Examples of funny materials for making jokes are as follows:

1. I once met a fox halfway up the mountain, and I shouted at it on a whim: "Evil animals! Why don't you show your true colors? ！” The fox paused for a moment and suddenly spoke: "This is the prototype!" " "Mama ah have a monster! ! ！” I let out a cry and ran away, and the fox ran after me, screaming, "Where! Where! There are monsters! Don't leave me! Scared me to death. "

2. I remember one year when I came home, my parents cooked a delicious table and said, "Eat! Just be your own home! " My hand holding the chicken leg suddenly shook.

3. It is suggested that you don't kiss girls after smoking. They don't like the smell of cigarettes. Just now, I smoked a cigarette and kissed the girl next to me. Her boyfriend flew up and gave me a kick.

4. Lao Wang was seriously injured in both legs. Doctor: I have good news and bad news for you. Lao Wang: Let's talk about the bad ones first. Doctor: You can't keep your leg. You need to amputate it. Lao Wang: Never mind, there is another good news. Doctor: The patient next door wants to buy your slippers.

5. Last night, I dreamed that I was beaten by a group of people, and then I woke up in shock. After I woke up, I went back to sleep. As a result, I dreamed of this group of people. They said to me: Don't you dare come back!