Yun-peng Yue: Dear friends, Happy New Year to you. I'm crosstalk performer Yun-peng Yue. Happy New Year to you.
Sun Yue: I'm Sun Yue: Happy New Year to you.
Yun-peng Yue: Wait a minute!
Sun Yue: Why should I wait?
Yun-peng Yue: What's your name?
Sun Yue: Sun Yue!
Yun-peng Yue: Sun Yue?
Sun Yue: Ah.
Yun-peng Yue: May you be safe?
Sun Yue: Which Sun Yue: Yes?
Yun-peng Yue: Don't you sing? In a good mood, my heart flies.
Sun Yue: I can fly!
Yun-peng Yue: Why are you getting fat again?
Sun Yue: What do you mean, you're fat again, a crosstalk performer?
Yun-peng Yue: Crosstalk Sun Yue: Yue?
Sun Yue: That's right.
Yun-peng Yue: Do you weigh more than 500 Jin?
Sun Yue: Does this man weigh more than 500 Jin?
Yun-peng Yue: How many Jin?
Sun Yue: Why do you ask? You ... 260
Yun-peng Yue: What about 260?
Sun Yue: What do you mean, talk?
Yun-peng Yue: I always ask him how much he weighs, but he always tells me 260,260.
Sun Yue: All the way to 260.
Yun-peng Yue: Later, I realized that the scale was 260.
Sun Yue: I was deceived by the name.
Yun-peng Yue: How do I know he weighs more than 500 Jin?
Sun Yue: How do you know?
Yun-peng Yue: Later, he stood on one foot with two scales, all of which were 260.
Sun Yue: Half a fan with me.
Yun-peng Yue: Fat man weighing over 500 Jin.
Sun Yue: Well, it's not that heavy.
Yun-peng Yue: I look down on people like you, but I can't stand people like you, who have no contribution to society and eat seaweed all day, huh!
Sun Yue: Did you see that? Now there is such a person in society, who can't stand it, can't stand it, and it's you.
Yun-peng Yue: Who is it?
Sun Yue: You!
Yun-peng Yue: There is only one kind of thing that people do in society, and people can't stand it.
Sun Yue: What can't be tolerated?
Yun-peng Yue: Two days ago, I went to Xidan to travel.
Sun Yue: Traveling? That's called traveling?
Yun-peng Yue: That's called?
Sun Yue: Shopping.
Yun-peng Yue: Xidan is going shopping. I'm going to buy a book in Xidan Book Building.
Sun Yue: Study and study.
Yun-peng Yue: There is a building with that book in front of Xidan Book Building.
Sun Yue: Sculpture.
Yun-peng Yue: Is there?
Sun Yue: Yes.
Yun-peng Yue: Someone scribbled on it. Can you stand it?
Sun Yue: Oh, this is an uncivilized phenomenon of tourism.
Yun-peng Yue: Where is this?
Sun Yue: Where?
Yun-peng Yue: This is a paradise for literati, which contains quality and self-restraint.
Sun Yue: That's right.
Yun-peng Yue: I can't stand it.
Sun Yue: What should we do?
Yun-peng Yue: I boycotted them.
Sun Yue: How can you resist?
Yun-peng Yue: Comrade, this is your fault. How did your parents educate you and how did your teacher teach you? You are shameless.
Sun Yue: Hey! Oh dear!
Yun-peng Yue: I drew some circles at the back.
Sun Yue: What is this circle?
Yun-peng Yue: I cursed him.
Sun Yue: Oh, it was written by Hu.
Yun-peng Yue: I'll go home after I buy the books. I have to take the bus.
Sun Yue: Yes.
Yun-peng Yue: I can't stand getting on the bus.
Sun Yue: What's the matter again?
Yun-peng Yue: Later, an old woman came up, sixty or seventy years old.
Sun Yue: I'm getting old.
Yun-peng Yue: The walkway is so shaky that I can hardly stand.
Sun Yue: Old.
Yun-peng Yue: But how annoying it is that no one gives up his seat on the bus.
Sun Yue: Oh, what qualities are these?
Yun-peng Yue: Look down at your cell phone or pretend to sleep. Oh, my God.
Sun Yue: Look at it.
Yun-peng Yue: I'm so angry that I can't sit still.
Sun Yue: By the way, he's so angry that ... hey, wait a minute. He's so angry that you can't do it. You have a seat.
Yun-peng Yue: Hmm.
Sun Yue: Then why don't you let me?
Yun-peng Yue: I'm tired too.
Sun Yue: OK, what's the reason?
Yun-peng Yue: Don't tell me that there is an elder sister in her thirties who told me to get up.
Sun Yue: Ah, let you get up.
Yun-peng Yue: Get up! Is this Sister?
Yun-peng Yue: I said elder sister, you are not old either.
Sun Yue: Is this about age?
Yun-peng Yue: Why do you let me get up?
Sun Yue: Right.
Yun-peng Yue: Cut the crap. This is my seat.
Yun-peng Yue: How can Big Sister prove that it is your seat?
Yun-peng Yue: I'm the conductor.
Sun Yue: Hey! Hi! I'm sitting with the conductor.
Yun-peng Yue: OK, Miss Skinny, come and sit here.
Sun Yue: Thin elder sister, what do you mean by thin elder sister?
Yun-peng Yue: Don't you sell big sister at the ticket office?
Sun Yue: Don't use nicknames.
Yun-peng Yue: Why don't you just sit there?
Sun Yue: What's wrong?
Yun-peng Yue: No, he let the old lady sit there.
Sun Yue: Look at this quality.
Yun-peng Yue: I can't stand standing up.
Sun Yue: Why can't I stand it anymore?
Yun-peng Yue: I think there are all kinds of people on the bus.
Sun Yue: Oh, all kinds.
Yun-peng Yue: Or call?
Yun-peng Yue: It's very loud.
Sun Yue: It's loud.
Yun-peng Yue: There are people who listen to songs with headphones.
Yun-peng Yue: Just listen! And you sang it.
Sun Yue: That's not autonomy.
Yun-peng Yue: What stupid song is that?
Sun Yue: What song found you?
Yun-peng Yue: Ah ~ ~ Five Rings, you have one more ring than Four Rings, Ah ~ ~ You have one less ring than Six Rings. What a stupid song!
Sun Yue: Yes, yes, yes, the lyrics are quite good. How annoying it is! I'll tell you this person.
Yun-peng Yue: OK, OK.
Sun Yue: I don't want to listen either.
Yun-peng Yue: The key is that there are people eating on the bus.
Sun Yue: What's wrong with eating?
Yun-peng Yue: It is normal to eat and eat breakfast to save time, but he eats that thing. Oh, my God.
Sun Yue: What's wrong with you?
Yun-peng Yue: I can't stand it.
Sun Yue: I said what did he eat?
Yun-peng Yue: Brine sac.
Sun Yue: Oh, yes, what?
Yun-peng Yue: Brine sac.
Sun Yue: What's it like to make a halogen bag?
Yun-peng Yue: Just the bottom bag, and the top layer is marinated and marinated.
Sun Yue: The bottom bag and the top layer are called pizza. I don't know anything.
Yun-peng Yue: God, is it so amazing?
Sun Yue: Nonsense, it's called pizza.
Yun-peng Yue: It doesn't matter
Sun Yue: Oh dear.
Yun-peng Yue: Anyway, there are still people making love on the bus.
Sun Yue: Ouch! In love
Yun-peng Yue: How annoying you say?
Sun Yue: Why is this annoying?
Yun-peng Yue: It's normal to have sex, but don't fall in love in public places, right? Although I haven't had sex, I'm young.
Sun Yue: Oh! You are young.
Yun-peng Yue: If I'm dating someone.
Sun Yue: You look young. How old are you?
Yun-peng Yue: I 17 8
Yun-peng Yue: If I date someone.
Sun Yue: Do you know that your forehead lines are all open? to tell the truth
Yun-peng Yue: I 19.
Sun Yue: Honestly.
Yun-peng Yue: More than 20 years old
Yun-peng Yue: If I had.
Sun Yue: I can't stand it if you do this. To be honest.
Yun-peng Yue: Less than 40.
Sun Yue: Oh, fire, well, the younger generation has passed.
Yun-peng Yue: If I am greedy for love, I will never fall in love there.
Sun Yue: What's wrong with him?
Yun-peng Yue: That's a public place. These two people hug, chew and kiss me. Oh, my God!
Sun Yue: A little indecent.
Yun-peng Yue: I can't stand it.
Sun Yue: What about you?
Yun-peng Yue: I boycotted them
Sun Yue: How do you resist?
Yun-peng Yue: I patted the young man on the shoulder.
Sun Yue: Ah.
Yun-peng Yue: It's time for the young man to give way.
Sun Yue: It's time to let go. You have to be quiet.
Yun-peng Yue: I'm all set.
Sun Yue: What are you going to prepare? Is there any room for this?
Yun-peng Yue: What's the matter?
Sun Yue: People can call it concession when they fall in love.
Yun-peng Yue: What's wrong?
Sun Yue: There is nothing like this.
Yun-peng Yue: I have to get off. I asked him to move over. What's wrong?
Sun Yue: Oh, oh, oh, you get off here, and you move to make people feel high.
Yun-peng Yue: What do you think? My God, hooligans.
Sun Yue: Who is a rogue?
Yun-peng Yue: Is it a hooligan (Audience: Yes! )
Sun Yue: What? I thought, uh, I was moving.
Yun-peng Yue: I have to get off.
Sun Yue: Right.
Yun-peng Yue: I can't stand it when I get off the bus.
Sun Yue: What's the matter?
Yun-peng Yue: I saw someone throwing something outside the car.
Sun Yue: Oh, just throw things on the road.
Yun-peng Yue: Oh, I hate it. It was said on TV two days ago that several sanitation workers caused great disasters because of this.
Sun Yue: Something happened.
Yun-peng Yue: Do you feel uncomfortable?
Sun Yue: Uncomfortable
Yun-peng Yue: Are you awkward?
Sun Yue: The more awkward it is.
Yun-peng Yue: I can't stand it.
Sun Yue: What should I do?
Yun-peng Yue: Boycott them.
Sun Yue: How to resist?
Yun-peng Yue: I'll chase after anyone who throws something at the car and picks it up.
Sun Yue: Uh, wait, you are chasing a car.
Yun-peng Yue: Ah.
Sun Yue: You can catch up.
Yun-peng Yue: He can control the traffic lights ahead.
Sun Yue: Oh, there are traffic lights, which is good.
Yun-peng Yue: Someone really threw cigarette butts outside the car.
Sun Yue: Yes.
Yun-peng Yue: I picked up this cigarette butt and chased it.
Sun Yue: Go after him.
Yun-peng Yue: The traffic lights are really under his control.
Sun Yue: Hmm.
Yun-peng Yue: I'll just knock on his glass.
Sun Yue: Right.
Yun-peng Yue: I have to talk to him.
Sun Yue: You educate him.
Yun-peng Yue: Bang bang on the glass.
Sun Yue: Hmm.
Yun-peng Yue: Guess what?
Sun Yue: What?
Yun-peng Yue: He handed over a dollar.
Sun Yue: I can treat you like a beggar.
Yun-peng Yue: Do I look like a beggar?
Sun Yue: Well, what does it look like?
Yun-peng Yue: I can't stand it.
Sun Yue: Ah.
Yun-peng Yue: Pass him the cigarette butt.
Sun Yue: Yes.
Yun-peng Yue: Guess what?
Sun Yue: What?
Yun-peng Yue: He handed out ten dollars.
Sun Yue: Well, why has the price increased again?
Yun-peng Yue: He said let me buy a box of cigarettes.
Sun Yue: Well, it really hurts you.
Yun-peng Yue: Can you stand it? Can you stand it?
Sun Yue: I can't stand it.
Yun-peng Yue: I can bear it.
Sun Yue: Well, how can you stand it?
Yun-peng Yue: Hehe, I earned more than 100 yuan that day.
Sun Yue: OK. Isn't that what begging is all about?
Yun-peng Yue: Oh, it makes me happy.
Sun Yue: This is still happy.
Yun-peng Yue: With more than 100 yuan, I decided to go out to play.
Sun Yue: Ah, still playing.
Yun-peng Yue: Tourism.
Sun Yue: Ah, and travel.
Yun-peng Yue: It's called traveling around the world.
Sun Yue: Well, this hundred dollars also travels around the world.
Yun-peng Yue: I am excited to think about it.
Sun Yue: Don't get excited. What did you do with a hundred dollars?
Yun-peng Yue: Go by plane.
Sun Yue: Wait a minute. One hundred yuan will fly.
Yun-peng Yue: Ah.
Sun Yue: Which is so cheap?
Yun-peng Yue: Discounted air tickets.
Sun Yue: The discount won't be 100 yuan.
Yun-peng Yue: It's so close.
Sun Yue: Where?
Yun-peng Yue: Baoding
Sun Yue: Oh Baoding Baoding.
Yun-peng Yue: I eat donkey meat and put more meat on fire.
Sun Yue: Don't put meat. You should put more meat. Is there an airport in Baoding?
Yun-peng Yue: Shijiazhuang.
Sun Yue: Oh, provincial capital.
Yun-peng Yue: You forgot that we went together.
Sun Yue: Oh, we went together.
Yun-peng Yue: Ah.
Sun Yue: We were together last month.
Yun-peng Yue: Right.
Sun Yue: We went together. Your ticket is over 100 yuan.
Yun-peng Yue: Right.
Sun Yue: Why do you charge me more than 300?
Yun-peng Yue: Ah, it's not that you are meaty.
Sun Yue: Oh, you have to pay more for flying.
Yun-peng Yue: Er, we went hand in hand. When we passed the security check at the airport, people wouldn't let him on.
Sun Yue: Don't let me go.
Yun-peng Yue: Said he had to check it.
Sun Yue: This person has checked in.
Yun-peng Yue: Later, as soon as he got his ID card, he said, I'm a person. It's amazing that I'm a person.
Sun Yue: Eh, this is good.
Yun-peng Yue: I still have an ID card.
Sun Yue: Yes.
Yun-peng Yue: I just got on the plane. We are sitting in that economy class.
Sun Yue: It's cheap.
Yun-peng Yue: It was announced later that the plane was delayed.
Sun Yue: I can't keep it.
Yun-peng Yue: It's normal, but he hates it.
Sun Yue: What's the matter?
Yun-peng Yue: I want this one and that one.
Sun Yue: What do I want?
Yun-peng Yue: Flight attendant, give me a pillow.
Sun Yue: Oh, I'm resting.
Yun-peng Yue: I'll talk to the stewardess later. The stewardess gave me a seat belt. It's not long enough.
Sun Yue: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Your seat belt is not long enough.
Yun-peng Yue: How to tie it?
Sun Yue: So.
Yun-peng Yue: This department is not long enough.
Sun Yue: Er, this is good. This is a section.
Yun-peng Yue: I have to add another section.
Sun Yue: Aye!
Yun-peng Yue: How annoying.
Sun Yue: Wait a minute. This is not what I hate.
Yun-peng Yue: Hmm.
Sun Yue: It's not that I hate it. It's my right. Can you have it on the plane?
Yun-peng Yue: Can I have it, too? Is it so amazing?
Sun Yue: That's right.
Yun-peng Yue: Stewardess, give me a spicy pot.
Sun Yue: Right.
Yun-peng Yue: Put more meat. Put more meat.
Sun Yue: What kind of meat should I put in? I want spicy balsamic pot.
Yun-peng Yue: Do your own thing.
Sun Yue: Right.
Yun-peng Yue: Do it yourself.
Sun Yue: That's right
Yun-peng Yue: I feel hot.
Sun Yue: Ah.
Yun-peng Yue: I opened the hatch myself.
Sun Yue: Well, what are you doing hitting the hatch?
Yun-peng Yue: It's cool.
Sun Yue: Don't get cold. Why are you hitting the hatch?
Yun-peng Yue: I am hot.
Sun Yue: You can't open the hatch even in hot weather.
Yun-peng Yue: The point is that I have to smoke. I have to
Sun Yue: Oh, the more he has to scatter smoke and smoke, don't smoke. I just wanted to talk about you. Did you have your own hatch on the plane? Smoking is not allowed on the plane, you know? You just wanted to talk about you. Look at what you did in front of you. You have resisted all uncivilized phenomena. What you have done is even more uncivilized. You can't keep your mouth shut all day. You can't stand the old saying that a good crow stands on a coal pile and sees others who can't see themselves. It's you who are talking about. We should boycott people like you and piss me off.
Yun-peng Yue: It was my fault.
Sun Yue: You have to admit it.
Yun-peng Yue: But what you did is even more shameful.
Sun Yue: Why am I ashamed?
Yun-peng Yue: We all go down when the plane arrives at the destination.
Sun Yue: Ah, I'm here.
Yun-peng Yue: The stewardess stopped him.
Sun Yue: Stop me.
Yun-peng Yue: Comrade, you can't leave.
Sun Yue: Right.
Yun-peng Yue: Yes, flight attendant. I just bothered you, but you can't help but let me go.
Sun Yue: Yeah, don't let me go.
Yun-peng Yue: Here I am.
Sun Yue: I'm here.
Yun-peng Yue: Then you can't leave either.
Sun Yue: Why?
Yun-peng Yue: Why not let me go? Why not let me go?
Sun Yue: Right.
Yun-peng Yue: Comrade, you can leave the chair for us when you go.
Sun Yue: I got stuck.
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