From king to monkey: pig, donkey, horse and dog.
Establish the ambition of Fujian people to lose power and life; The great cause of faking the party, government and army.
Your kindness is as deep as the sea; Minister's day is as heavy as a mountain?
"If you love the people, gold and silver are my children; Law enforcement is like a mountain, and Qian Shan is backed by mountains.
Well, you did well in the exam of "* * *".
Sir, I'm about to talk about your messy question.
Blacksmith carpenter musician sculptor barber
Bus conductor
Because at that time, he was standing in his gatehouse.
That black guy. In this way, he politely replied to the white man.
1 (city)+1 (city) = 1 (km), or 1 (kg)+1 (kg) = 1 (month).
First, World War II. Institution 3. Regular diet
Thousands of years of mess, the danger of turning stone into gold, and the clumsiness of icing on the cake.
Tongue tied, clumsy, like a parrot.
(Mountain Zhongshan Road turns to a cliff, and the tourists come from the mountain. The mountain scenery is good, and the mountains are full of apricot and peach blossoms. )
The backbone of the host is the prisoner, the miser is a fool, and the slick is the three-legged cat of the layman. (2) In the book "Five Thousand Years of Jewish Wisdom", it is said that a person's life is divided into seven stages, and seven metaphors are used in succession:
One-year-old is king, and everyone is cajoling around.
At the age of two, I () rolled in the mud and enjoyed myself;
At the age of ten, he was a little lamb, playful and naive;
I am a horse at the age of eighteen. When I grow up, I am covered in blood and always want to be brave.
Marriage is (), bearing the burden of family and stumbling;
Middle age (), in order to support the family, compromise, others gasp;
Old age is (), rejuvenation, but unfortunately no one cares.
There is a word missing from each bracket in the text. Each word is about an animal. Which animal do you think meets the characteristics of men of different ages? Taste it carefully and fill in the words you think are appropriate.
(3) 194 1 On New Year's Eve, on the gate of Yihe Road Mansion in Nanjing, Wang Jingwei posted the Spring Festival couplets in the book: "Great ambition to establish national civil rights and people's livelihood; It is a great cause for the party to serve the country and the public. " The next morning, he found that the Spring Festival couplets had been added and changed to: "; Since then, Wang Jingwei has never written Spring Festival couplets.
(4) Hong Chengchou, a minister in the late Ming Dynasty, was proud of his loyalty and righteousness, so he wrote in the hall: "Your kindness is as deep as the sea; I am as heavy as a mountain. " Later, he was defeated by the Qing army in Songshan World War I and surrendered to the Qing Dynasty after being captured. At this time, someone saw that his defection was so sudden, so they added a word at the end of the couplet and changed it to: "; The addition of two words has produced a wonderful ironic effect.
(5) In the Qing Dynasty, there was a county magistrate in Li County who often relied on officials to oppress the people. Originally he was greedy, but he was forced to be honest. One year during the Spring Festival, he posted a pair of Spring Festival couplets at the main entrance to flaunt himself, saying, "Love the people like children;" Law enforcement is like a mountain. " As soon as the Spring Festival couplets were posted, they were criticized by everyone. Someone secretly added a long tail to this pair of Spring Festival couplets, which became:;
(6) When the father saw his son get his report card back from school, he asked with concern, "How was the exam? Read it to me quickly. " The son glanced at his father and timidly opened the report card, which read: "Chinese 52, math 48, * * * 100." Hearing this, my son couldn't help laughing. "You see, you are proud when you praise," my father turned his face. "Keep working hard."
(7) On one occasion, in the middle of his campaign speech, British Prime Minister Wilson suddenly heard an opponent's cry: "Shit! Garbage! " Obviously, he was mocking Wilson's speech. In this regard, Wilson said quietly with a smile: This kind of vigilant misinterpretation made the cynics speechless and the campaign speech went smoothly.
(8) The courtyard of Xidou Spring Festival couplets is full of craftsmen. They all like to show their abilities in front of others. In this year's Spring Festival couplets, Zhang Jiaxian posted a pair: Although he lives in two smoky houses, he is a man with a temper.
The Wangs did not agree, and soon posted their own Spring Festival couplets on their doorstep: one foot can make one side; Several straight lines make up a column.
Zhang, Wang posted, others are not far behind. The Li family posted a pair of Spring Festival couplets, which read: Bai Chunchuan Elegant Music; There are bosom friends in high mountains and flowing water.
Before the Li family's was glued together, the Zhao family's was hung high. Hey, Master Zhao's handwriting is still good, flying dragons and dancing phoenixes, and he is the most skilled. It says: six books are all over the world; It's worth a thousand dollars in an instant.
There is a master surnamed Liu in the courtyard, who has lived in the courtyard for decades, and other people look down on his craftsmanship. Seeing that everyone posted Spring Festival couplets, he quickly posted Spring Festival couplets written by others. Everyone looked ahead and sighed with courage. Couplets are: to be the best cause in the world; Work hard in the world.
Clever reader, do you know what Zhang, Wang, Li, Zhao and Liu do?
A father wanted to know what kind of career his son would choose in the future, so he asked his son, "I want to know what you like to do." It's time for you to make a choice. "
"What do I like to do? Dad, it's simple, "said the young man. "I want to go for a ride by car all day, and my pocket is always full of money."
"Your career has finally been found." Father looked very happy and said, "You will be a ..."
The father certainly knew what his son was thinking, but he was not angry, but chose a career for his son with a sense of humor.
What is the father's son's occupation? Please complete the omitted part of the last sentence.
(10) It is said that Jin Shengtan is so arrogant. One day, he stood in his gatehouse and watched leisurely. Neighbors passed by his door and greeted him humbly; However, Kim was arrogant and ignored it.
At this time, someone came forward and asked, "My brother broke up yesterday and couldn't write a word, so I'll ask." "What word?" Kim asked. "How to write the word' many' in the lottery?" Jin Shengtan replied in a mocking tone: "There is a turtle standing in the gatehouse." The man thanked him and left. After a while, Kim exclaimed, "Oh, I was cheated!" " Why did Jin Shengtan say that he was cheated? Please analyze it.
(1 1) On a flight from new york, a middle-aged white woman who looked very rich was arranged to sit next to a black man. She glared at the black people around her, and the black people responded to her unkindness with a smile. Unexpectedly, the woman in white said angrily to the waiter, "I can't stand sitting next to such a unlucky person." Find me another seat. "
A few minutes later, the flight attendant came back. She said, "I'm sorry, madam, economy class is full." But there is still a seat available in first class. "Before the white woman spoke, the flight attendant added," I have obtained special permission from the captain. "Considering this special situation, the captain thinks it is unreasonable for a passenger to sit with such a disgusting person. So, if you don't mind, we have prepared first-class seats, please move over. "
Last sentence, who do you think the stewardess said it to? How did you know?
(12) People who have done the following questions say that it is impossible to get such an answer. You might as well try:
1+ 1= 1,2+ 1= 1,3+4= 1,4+9= 1,5+7= 1,6+ 18= 1。
How did this happen? In fact, as long as we add appropriate unit names to these figures, the result can be established and completely correct.
1( )+ 1( )= 1( ),
2 (month)+1 (month) = 1 (quarter),
3 (days) +4 (days) = 1 (weeks),
4 (point) +9 (point) = 1 (point) (i.e. 13 point),
5( )+7( )= 1( ),
6( )+ 18( )= 1( )。
Simple numbers games tell us that in the face of seemingly incredible things in life, as long as we adjust our way of thinking, think from another angle and jump out of the habitual thinking circle, we will get unusual answers and turn "impossible" into "possible".
Read the newspaper carefully, we can often find some inappropriate or wrong news headlines on it. Here's the situation. Let's correct them together, ok? Please fill in the appropriate words in brackets, each bracket is limited to one word.
1. Fight for the fire fighting gas field-it can be changed to Fen () fire fighting gas field.
Second, "Family Education: Concluding the Future of the Chinese Nation"-"Concluding" means concluding a treaty, etc. , obviously not applicable here. It can be changed to () or ().
Third, "students eat instant noodles"-it is meaningless to eat instant noodles. It should be "() () (instant noodles", which means the food is not delicious.
(14) Idiom antithesis: (Note that antithesis should be neat and the meaning should be relative)
Simple meals (delicacies) are immortal ()
Order () refers to a deer as a horse ()
As solid as gold soup (), finely crafted ()
Send charcoal in the snow () Quick mouth ()
(15) Idioms are inseparable from "tongue"
Describe nonsense (nonsense) and talk lightly (talk lightly)
Describe a glib tongue (angry sword) and describe surprise and silence ()
A poorly described word () describes an echo ()
(16) How to read Baota Poems?
open
Ya Mamam
Taoshan apricot
Jingshan, Shan Hao
Come to see the mountain.
Lishan sengshan Keshan
Zhongshan Road turns to the cliff.
Do you know what the following idiom is?
1, the person who plays a leading role in the group is called ()
2, resourceful person is ()
3. The host who receives local guests is ()
4, the steps of the trial of prisoners under the court for ()
5, the stingy, broke people as ()
6, without inspection as ()
7, the sophisticated people as ()
8. A layman without professional knowledge is called ()
9, skill is not fine, barely make do with people ()
(18) Animals in Idioms
In the following idioms, animals are very active and form an interesting zoo. Please write the animal's name in brackets. What if you can't do it? Look it up in the dictionary!
Exclusive () head peep () Wolf () for rape () eat whales.
Throw () tiger silence () dog's tail is knotted () cold.
Kill two birds with one stone (), new students () fly (), dragonflies () dance.
A mountain () wind () wails () killing chickens everywhere ()
When the rabbit died (), it was sad (). The egg flew and hit the old ().
White () ghosts cry () and explore () to get the pearl phoenix feather () angle.
The method of "coming () and removing pulse" () is Ma Qian's () skill-poor blowing method ().
Draw a tiger by leaning on () a thousand words (), Wu () gasps for breath on the moon () Cheng Wanli.
Jie () Wei () Magnificent Cup Bow () Shadow Haicheng () Building
When the car passed through three caves cunningly, the wolf suddenly threw the weapon out.
The bottom hole () is very urgent (). Shrimp soldiers () will be like tigers () behind them.
() Sparrows are silent and tired. () It flies off the right path and dies. () For example, () It is attached to a dog. () I forgot. () The clam fights for its own heart. () It is interested in horses.
() Cephalopods () Spider Silk Clues
(19) One day, Zheng Banqiao, a famous litterateur in the Qing Dynasty, passed by a mountain village. When he heard a quarrel coming from a private school, he went in and advised him, son, cherish time, study hard and stop fooling around. An urchin squinted at the straw sandals and clothes of the newcomer and asked, "Poor Han, do you know the sage books?" Zheng Banqiao smiled and said, "I know a little." The urchin asked again, "So you must be able to write poetry?" Zheng Banqiao smiled humorously: "Occasionally."
"That's good!" Hearing this, the urchin pointed to the things in the school kitchen. "Make a poem about it and let's listen to it."
Zheng Banqiao did as the urchin instructed, gave him a look and said with a smile, "Well, listen, children, they are too big to stand on the fire. A small amount can't hold everything, and two or three inches of water will make waves. "
Hearing this, the urchin was awed. He quickly went to Mr. Wang's plush chair and asked Zheng Banqiao to sit down. He asked questions around him. Do you know what Zheng Banqiao is singing?
(20) Xiao Wang entertained his old classmates and booked a banquet at Honghualou Hotel. The hotel manager enthusiastically helped him prepare the dishes and sent him a menu. In this menu, there are some habitual gender words in the catering industry. Can you find them one by one?
Menu cold dishes: Baked Sixi Baked Tofu, Crispy Hot and Sour Pot Bean, Broccoli Fried Bamboo Shoots, and Cold Lettuce.
Hot dish: Braised flat fish with mushrooms in Sizhen Fish Garden.
Dim sum: noodles with flavor
Fruits: cantaloupe and monkey peach
Master of guessing boxing: Bin
From king to monkey: pig, donkey, horse and dog.
Establish the ambition of Fujian people to lose power and life; The great cause of faking the party, government and army.
Your kindness is as deep as the sea; Minister's day is as heavy as a mountain?
"If you love the people, gold and silver are my children; Law enforcement is like a mountain, and Qian Shan is backed by mountains.
Well, you did well in the exam of "* * *".
Sir, I'm about to talk about your messy question.
Blacksmith carpenter musician sculptor barber
Bus conductor
Because at that time, he was standing in his gatehouse.
That black guy. In this way, he politely replied to the white man.
1 (city)+1 (city) = 1 (km), or 1 (kg)+1 (kg) = 1 (month).
First, World War II. Institution 3. Regular diet
Thousands of years of mess, the danger of turning stone into gold, and the clumsiness of icing on the cake.
Tongue tied, clumsy, like a parrot.
(Mountain Zhongshan Road turns to a cliff, and the tourists come from the mountain. The mountain scenery is good, and the mountains are full of apricot and peach blossoms. )
The backbone of the host, the prisoner, the miser, the idiot, the slick, the layman, and the three-legged cat.
I have everything I need.