Hero: Xiao Sha

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However, Xiaosha loves to burp and fart, which is all forced by her aunt and uncle.

The name Xiaosha doesn't sound good, like a fool. Even if others make it clear that he is not called Xiaosha, it is no good: sand is worthless, let alone Xiaosha. It is too easy to give him a nickname, and you can give him one ready-made: bean paste.

The worst thing about Xiao Sha is not his name, but his father who is a dentist. My uncle loves teeth more than anything else. He doesn't allow children to eat more sweets. Therefore, even the desserts and sweets given by guests are locked in the cupboard. Xiaosha got greedy and could only put her nose to the cabinet and call it "vanilla chocolate!" Smell it! "

Occasionally, my uncle will be generous and give us some sweets from the cupboard, but it is always not enough to eat. Just beginning to feel that my tongue and teeth are sweet, my uncle is urging: "Go! Rinse your mouth and don't let sweets corrode your teeth! "

Uncle also checked Xiaosha's teeth regularly, making him open his mouth wide and act like a lion is going to eat people. My uncle checked one by one, just like admiring his precious stones. Alas, the teeth are obviously sand's, but the power to control them is not in sand's hands, as if they were valuables left here by his father.

To make matters worse, my uncle often let Xiaosha eat broad beans, saying that chewing more will strengthen his teeth, but if he eats too much of this kind of food, his stomach will swell up and he can't be gentle.

The most irritating thing is that in the New Year, my uncle's gift to Xiaosha is not lucky money, nor a pen, nor any sweet food, but half a dozen new rotating toothbrushes. This kind of gift is expensive, but no child will like it.

Of course, Xiaosha has a good mother with a big temper. She never scolds children or taps us on the head with her fingers. However, she had a frightening idea: She hoped that Xiaosha and I would both be chubby, and as soon as we stood in weighing scale, the measuring needle would fall to the right.

However, Xiaosha is very thin, with thin arms and legs like her uncle. My aunt chased Xiaosha every day and said, "How about another piece of bread? Just a small piece! Eat more and be resistant! "

If Xiaosha nodded, he would be in trouble completely. Because, my aunt will cut off a piece of bread as thick as a brick and say, "just a little bit, add it after eating!" "

If Xiaosha promises to eat up this big piece of bread, then during the period of eating bread, my aunt will put three pieces of meat in the bread for a while, and then spread two layers of butter, and sometimes she must put an fried egg in it. In short, the bread will become a huge super bread, which looks like a special bread for Japanese sumo wrestlers.

Xiaosha is often choked by such bread and burps, looking like a silly Beijing duck-stuffing.

Even so, my aunt said, "How about another piece?" She's really not afraid of Xiao Sha's stomach exploding? On New Year's Day, her gift to Xiaosha was a can of five kilograms of compressed biscuits.

Xiaosha asked me for advice, saying that if he continued to eat like this, he would become a useless person. I told him that it's best to keep a pet pig at home. It eats a lot and can be supplied with things that can't be eaten.

Xiaosha was ecstatic and went to ask her uncle for a pig. Uncle shouted that pigs would shit, so wouldn't the house become a pigsty? In fact, pigs can be given new diapers, which are called "diapers" and are advertised on TV. I don't know why, my uncle didn't think of this way.