the beast among animals.
Moreover, according to my observation, you must be short of calcium from childhood, short of love when you grow up, grandma doesn't feel pain, mom doesn't love it, left face is short of pumping, right face is short of kicking ass, pig sees pig stepping, cucumber is born short of beating, walnut is short of beating the day after tomorrow, motorcycle is short of kicking for life, find a daughter-in-law is short of screwing screws! Look at you, you are so skinny that you don't look like a pig. Now I throw you into the toilet and the toilet can vomit. Throw you into a black hole, and the black hole can explode itself! You say you, aunt, I will teach you to practice calligraphy, you practice sword (cheap, the same behind), you still practice the sword on the sword, Jin Jian doesn't practice the silver sword (cheap), I'll give you a sword god, you don't do it, I'll give you a sword fairy, and you'll be a bitch if you don't cry repeatedly! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! .
3. Swearing without dirty sentences 1 You waste air alive, land dead, and RMB half dead! When you pick up the mirror and look at yourself.
You think it's redundant, but it is. You are really redundant.
3 curse others for being thick-skinned, and say that mosquitoes should find it difficult to book you. Mosquitoes have struggled all night and are bored. Don't talk to me, because I don't understand. In the eyes of others, it is stupid for me to quarrel with a pig. For you, I really can't think of any language to communicate with you who are different from humans! Six, huh So you still exist in this world? Sorry, you are so small that no one will know you exist! I really regret that I didn't shoot you in the toilet and wash you away directly with water! I don't understand that if the rope is too long, it will knot, but your tongue can't? 9 When you can talk about civilization and quality, I think it's time for me to be reincarnated again. 10 Please don't talk to me with your excretory organs. This is very impolite. Thank you. 1 1 If you can take the initiative to let scientists study, it will make a great contribution to the world's understanding of alien life! 12 who said that the pig's brain is the stupidest? I said that the pig's brain is the cleverest, sleep after eating the bag, and don't think about anything. I can only say that the pig's brain is well maintained and yours is the best maintained.
Too many.
4. swearing without swearing can make people angry 1, girl, your bed is always busy.
2. Are you tired? Just be tired. Comfort is reserved for the dead.
3. Everything is going up in price, that is, people are getting more and more cheap.
4. Describe your life with your 2B pencil.
5. What is your vital capacity? You can blow cow B so big.
6. It is good to know what you are.
7. What is cruel? For a man, I will break his three legs; For a male dog, I'll break his five legs.
8. Someone told you that my family uses mineral water to flush the toilet. How do you respond? All I peed was a royal salute.
9. Put Laozi in a correct position, don't fart, and don't take yourself too seriously.
10, I don't look down on you, but I don't care about you at all.
1 1, when I became a swan, you were still an egg,
12, the most useless thing in the world, timely pay check, look angry, wipe your ass too carefully. 、
13, rival in love fell into the water, so we had to pee,
14, when I love you, you hit me and scold me, and I put up with it. I don't love you anymore. Please touch me again.
15, you are gold and I am coal, you will glow and I will heat up. Don't piss me off, or I'll melt you.
16, my deep affection for you can't be put into words, except for a sentence "go away".
17, with your understanding ability, you may not understand what I explained, so you continue to be slim.
18, your new love is still someone else's whore.
19. Before I met you, my world was black and white. After I met you, wow, it was all black.
20, wearing a low-cut dress is still blocking the hand, which is too unselfish.
2 1, men are dumped, money problems; Women are dumped, appearance problems; I got dumped. What the fuck is wrong with you?
22. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually.
23. The representative figure of charm: Master Kong. Thousands of people soak it every day.
24. I feel like two pigs, because one pig can't describe your stupidity.
5. The dirtier the swearing words with dirty words, the better. Give points to be dirty and don't bring wisdom. You lack calcium from childhood and love when you grow up. Grandma doesn't hurt and uncle doesn't love.
The left face owes pumping, and the right face owes kicking. The donkey sees the donkey kick and the pig sees the pig step on it.
Born to belong to cucumber, I owe it to shoot! The day after tomorrow belongs to walnuts, you owe it! Life is a broken motorcycle, owe to kick! Find a daughter-in-law who is a screw, but she needs to be screwed! You said you, grandpa, I taught you to practice the sword, you practiced the sword, but you didn't practice it on the sword, so you practiced lowliness! Jin Jian doesn't practice, practice silver sword! It's wrong for you to give you a sword fairy, but you don't do it if you give you a sword god, and you have to cry and cry like a sword man! Really, why bother? ! Because of this, scientific truth; Not only that, but I'm a good dad. Look at you. You're handsome and charming. Everyone loves you. You must be the best among scum and the beast among animals. Look, your little face is so thin that you don't look like a pig! Now throw you into the toilet, the toilet can vomit, throw you into a black hole, and the black hole can explode itself! It's almost the festival, and I'll send you a pair of couplets: the first part: trees don't need skins, and they will die; the second part: people are shameless, and the world is invincible; people's base and invincible slaps you on the wall and you can't buckle it! ! ! You are very creative and brave. Ugliness is not your intention, but God is losing his temper. You always say that your boyfriend is handsome, rich, looks rich, looks like the front line, and his urine is bifurcated. Go and cure him quickly! ! A man is cheap all his life, a pig is cheap, a knife is alive, air is wasted, and land is wasted at home. So many weapons in China are wasted, so you don't learn, but you learn swords; If you go up to the sword, you don't learn to go down; There are so many moves in the sword, you learn to drunk the sword; If you don't learn sword and iron sword, learn silver sword! Finally, you have become a martial arts unique skill: drunken silver sword! ! Finally, we can achieve the unity of man and sword-sword man, an incomplete life, an alien with gene mutation; You are a kindergarten-level high school student, born with Mongolian frog head; You abandoned baby of Everest snowman, murderer of septic tank blockage; You, an African, have sex with a descendant of a black pig, a chimpanzee with imbalance of yin and yang; You hippopotamus crushed by Noah's ark, new volcanic eruption; You big shameless megaphone, a disgrace to Eskimos; You are a super-individual who lives with cockroaches, a decaying semi-plant; You stinking garbage man, the source of "spit on" nouns; You dinosaur that degenerates three times a day, the strongest loser in human history; You old washing machine that God accidentally dropped, thinking brainless creature; You, the son of your ancestors who ruined the reputation of your Asian compatriots; You are a primitive species that has been deposited for thousands of years and scientists dare not study it; You are an essential raw material for the destruction of the universe, an orc that even orcs despise; You 10 times the oil concentration of sedimentary raw materials, disfigured McDonald's uncle; A hateful guy like you can only play a piece of shit in a TV series; You can't compare with chewing gum that has been urinated by dogs on the roadside; Even as beautiful as a flower 10 times more; If you want to find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth; If you want to commit suicide, only someone will advise you not to leave a body to avoid polluting the environment; Even the Amiba protozoa can't live on the keyboard you touched; The saliva you spit out is more deadly than sars; If you pretend to be cute, you can solve the problem of population expansion in an instant; If you play cool and handsome, human beings will have to use asexual reproduction; Idiots can be your teachers, and mentally retarded people can teach you to speak human words; As long as you look up, the ozone layer will break; To immigrate to Mars is to leave you; If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down; If you go to war, bullets and missiles can't help flying at you, and even grenades will explode when they see you; Others have to fly a plane to hit Gemini, and you just have to skydive to have the same power; All the places of interest you have visited become historic sites, and the historic sites you have visited will become history; 18 didn't do anything good in my life to get to know you, and even throwing it into the sun is not environmentally friendly enough! ! The teacher told us not to litter, or I would have lost you. Animals wear this dress and become animals as soon as you put it on. Fenqing and patriotism are only one step away, and there is no step with SB.
If you are handsome, human beings will have to use asexual reproduction. As long as you look up, the ozone layer will burst. If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down. If you go to war, bullets and missiles will be tempted to fly at you, grenades will explode when they see you, and others will have to fly a plane to hit Gemini. As long as you skydive, you will have the same power. I want to watch you talk, but why do you bury your face in your ass? . Oh? Sorry, I didn't know it was your face, so where's your ass? I don't want to hurt you either.
Go to the zoo to see if there is a suitable job for you. You can easily be shot by the police if you run around the street like this. I have never seen a high school student with such archaeological value, a frog head with congenital Mongolian disease, an abandoned baby of a snowman on Mount Everest, a murderer with a blocked septic tank, a descendant of a black pig from Africa, a chimpanzee with imbalance of yin and yang, a hippopotamus crushed by Noah's Ark, a new volcanic eruption, a huge shameless loudspeaker, the shame of Eskimos, a superorganism with cockroaches, and a semi-plant with rotten vitality. Garbage people who stink, the source of the term "spit on", dinosaurs that degenerate three times a day, the strongest waste in human history, the old washing machine that God dropped by accident, brainless creatures that can think, the harm that damages the reputation of Asian compatriots, and the descendants whose ancestors are ashamed of it, the saliva sprayed out is even more deadly than sars. The lowest goal of a college student is to be a peasant woman, a mountain spring and a little field.
The man riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be Tang priest; The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man. A toad who doesn't want to eat swan meat is not a good toad! Men can rely on it, and sows can climb trees! What's more troublesome than meeting a bitch.
Meet two bitches at the same time. It's not your fault to be ugly, but it's your fault to be scary! You think you are popular, and you go all over the street to walk on.
Every day, you just yell, and people are tired of your whining and running around scared by you. You want to eat dumplings in Potala Palace, but you add bowls of Chinese medicine-when you meet a Tibetan mastiff, you jump three feet high with a roar! You scratched around in the ancient tomb, thinking that you would find the treasure. Unfortunately, the ghost saw you, and a flying knife fell from the air-a grimace of a grin and a scream.
You become a ta (.