You are so old that you have mastered a specialty without learning other skills. You can have a good sleep during the day and get excited without stimulants at night.
Be careful when you walk across the grass, don't dirty the soil I want to eat this month.
It is said that boys touch girls' heads a lot because they like them, and girls touch boys' heads mostly like dogs.
Others hold hands and I hold my dog. Take a walk, swim and see who bites badly.
I know you are all learning to drive, and now I dare not cross the road.
7. Today is the pigeon-letting contest. When I arrived at the stadium, I found myself alone.
I can't lengthen the length of life, but I can expand the width of life. You only look thin when I am fat, lest I look ugly when I am thin.
9. I think it's good to call. Everything I say is valuable.
10. People who lose weight must not add any weight loss groups. On the surface, they can encourage each other, but it is useless. If you are not the fattest, you will relax because someone is at the bottom. 1 1. Women in Wang Fu have several characteristics: they can eat, drink, sleep, spend money, are unreasonable and don't work!
12. There is a kind of sadness, that is, I call you back in seconds and you reincarnate me.
Thirteen. I wanted to ask my mother to scratch my shoulder. As soon as I opened my mouth, I said, Mom, scratch my wings.
14. When I'm not around, go home as soon as you go out. Don't be too late. Seriously, someone has been stealing dogs recently. I'm afraid something will happen to you.
15. I was told that my eyes were small before, but I still don't believe it. Finally, one day, I was lying on the sofa watching TV, and suddenly my mother came back and turned off the TV, and then quietly covered me with a quilt.
16. Be a carefree foodie and a carefree fool.
Procrastination is not a pathological state, but a very wise survival strategy. Many problems in our life will be solved by ourselves as long as we put them off again and again. If you don't succeed, you haven't delayed long enough.
18. Tell male compatriots the secret of not washing dishes. That is, every time my wife asks you to wash the dishes, she deliberately breaks the bowl, and she doesn't let you wash the dishes because she is distressed. This is my experience from kneeling on the washboard!
19. Doing bad things will be discovered sooner or later, so do it at noon.
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When everyone is low-key, they can be high-key, but they can't be out of tune.
Twenty one. Girls should never go out alone at night. It is really dangerous. The streets are full of barbecues and supper, and no one can dissuade them. I can't help but enter one casually, and I will gain several pounds.
22. Be nice to your boyfriend when you find him. Don't bully him and hurt him. After all, he is blind.
23. Why do I often cry? Because my boyfriend always humiliates me.
Don't worry about the problem you can't solve today. Don't panic because it can't be solved tomorrow.
25. Every time someone attacks me, I think there is something wrong with this person. In the face of such a lovely me, he can still lose his temper and be speechless.
26. I still remember that day, one person made a mistake in his homework and the whole class made a mistake.
Twenty-seven I heard that there would be radiation when the mobile phone was placed under the pillow, which scared me to throw away the pillow at once.
28. the performance of top students in the sun. The goddess takes a selfie, the local tyrant has money, and the model has a figure. I just want to bask in the sun, but why does it rain every day?