Funny and attractive copy (selected 41 sentences) 1. You try your best, you might as well have someone else do it casually. So, give up and stop being hard on yourself. 2. Some girls who seem to be quiet for a long time have no extra money behind their backs, and even owe ants flowers. 3. An employee bought a cup with the words? I want a raise? Every time you have a meeting, you should direct these words at the boss. Finally one day, the boss also bought a cup, which read? Fuck off? ! Every time I walk alone at night, I'm so scared. It's so dark and I'm so beautiful. I'm afraid others can't see me. 5. Drinking with friends at the food stall, I suddenly remembered that my daughter-in-law was still hungry at home and slapped herself instantly. How can I be distracted by drinking? Come on, let's do it! 6. I took the exam again and again, but I didn't pass it today. The coach finally shouted impatiently at me. Are you afraid that you can't afford a car after passing the exam? ? . I was speechless. 7. You still have to dream, or you will talk to others if you drink too much. 8. You passed my heart and wore high heels. Not only left footprints, but also stepped on blood. 9. I have a strong mother. I remember when I was a child, my mother took me by bike, and my foot got stuck in the wheel. My mother felt unable to pedal, so she stood up and pedaled. 11. Don't feel that you have fallen into the lowest valley of your life at a young age. You still have a lot of room to fall. 11. Look at the gesture of swallowing mountains and rivers when you tear the express parcel by hand. It's nothing like a weak woman who can't even unscrew the bottle cap of mineral water. 12. This is an era of fickle feelings. The best way to remember you is to borrow money from him. 13. Taobao bought an underwear, and the shoulder strap broke just after wearing it for a day, and communicated angrily with the store. The shopkeeper replied: Are your breasts too big? Forget it, go with five-star praise! 14. Walking alone in the city on Valentine's Day, I found that many of them were ugly girls with handsome guys, and suddenly I felt very sad. Why didn't I? It's fucking unfair. I'm uglier than them! 15. I hurt my wrist. The doctor just put a thick bandage on it. My wife looked at the doctor nervously. Doctor, this, this doesn't affect his washing dishes, does it? ? 16. Many people say that if you can't tell a fortune, it will get thinner and thinner. However, sometimes we have to believe. In the past, the fortune teller said that I was 27 years old and I was dressed in a yellow robe. I was accompanied by delicacies every day, and I had transportation when I went out. Now I am delivering takeout in the US Mission, which is too accurate! 17. My friend came to the northeast to play, and I told him not to lick the railings in the yard. He said: What are you afraid of in summer? Then he licked it, and his mouth was covered with paint. 18. My friend invited me to dinner at noon. When I paid the bill, I saw that he was very slow in paying out, so I said? Why don't I take it out? ? How dare you! ? that's OK ? So I put my hand into his pocket. 19. Liu Bei said to Zhao Yun: Zilong, you see that Yun Chang and Yi De have become sworn brothers. Please join us! Zhao Yun thought for a moment and said, No, I don't think Zhao Si is my temperament. 21. Accompany my son to write homework until the third grade, and then I was hospitalized with a heart attack and put two stents. It's still important to think about it, so let it be! 21. Do you know why Shaolin has always been ranked first among the martial arts schools? Because of Logger Vick. 22. My wife bought the washboard online and saw one of the comments: uncomfortable kneeling, bad review! My wife joined the shopping cart without saying anything. 23. My mother asked me why I didn't come out in the bathroom for so long. I didn't dare to tell her that I was fascinated by myself when I passed the mirror. 24. I went to a friend's house for dinner, and made a boy's urine boiled eggs, which was obviously unbearable. I said I didn't like eggs, and my friend's father said: Then drink some soup! 25. I remember when I first entered middle school, I found that my chest bulged slightly and I felt so scared. Now that I am graduating from college, I feel even more scared when I look at my slightly bulging chest! 26. Even if 99% of the people in the world think you are not good-looking, there are still 75 million people on the earth who think you are good-looking. Do you feel suddenly swollen! 27.? What keeps you single? ? I know myself too well. I think I'm the only one. Don't cheat others! ? 28. Come and tell me if you like me. People always have to experience the feeling of being rejected by beautiful women in their lives. 29. Why do you remind me? Money is not everything? ? I'm not that greedy. I just want money, but I don't expect it to do everything. 31. The algebra teacher complained to the parents of the students:? Look at how your son learns math. 91 minus 45 equals the second half! ? Father:? Well, it's time to teach him a lesson. He didn't consider the situation of overtime. ? 31. Everything looks good on you, not necessarily because you look good, but also because you are too ugly to make your clothes look good. 32. I have a dream since I was a child: wearing sunglasses, driving a Lamborghini sports car, and returning home dressed in gold. Now I have realized half my dream, and I already have sunglasses. 33. My boyfriend was caught pretending to be rich: I can't stand his deception; My boyfriend was caught pretending to be poor: I don't love his money. 34. You said money can't buy time? ? Network management! Add two dollars. ? You say money can't buy love? ? Mother-in-law, this is my gift. ? 35. When I was a child, I felt very happy when someone in my village called me an ugly duckling, because I will become a white swan when I grow up. But unexpectedly, now they call me ugly duck. 36. Lan Yan is doing her boyfriend's duty but not her boyfriend's right. love rat is occupying her boyfriend's right but not her boyfriend's duty! 37. A man has four hopes: a cook at home, a good-looking one in the office, a bitch around him and a miss in the distance. 38. Don't sing about the rest of your life. Girls don't work hard to make money, and they don't want to be beautiful. For the rest of their lives, cooking is your job, washing is your job, doing housework is your job, being rejected is your job, and looking after children is still your job. 39. Never quarrel with your parents, because when you don't win, you will only be scolded, and when you win, you will only be beaten. 41. From today on, as long as it is my friend, anyone who has no money will reply to me, and I can tell you how I spent my days without money.