If there were no women in this world, there would be no noise. Three women's lives, chattering parents are short, A San's cats gave birth to several cats of what color, and they all chatted with relish, making a fuss.
If there were no women in this world, there would be no narrowness. A woman's heart is in the sea, holding on to a small matter. If she is ten minutes late, she can question you for an hour. If she sleeps at night, she can drag you up and torture you.
If there were no women in this world, there would be no comparison. Your chanel no.5, my LV, the street where things are on sale will never make a big noise, and the collision is more serious than the collision.
If there are no women in this world, there will be no bondage. Be sure to change your slippers when you enter the door, have breakfast, and be sure to call back when you get home late. I also have money to buy a house. My parents gave birth to me and brought me up to this age. I'm hungry because I don't eat three meals. It is my freedom to go home when.
If there were no women in this world, there would be no trouble. To hell with anniversaries, birthdays, Valentine's Day and Christmas, delete all the memos in your mobile phone, and don't buy roses and chocolates in the restaurant. The money left is enough to play football with you for a few nights.
The women said:
If there are no women in this world, well, first of all, it is dirty! The air quality is rapidly declining, Larry's feet are smelly and sweaty, the snow-white walls are covered with shoe prints, and the kitchen tiles are covered with oil stains.
If there are no women in this world, it will set off a financial crisis in many industries.
First of all, cosmetics and skin care products, from SK-2, Lancome and Vichy to Avon, Little Nurse and Bingchun, have all closed down with zero sales, and the shampoo industry will also close down, from foreign brands Pan Ting to local brands Fang La, and so on. All these men with a net worth of over 100 million are bankrupt. All Mercedes-Benz, BMW and Hummer will enter the garage for cooling and walking. A few men's shampoo workshops, such as Qingyang and Yujie, are in a semi-discontinued state. Do you think that without women, lazy men will be diligent and love face? Think about it. Without women, who would men dress for?
Next, the telecom business volume of China Mobile Unicom will decline rapidly, and the number of users of SMS, telephone and Fetion will decrease by 80%.
Clothing, catering and supermarket retailing are also affected. How long can these places last without women? At least half of the shops in the street are closed, and the workload of street angels is reduced. By the way, there are only men left in Street Angels, and the diligent figure of cleaning women will disappear.
If there are no women in this world, information communication will no longer be smooth. No one knows about the old rheumatism next door, so no one helps him with the housework, and no one calls the children when he is sick. No one picked up Liu's children from school at the village head, no one knew them, and no one helped him take them home. No one even knows how many kittens A San's mother cat gave birth to, and she froze to death outside.
If there were no women in this world, there would be no family. Men are busy with their careers without a hot soup and no lights waiting for them at night. No one rubbed their shoulders and ironed their clothes, and no one perfumed their tea and accompanied them to read books at night.
If there were no women in this world, there would be no love. Loving life, being tolerant and generous, giving silently without expecting anything in return, exhausting youth for a family and caring for parents-in-law will all cease to exist.
If there really are no women in this world, then there will be no men. Man, please cherish your woman. She irons your clothes, cooks for you, buys shampoo, puts away the bath water and squeezes toothpaste for you. She just wants you to go out and explore your world after brushing your teeth and washing your face, and you leave a messy room. She has been cleaning all her life.
If there are really no women in this world, then what should you do, men?
I intercepted it.