2, the guest you are to beat the tip or stay
I poop
3, I'm young, and you guys, is it old?
4. A gentleman is nothing more than a patient wolf
5. It's not always good to have all the men on one side, like when they're all on one side of the boat
6. Don't be nervous, I'm not a nice guy ......
7. You said...you like me...? ? In fact...I started out...in fact I also...alas told you, in fact I also quite like myself.
8, as the failure of the typical, you are really too successful
9, when I was a child just learning to ride a bicycle, not quite will run to the street, to see the front of an old man in the walk, they feel like crashing, then yelled, don't move, don't move. The boss stood there for a while and didn't move, so I turned around and still bumped into him. The old man stood up and said, you aim it
10, if there is 300W, we say is to buy Mercedes good or Ferrari good ah.
Response: It's best to buy 300 second-hand Otto, then hire 300 drivers, let them drive behind you, a while lined up in the s-shape, a while lined up in the B-shape
11, more smiles, cloudy days, beware of the emotional cold!
12. I'm going to go to bed after I finish laughing at the sky!
13, the road is far from knowing the horse power is not enough, the day long to see the hearts of the wicked
14, my dad face my fat matter expressed the view: there is no Han Hong's life, but also got Han Hong's disease.
15, I never remember this person grudges, generally have a grudge on the spot I reported.
16. Don't cry at my grave. I'm not going to be able to get a good look at you, but I'm going to be able to get a good look at you.
17, is this Mr. Zhang, you pressed CTRL + C on the home computer, and then in the company's computer and then press CTRL + V is certainly not. Even the same article won't work. No, no, not on how expensive a computer.
18, I thought you were just a number in the middle of 1 and 3, but I didn't realize you were still a combination of 1 and 3.
20, a cannibal to class, the manager repeatedly explained can not eat colleagues, promised. After a few days can not help but eat a cleaner
people, was found immediately. The epiphany is: don't ever eat the people who really do something.
21, now you scold me, because you still do not understand me, when you understand me later, you will definitely hit me.
22, people never know who which time without thinking to say goodbye to you after really never see again.
23, the road to success, always in construction.
24. I don't go to hell, who loves to go to hell
25. Guess an English sentence: "ABABBBAAAAAAAABBBABAAAABBBBAABBBAAAAAAA"? 〈Answer: Long time no C〉
26、想你的眉目，想到模糊。 --Suddenly I feel that the thoughts are mostly so, more and more faint (I vaguely remember this is the lyrics of Faye Wong's "I don't want to be like this", I don't know if it's right or not.)
27, after years, sigh, those two teenagers: a stunning time, a tender years.
28, if she (he) said to you: "Forget me." You tell the other person, "I've never remembered."
29, your good to us I will always remember I do ghost will not let you go.
30, all female colleagues, please do not discharge to me, my wife has caller ID.
31、Smile, wave, goodbye, the end.
32, I remembered that I had set my mind to be a fun person
33, will pay more than pay to think about it, forget about it, do not want to live.
34, so what, just give me an affordable grave.
35, lived more than twenty years, did not do something for the motherland, for the people, every thought about this, heartbroken
36, while young to do all the bad things, not a few years.
37, earning the money of selling cabbage, worrying about the heart of selling white powder
38, seven-year-old boys are the most terrifying creatures on the planet, they have curiosity, action, destruction, and the Law on the Protection of Minors.
39, people are precious to their word - I say not to pay back the money, not to pay back the money!
40, Laozi said: sleep can sleep, very sleep.
41, although I believe in the oath of the sea, but may not believe that you ah
42, God said: go out and do not forget to bring an umbrella, a moment I have to water the flowers
43, special people never say they are special, such as me
44, my No has been very But Thai said he did not have the time to come
45, I know that the world does not not come to an end, but, at least, the world is not the same, but the world is not the same. But, at least, I'm going to have a good time at the banquet!
46, I walk my sunshine road, you cross your Naiho Bridge.
47、The world is ours and the children's, but ultimately it's the grandkids'!
48, whenever difficult times I recite the Tibetan scripture: "Oh Mani Moo Mani coaxing", translated into English is: All money go my home!
49, the simplest secret of longevity - - Keep breathing.
50, Confucius said: no sleep at noon, the afternoon collapse. Mencius said: Confucius is right!
51, goodness is when others are starving, I eat meat not bia ji mouth
52, the long road of life, there will always be a few steps wrong.
53, I never bully the weak ~ ~ ~ ~ I bullied him before I really do not know that he is weaker than me ...
54, you walk your overpass, I'm over my underpass.
55, my hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic two kinds, static is to sleep, dynamic is to turn over ...
56, where to fall, where to get up ...... always fall there, I suspect there is a pit!
57, alas ~ this person to a no positive shape, even the headache is biased
58, I do not know much about music, so sometimes unreliable, sometimes out of tune.
59, people do some good things always want to let the ghosts and gods know, do some bad things always think the ghosts and gods do not know, we let the ghosts and gods too difficult.
60, ask the world who is the most frank, straight call me when the benevolent
61, if you can not tolerate me, that is either your heart is too small, or my personality is too great.
62, line to the water poor place, thirsty; sitting and watching the clouds rise, dizzy.
63, I want to learn Phoenix Nirvana, who knows accidentally ...... cooked!
64, anyway, this life of my old and they counted different, I do not know is they did not count right, or I live wrong.
65, the corner of your mouth thirty degrees of smile, Baidu search can not.
66, God will surely forgive me, because that is his profession.
67, the hand of his son, know that the son of ugly, tears, the son does not go I go.
68, handsome with a P use? It may not be eaten by the pawns!
69, don't tell me to come here - I'm Avanti!
70: I'll tie you to a straw boat to borrow arrows if you don't mind!
71, people don't offend me, I don't offend; if people offend me, courtesy three times; people offend me again, I also a needle; people still offend me, cut off the roots.
72, I am not RMB, how can I make everyone like me?
73, single is not difficult, it is difficult to deal with those who try to make you end up single .
74, have time to learn feng shui to go, after death accounted for a good tomb is also considered to make up for the regrets of life can not afford to buy a good house
75, once we thought we could die for love, in fact, love can not die, it will only be in the place of the most painful to put a needle, and then we want to cry, we tossed and turned, we have been sick for a long time into a doctor, we have refined into a steel. You are not the wind, I am not the sand, and then lingering can not reach the end of the world, dry the tears, tomorrow morning, we all have to go to work.
76, the world is a large doll machine, I through the glass window, only want you
77, if you go first, turn around do not blame me for turning my back on you.
78, a person has only one heart, but there are two atria. One inhabits happiness; one inhabits sadness. Don't laugh too loud, or you'll wake up the sadness next to you.
79, be kind to yourself, because a lifetime is not long; be kind to the people around you, because you will not necessarily be able to meet in the next life
80, some people say that the carousel is the most cruel game, chasing each other but with eternal distance
81, if there is an afterlife, to be a tree, standing as an eternity, there is no posture of sadness and joy. Half in the dust peacefully, half in the wind flying, half sprinkled shade, half bathed in sunshine. Very silent and very proud, never relying never looking!
82, words also need to pay attention to the technology of picking up, to find the right person in the right place at the right time to pick up, such as at this moment I'm online
83, I think I once loved you when also low to the dust, but did not bloom, and then the dust is just getting more and more finally buried us alive, the original love really can not be too humble, the light of the dust does not have sustenance
84, feel unhappy, because the pursuit of not "happy", but "happier than others".
85, 5-year-old daughter asked her father to help her do something.
Dad: "Dad is very tired, you praise me a couple of words, you praise me a couple of words, I will have energy again."
Daughter: "Zheng!"
Dad: "Hey!"
Daughter: "Your nyonya is really pretty