It's hot in the dog days of June in Huang Banxian. There is a Zhangjiawan in JD.COM. The old couple are eating in the courtyard, and a fly is annoying. The fly took a rice grain, and the old man chased it to Sichuan in anger. My wife waited for three months at home, but the book didn't arrive and the letter didn't pass. I asked a diviner to do the math. The gentleman said, "If you interrupt according to the divination, you will lose money and make you angry." His divination is really clever. Actually, this hexagram is not only clever for him, but also for me. What's the score? Let's have an old lady do the math. "Sir, you give me a divination." "What is it?" "My old man has been gone for three months, and I haven't heard from him. Do you think there is any danger?" "Oh, what did he do?" "Well, chasing flies!" "Go chasing flies? ! What is it? " "The fly took a rice grain." Of course, it's a waste of money and anger to compensate for the travelling expenses. If you can get it back or not, you have to hurt your money and make you angry. This is nonsense. This divination has no spirit. Sometimes the spirit, he is ignorant, and he has a set of ways to calculate divination. As soon as you stand there, he will convince you as soon as he talks to you. How to convince him? Look at his method. This divination pays attention to "Yao Chun". What do you mean by "Yao Chun"? It's you who will do the divination. I won't do it for you first, but I'll set you up first. When I say jargon, I'll call it "Yaochun". The divination talks about "slapping the spring" and "cheating the spring". Obviously, he didn't figure out this thing about you, and he insisted on cheating you! Right? Well, he also has an idea. If anything is wrong, he can take it back. Didn't you say that you can't take it back? He can take it back. This is called "withdrawal chain". In the past, there were fortune tellers on the overpass. As soon as this one stopped there, he said it. "This man when at home, this when outside, this should do business. Oh dear! This man, your' Yin Tang' shines and your fortune is prosperous. You should have a fortune in May this year ... "There are three words at the bottom: right? But this "right" he won't say, why not say? He was afraid that when he finished, people would tell him "no"! So what should I do? He didn't say, he drawled, "You should have a fortune on May Day this year ..." He didn't go on, he watched and watched. If that one really has a fortune, he can see it, and if that one doesn't, he can see it. What do you think? His method is called "if you fix your eyes, you will have them, but if you turn your eyes, you will have none." If you are right, this person is of course stunned; If it's wrong, it's time to roll your eyes (learn to roll your eyes), and that's no such thing. He saw it! "You should have a fortune in May this year ..." He looked at you and looked at this one. He knew it was wrong and hurried to recycle it. He has something to say: "... Ah, yes, you should have a fortune on May Day, but you haven't got it yet, have you?" . Hey, this is not nonsense! "This man, you don't look well. You should be sued in August this year ..." There is "right" under it. Not to mention, he looked at that one and rolled his eyes at that one. "Ah, you deserve a lawsuit, but with the help of a noble person, you have been set aside. Maybe you don't know now?" Don't say that he doesn't know, not even him! That's what he's gonna say. So, the divination is not true. Ah, don't say that there is a divination spirit. Wow, it is not only a spirit, but also a divination spirit. Spirit is spirit, and this thing is so ridiculous. How does it work? Let me tell you something. Not now, in the Daoguang period of the Qing Dynasty, there was such a thing. Not far from Beijing, dozens of miles away, there is such a village. There is a farmer living in this village. This man's surname is Huang, and his nickname is "Toad"! The man said, "This is new. Does anyone have this nickname? Ah, because he looks special like this, with two small round eyes, upturned nostrils, a big mouth, pockmarked face, black or not, yellow or not, and so green on his face. Therefore, this nickname is yellow toad! Don't look at this man's ugly appearance. He is capable, eloquent and able to sense motive. After studying for a few days, he will look through the imperial calendar if he has nothing to do. Anyone in the neighborhood who marries a wife, hires a girl, or digs the grave will come to him. What are you doing? He will look at the imperial calendar and let him choose the date. He is also willing to mind his own business. If he says a few words, someone will really believe him, and he will be regarded as a prostrate saint! Don't look at him so clever, his wife is a burden. What happened to his wife? Sick. What's wrong? This disease is terrible, cold legs! Two cold legs, if you don't get sick, you can still do some crop work with them. Once you get sick, you can't get off the ground. This disease still happens frequently. When will this cold leg disease happen? If the weather changes, you have to make a mistake. My leg hurts on cloudy days, and it hurts on rainy days. To catch up with it, when his wife gets sick, he has to cook when he comes home from work in the fields. Why? His wife can't go to the fields! After a long time, he is anxious and annoyed. He also found such a trick. Whenever his wife says that her leg hurts, alas, it will be cloudy tomorrow. If it hurts badly, it's ... Rain! He's prepared for it. Once, his wife stayed up all night, and the next day Lao Huang went to work in the fields. Oh, my God, it was sunny and sunny, but it was sultry and hot. Old Huang, just put this hemp fiber on! Go outside with a hoe and a hemp fiber. His wife took a look: "Lao Huang, crazy! It's a nice day. Why are you wearing hemp fiber? Take it off! " Lao Huang ignored her and walked out. His wife looked at it: "Hey! What's going on? Let you take it off! He took a step forward, which meant pulling Lao Huang, and just took such a step, "Ouch!" My leg hurts. "Ouch ..." Squatting there. Lao Huang looked back happily: "Hey ... why am I still wearing hemp fiber?" Your leg hurts, doesn't it? You've been making trouble all night! Isn't it going to rain today? What should I do if I don't wear hemp fiber? " His wife is also happy to hear it. They were happy, but when Lao Huang went out, people in the street were happy. Why? "Ah, second brother, why is this yellow toad? Begging for rain? Hey, it's a nice day. Why are you wearing hemp fiber? Take it off! " Lao Huang confidently said, "If you don't take it off, you'll need it later!" "What are you doing? What's the use for a while? " "What's the use? It's raining today!" What he meant was that his wife's leg hurt. When everyone hears that it is raining, isn't this nonsense? There are no clouds in Wan Li. Where did it rain? I didn't believe him, so I went to work in the fields. This work has been done for over an hour. Hey! Suddenly, I looked up and saw a black cloud coming from the south, which came at me like the bottom of a black pot. Soon it was paved, and there was a thunder, and wow ... It rained cats and dogs. Everyone ran home, drenched like a chicken. Look at Lao Huang again, wearing hemp fiber, shaking every step, like nothing happened. Hey! "Old Huang, you are really good!" Lao Huang loves to blow the air: "Why do you have two down sons?" By the way, I don't even know it's raining on cloudy days, which is even more so! " What does he mean? My daughter-in-law's leg hurts. Can I not know? As soon as everyone saw it, wow, Lao Huang is really capable! A few days later, I got up early in the morning. It was cloudy and overcast. Lao Huang was just going to work in the fields. First, he asked his wife, "How's it going? Does your leg hurt?" "It doesn't hurt." "It doesn't hurt, ok!" Carrying a hoe, he came out to have a look. Well, many people were covered with hemp fiber. "Hey, Lao Huang, go home and get hemp fiber!" "Take that? Strange and troublesome! " "bother? Don't take it for a while! " "Get what rain? Don't worry, there is no rain today. " Went to work in the fields. Everyone listens: No rain? It's so cloudy, will there be no rain? I've just hoed the ground for two ridges, and then I look at it. Oh, my God, hey, the clouds have cleared away and the sun has come out. Old Huang, you still talk sarcastically: "What's the matter, you took all the hemp fiber for nothing? I told you, don't listen, look, it's not raining. " "Old huang, hey, strange, that day we all got caught in the rain, you slowly twisted home in hemp fiber. Hmm? Today, we are all holding hemp fiber, and we all have leucorrhea. What do you mean? How do you know if it rains or not? " "Ah ..." How dare he say, "My wife's leg hurts, so I understand." How do you say this? When everyone asked again, he was excited: "Ah, I figured it out by Zhuge Liang's pre-horse lesson." Wow, everyone, it's amazing that the pre-horse god class can calculate whether there is rain or not! It's good to play here. Everyone yelled at him. Come on, what happened before? There was a man who married a daughter-in-law and hired a girl. He came to see Lao Huang and asked him to show him the imperial calendar. Later, when I heard that he would teach Zhuge Liang before the horse, well, anyone who lost something would come to him. Daughter-in-law Zhang lost an earring and came for him. "Uncle, I lost my earring. Your pre-horse lesson is quite clever. Please do the math for me!" How can he say: I won't, I will count it as cloudy and rainy, and my daughter-in-law will follow me! He can't say! "Ah, I'll do the math for you." He pretended to be a madman and calculated, "I lost my earrings, didn't I?" Well ... I haven't lost it! " "Uncle, you said you didn't lose it, but it was gone." "No! I told you to go home and look for it. You'll find it next to the pot and behind the water tank. Go! " Zhang's daughter-in-law left, and when she got home, she looked for it, next to the pot. Oh, I really found my earrings. How did his divination work? Lao Huang had a hard time thinking. He thought to himself: She is a daughter-in-law, and her daughter-in-law has to cook and carry water every day, except beside the pot table, which is around the water tank. He said these two places. Well, I really found it by the kitchen counter. Wow! Now, it's even louder. This clamor, one day, Li Er sister-in-law came to him. Brother Li has been gone for more than three months, and there is no news or letter. Sister-in-law Li Er came: "Brother Huang, you see that our mouth has been gone for more than three months, and there is no letter. I am really worried. When do you think he will come back?" "Ah, calculate divination!" "ah!" "Well, good" pretend to pinch your fingers, he doesn't count first, talking to Li Er's sister-in-law. "Hey, sister in law, you also is really of, what's the matter you sent others to find me? Why do you have to come by yourself? Look at your heavy body, why are you still going out! " "Ah ... never mind, I'm only nine months old." "Oh ... well, come out! You man, if you don't come back this month and don't write, you must come back next month. Go. " Wow, you must come back next month! What happened? I really didn't write. I really came back next month. It's working again How did he work this time? How does it work? Lao Huang has a hard time thinking. As soon as he heard that he was pregnant for nine months, hey, he thought this truth. This woman is pregnant, and his man knows it, and he knows it! If you don't write for three months, you're just waiting to come back and serve the moon! Hey, I really came back next month. It's great to call here, so I'm screaming. Not only did he shout that he could pinch and calculate, but he also named him "Huang Banxian". One spread to ten, ten spread to hundreds, hundreds spread to thousands, thousands spread to thousands, villages spread to towns, and towns spread to counties. From hand to hand, it spread to Beijing. Hey! It's time for Lao Huang to make a fortune. Something has been lost in the inner courtyard of Beijing Palace! What's missing? Emperor Daoguang lost a priceless luminous pearl! This night pearl is so lost, the light can be urgent. In the Qing Dynasty, Emperor Daoguang was the least angry emperor, not only the least angry, but also a greedy emperor. Do the math, his dragon robe is patched! So stingy. If such a night pearl is lost, it will be great! Immediately, the nine prefects were sent to the temple, and they were greatly reprimanded. They were given three days to find the night pearl, but if they couldn't find it, they were demoted and fined! Three days? I can't get it back in five days! What's going on Stealing the pearl of the night is not easy to catch! Who? Cui Ying, the eunuch general manager in the palace, is an inside job. Where do you think this thing can be found? Nine prefects looked outside the palace, but of course they couldn't find it! I can't find it for three days, so what? Demotion and salary penalty. If you can't find it in five days, go to the golden palace and be demoted and fined. To put it bluntly, I haven't found it for a month and a half. It's broken! I haven't found it for a month and a half, and these nine prefects have all been demoted to the imperial horse pen to walk their horses! On this day, Emperor Daoguang was annoyed, and he was furious in the golden palace: "I have been raising troops for a thousand days, and I have been fighting for a while. I lost the night pearl for more than a month. What happened if nothing happened to the civil and military officials? Murphy said, do you all want to walk your horses? " Everyone was scared when they heard it: Hula! Kneeling down to a large area, there was a poem Lang Narong who knelt down for half a step and said, "Long live my Lord, I heard people say that there is a diviner named Zhuge Zhou outside the front gate of the West River. This person not only knows divination, but also knows how to' round the light'. If we want to find him, we will know the whereabouts of the night pearl!" Hearing this, the emperor said, "Come on!" Tell Cui Ying, the eunuch in charge, "Go outside the front door to find Zhuge Zhou, go into the palace to count the whereabouts of the night pearl, and find it!" Choi Young il's nose was twisted with anger. How? The night pearl is his inside job. Heart said: this assistant minister is old and glorious. Are you kneeling well? Why did you come up with this idea? "Its art is like a god", spirit! Come here and figure out that I stole it. What shall I do? But the emperor sent a decree, and he had to look for it. No way, go on horseback! I took it from someone. When I got to the west riverside, I asked about it. The first door, the family in the north of the road, went to the front and looked at it. Good! There are three white fir poles at the door, tied with Yang Liuzhi's son, with a white note that says "Sorry for the bad news". Ask, Zhuge Zhou is dead! Hey, Cui Ying is so happy! All right, tell the emperor. When the emperor heard this, he said, "If you are dead, find someone else, someone who can calculate divination, something clever!" "hey." Look for it again! At the head of the grinding factory again, I saw a sign hanging at the door of a life museum: "Liu Tiezui". Cui Ying dismounted and came in. "Can you calculate divination?" Liu Tiezui looked at this style ... "Ah, I can calculate divination." "Is it ineffective?" "You see my name is not posted? Liu Tiezui', because I am Kouga with an iron mouth, and my divination is the spirit of divination! " "Well, is it really clever?" "Ah, how clever!" "Then ... see you later!" As soon as the diviner looks at it, where is this broad-daylight snoring? Tell him Ling, he "sees you later", what's wrong with this! How did he know? Cui Ying didn't dare to look for the real spirit. You are, and his head has moved. No, find someone else. I found another one. There is a "Kong Ming Li" pavilion on Qianmen Street. When you ask there, it is also a spirit! "See you later!" He's out again. He pondered: no! Quan Ling, what should we do? Oh, by the way, don't look for the pavilion of life, but look for the divination booth on the overpass. Yes! Ask the divination stall: "Is your divination ineffective?" He also said spirit. It's all about the divination booth. Not working? Who can't say it? What does he eat? I asked several divination booths, and they all said, wow, wow, but I searched in Beijing for three days. I searched all the divination booths in Beijing, and I didn't even find one that didn't work! What should I do? On the fourth day, when I went to the boss, I was annoyed: I looked everywhere in the city and outside the city, right! Riding a horse with his followers, the letter horse went out of the city by reins. After walking for dozens of miles, it was hot and tired, and I came to a village. "Come on, have a rest!" When I got off the horse and saw a child under the tree, I asked, "Hey, do you have any diviners here?" "Yes, just this door!" Ah, it's the door of Huang Banxian's house, and the child is so pointed. "Oh, good!" Go inside. On this day, Lao Huang is at home. What is he doing at home? I'm worried there. What's the worry? His wife's leg hurts again, and it's going to rain again. After a while, he has to move firewood and things into the house, please! It's annoying here, after such a long time, ah, Cui Ying, the eunuch's chief manager, came in. "Can you calculate divination?" Hearing this, Lao Huang said, "Ah ... I ... I will ..." "Is it ineffective?" This question is ineffective, and it's quite loud. When Lao Huang saw his style, he said to himself, where can I go with this divination? Simply, tell the truth! "My divination ... alas ... my divination ... alas ... doesn't work." "hmm? Hey! I've been looking for it for a long time, but here it is! Ok, ok, oh, it doesn't work? Is it really ineffective? " "Alas ... it really doesn't work!" "Oh, come on, come on, come with me!" "Where to go with you?" "When I entered Beijing, the emperor's luminous pearl was lost. You have to calculate it!" Hearing this, Lao Huang: What? Calculate divination for the emperor. Isn't this nonsense? Don't say that the calculation is ineffective. If you say the wrong word-the crime of turning around, then where is it? Quickly said: "... this master ... you ... didn't understand, my divination, it doesn't work!" "Nonsense, spirit is not looking for you! Go away! " "Sir ... my divination ... doesn't work!" "It doesn't matter if it doesn't work. I tell you, even if it doesn't work, I have a good word for you in a pint. What does it matter if the money is gone? If you don't go, you'll disobey the order and ask questions outside the noon gate! " "Oh, don't charge!" I thought: If I don't go, I'll die. If it doesn't work, I'll give them some money and blow them out ... "Well, can I ... can I go?" "Don't waste your time! If you don't go, you will disobey the order. Let's go! " Begging for nothing. Let's go. "Alas ... I'll go, I'll go ... You take care of the house at home." "Hey, you look at this ... this is not bad luck, my leg still hurts, you see, you go now? "Oh, can't, don't go? If you don't obey the order, your leg still hurts. Oh, yes, I'm holding the hemp fiber! " Choi Young il look: "Long-winded! It's a fine day, what are you doing with hemp fiber? " "hmm? ..... No, don't worry about it, you can use it, it's raining today! " He is thinking that his wife's leg hurts and it will rain today. Cui Ying didn't pay much attention either. "Ah, let's go!" Take him to Beijing and arrange to stay in the inn. Lao Huang, I can't eat or sleep. I'm so upset! "This thing, how to calculate?" In the middle of the night, well, wow ... It's raining cats and dogs. Lao Huang thought: It's raining. Don't ask, my wife is at home with a sore leg. Alas, I was caught by a senior official. Just this master, it's killing me. I said it didn't work. I had to come; He said, give two money out, where there is such a cheap thing? How can I calculate for the emperor? Well, throw the pearl of the night, let me find it. Where can I find it? Well, if it rains on a cloudy day, I can still work it out-that's not good either! I still have to get my daughter-in-law-this thing is looking for the night pearl. How can I calculate it? Give it to the emperor tomorrow. Where can I ask him to find it? Next to the cooktop? Behind the tank? Is there a water tank in that palace? This is not fatal! I'm upset, but I hate it. Who do I hate? He hated the thief who stole the beads, and when he sat there in a hurry, he blurted out, "This thief is not right either. Well, you can't steal anyone, so why steal the emperor?" Would you live if you knew you stole it? Besides, this master is also wrong. I said that my divination is not working. If I don't come, it will be over. You are begging me to come, urging me, urging me, can you live? " What he means is that you rushed me here, and I came. If I don't work out, can you live? If I don't do my math, you will be guilty of dereliction of duty and you will not live. That's what he meant in his heart, pointing to the outside: "I'm coming, can you live?" Well, this sentence has ears through the wall, and someone heard it. Who? Cui Ying, the chief manager. Why did he come? Ah, he arranged for Lao Huang to go to the inn. He went back to the house, set the table, ate and drank, and he was happy: Ah, come on, I will give the emperor a divination tomorrow, but if I can't figure it out, I will kill him, which is none of my business. Hey, this bead, I can't commit a crime in my life! Hey, ok, look at his appearance, he doesn't look like a capable person. Can a capable person look like that? Happy! I'm happy here. Wow ... It's raining outside. When it rains, he is alert in his heart. When he opens the door, it rains cats and dogs. Hmm? No, his divination is not effective? It doesn't work. Why is he wearing hemp fiber? How did he tell it was raining today? Oh, don't be "a wise head makes a close mouth, a wise head makes a false face", right? The lip service is ineffective. Tomorrow, I will go to the Golden Jubilee Hall and do a calculation. I will point out that he is the one who stole the beads! Well, I'm finished! Hey, this can't stand it, no ... I have to listen to the news! Then, when he came, he didn't let people know when he came here. He quietly came to the outside of Huang Banxian's house. He just stood there and was listening to it. By the time he came, the first two sentences had been said, and this sentence was being said inside: "hurry, hurry!" I am coming, are you alive? " He also pointed to the outside. Choi Young il: Huh? "Hurry, hurry, I'm coming", here he comes; Can you live? I ... I can't live! He figured it was me! Oh, he ... this ... you'd better listen to it again, but he didn't listen. When he got scared, he pushed the door and came in, and Goo-goo knelt down: "Ah ... this ... fortuneteller forgives, fortuneteller forgives! Lao Huang was startled when he saw the chief steward kneeling here. When he heard that "the immortal forgave his life, and the immortal forgave his life", Lao Huang was able to observe the words and deeds. When he saw that the chief steward was covered in spray, he didn't know what was going on. He was able to hold his breath: "Hey, don't be afraid, don't be afraid. Get up and say, get up and say, what's the matter, you?" "Ah ... oh, the fortuneteller forgave me. Your divination is really clever. You have come, and I ... I can't live. I know you are right. I stole this bead. I stole it. Please help me." Hearing this, Lao Huang: Smell! That's the way it is! Lao Huang can really put on an act and hold his breath: "Hey … Oh, you stole it!"! Hum, I already figured out that you stole it! Not only did I figure out that you stole the beads, but I also figured out where you hid them. " Take words cheat, Choi Young il listen to ah, yo, all work out ... The in the mind also one leng, can work out? Then I'll let him talk. "Ah, it's ... fortuneteller, you figured it out, so you figured out where I hid the beads?" If this is left to others, if you ask this sentence, you must ask to get down. Lao Huang is eloquent. When Lao Huang hears it, he says, "Well, it's worked out. Ha ... I said where did you hide that bead, I said? I said yes, but I won't say it now. I'll talk to the emperor tomorrow! " "Ah ... don't price! Why don't you say it here? " "What am I telling you here? I said,' I figured it out, I know where you are hiding'? I won't say it, let you say it yourself. I think you dare to tell me lies. " Hey! "Oh ... Banxian, please forgive me. I dare not lie. My beads are buried under the banana tree in the imperial garden!" "Ah, that's all. I figured it was buried there! " How many of him did we count? ! "Get up." "Yes, fortuneteller, why are you ... fortuneteller? You are a living fairy. You are really right. Please don't say I stole it when you meet the emperor tomorrow. I ... will give you five hundred and twenty pieces of silver." Hearing this, Lao Huang sneered: "Ha ... What does he mean? Hey, this guy won't beat himself up! But with his sneer, Cui Ying doesn't know what he is doing, thinking that he is too few. "Ah ... oh, five hundred and twenty won't do. I'll give you one thousand." Add another 500! "Oh, okay, okay, you get up. When I calculate the divination for the emperor tomorrow, just hide it for you. " What is it? Before the hexagrams were counted, he received a gift of one thousand two hundred pieces of silver, but he was in trouble. All right! The next day, Cui Ying led him to appear before the emperor, and the emperor was quite happy. He stood up and gave him a seat to count the whereabouts of the night pearl. How can Lao Huang count it? Although Cui Ying said it, you have to pretend to come! I thought: I have to pinch the tactic and recite the mantra. Well, pinch the tactic (learn gestures), how to pronounce the mantra? He doesn't know what to say when he thinks of it: "One, two, three, seven, eight, nine, nine, nine, nine, seven, eight, nine, seven, nine, seven, eight, nine, seven, seven, eight, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, eight, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, eight, seven, seven, seven, Do magic tricks! What kind of spell is this? "Judging from the divination, the night pearl is now in the imperial garden." When the emperor heard this, he said, "Come on, control the garden!" Swing the garden. In the imperial garden, the emperor said, "Hey, Master Huang, my imperial garden is so wide. Where is the night pearl?" "Oh, I'll count it for you." (Learn to pinch the tactic gesture, recite the mantra) "Half Immortal's real name is Huang. See the king today. Where is the night pearl? Ah ... this banana tree hides! " He can really put on an act! Hearing this, the emperor said, "OK, plan!" Shovel and pick together. "Hey, be careful, don't hurt the national treasure!" Wow, it's an act. Originally, Cui Ying did not bury this bead too deep, so she planed it twice and scraped it out. The little eunuch cleaned it and handed it to the emperor. The emperor was so happy when he saw it. "Oh, Huang Banxian, it's really Huang Xianshi, this divination is too clever. Hey, Master Huang Xianshi, who was the one who stole my pearl? Who buried it? " Who stole this and who buried it? Lao Huang, I didn't guard against asking this. I asked him suddenly, raised my head and took a look at Cui Ying. Cui Ying, my heart almost jumped out of my throat. I don't know what he is going to say. It's okay to listen next. "Ah ... ah ... long live, the night pearl is a rare treasure. It has been exposed to the fine moonlight for a long time, and it wandered out by itself!" Hearing this, the emperor thought: I heard that "the paper station set itself on fire in 800 years." Paper is still like this, not to mention this night pearl? "Well, that makes sense!" Look at this bad king. He still thinks it makes sense! That night pearl will stroll by itself? ! Back to the golden palace. "Master Huang Xianshi is really clever. Come on, give it to Master Huang Xianshi ... two discs of Saqima!" Then if you find a big orb, give two discs of Saqima, and you will know that he is stingy! After giving him two discs of Saqima, he was not allowed to leave, and he was allowed to stay in the palace for a few days. That one asked, the emperor found the beads, why did he leave a fortune teller in the palace? Emperor Daoguang had his ideas, and he thought to himself: I lost this night pearl for more than a month, and I have no news, and I can't find it! Hey! When Huang Banxian comes, even if he comes out somewhere, this divination is too clever! I can't let him go. I'll try him again. If he is so clever in every hexagram, then he will be appointed as an official at the court. It's good for me to seal him as an official in the DPRK! No one can hide anything from me again! He worked it out for me! Ah, because he won't be allowed to go. But Lao Huang's heart was annoyed, and Lao Huang thought to himself, Isn't this something that has disappeared? Leave me, I ... What am I doing here? A companion is like a tiger! It's killing me. I know when something will happen to him! Very annoying, I thought to myself: I have to think of an idea to tell him tomorrow: I will go home. Yes! Think of a way out. As soon as he arrived at the early morning of the next day, Cui Yingling took Huang Banxian to court and called to the eunuch at the office. "The Holy Master has sent a decree, and Xuanhuang Xianshi will go to the temple with the decree!" He's the first one. Why? The emperor found this night pearl, happy, didn't sleep all night, and came to sit in the temple after playing the harem quite early. Go ahead and walk to the imperial garden, hey! There is a jujube tree here. This jujube tree was brought back by eunuch Sanbao when he went to the Western Ocean in the Ming Dynasty. This kind of jujube is called "Zhuzao", which is round and round, so big, red, but ripe. It's still alive now, and the emperor looked at such a jujube, so he picked it off and thought about it. Oh, yes, I'll let Huang Banxian calculate what's in my hand. If it's right again, and his divination is really clever, then seal him as an official in the DPRK, right! Then, first announce Huang Banxian to go to the temple according to the order. Huang Banxian knelt down here and saluted. Should he stand up and give a seat? This time, I just let him stand up and didn't give him a seat. "Stand flat." Huang Banxian stood up, and the emperor clenched his fist: "Master Huang, your divination is clever. Come on, let's calculate what I have in my hand. If it is right, I will make you an official at the court. If it is wrong, I will ask you a crime of deceiving the monarch! You count it! " Lao Huang thought: Oh, how can this be calculated? Well ..... Of course, he's scared, and he's scared in his heart, but he can't bring it out on his face yet, and he has to put on an act without a photograph. I thought about it here, but he thought about it again. What did he think about? I thought to myself: What is it in his hand? Oh ... it must be his pearl. I found this pearl, but I was afraid of losing it again. I couldn't leave my hand, and my hand was not lizhu. I took this out when I got up in the morning, so don't ask, the pearl, right. But if he wanted to say "the pearl of the night", he killed him at that time, which was not right. He said a good word: "Long live ……" He wanted to say this sentence, "You can enjoy your beloved night pearl early in the morning", which is what he just said. "Long live, early in the morning you ..." The emperor said; "Ah, yes, it's Daqingzao ..." Hey! He is so clever! As soon as the emperor let go, Lao Huang saw it, and his dreadlocks stood up: Oh, boy, old man, thanks to my saying "early morning", it would be troublesome if I said "early morning", this thing! Yo! "Long live my Lord, I want to go home and visit." "Well, no, this divination is working again. Come on, have a feast!" Banquet? The emperor is so stingy and still holds a banquet? What's the feast? It's just a bowl of tea and two pieces of "Saqima"! He called it a banquet! I can't help it. Eat "Sachima". I'm jealous! The emperor said, "Master Huang, your divination is too clever. I intend to make you an official in the DPRK, accompany the king, and enjoy the splendor and wealth. What do you think?" Old Huang Xin said: I'm still here with you? Boy, it's a good thing I said early in the morning, otherwise my head will move! Huang: "The grass-roots are rural villagers, how can they protect the king?" The emperor thought, "You are not willing. If you don't protect me, my country will be unstable if you protect others! ！” The emperor gritted his teeth and came up vicious! Call Choi Young il and whisper in his ear. Tell Cui Ying to go to the harem and bring the treasure toad. What is a treasure toad? It's just a toad carved in gold. Soon, Cui Ying came back with a box! The emperor pointed with his hand: "Master Huang Xianshi, aren't you a spirit? You figure out what's in this box. If you figure it out correctly, I'll make you an official. If you figure it out wrongly, it's a crime of bullying the monarch. We'll open an operation outside the noon gate and ask for it! " Lao Huang thought, "I was fooled early in the morning just now. How can I calculate now?" He held back for a long time, gritted his teeth and stamped his foot: "Calling his nickname, yellow toad! You died in this box! ! ！” Hearing this, the emperor said, "hmm ~ ~? He got it right again! ! ! ! ！”