Funny Paragraphs About Drinking

Funny Paragraphs About Drinking

Funny Paragraphs About Drinking

Drinking is a leisure and entertainment program for many people nowadays, many people like to drink when they encounter celebratory or troublesome things, and it also becomes an important part of the culture of the modern society, the following funny paragraphs about drinking

Funny Paragraphs About Drinking 1

A. Pouring wine with the wind and the rain. The first time I saw the movie was when I was in the middle of the night, I was in the middle of the night. When you are drinking, you talk a lot. When you drink too much, you talk nonsense. At the end of the day, it pours. Fall to the ground, not a word.

Second, bold words, wine and heroes. Flowery words, persuade friends to drink more. The first thing I want to say is that I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it," he said. The first thing you need to do is to talk to yourself and wake up.

Third, people in the world, can not leave the wine. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on some of the most popular products in the world. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty. The more you drink, the younger you get.

Fourth, deep feelings, a mouthful of boredom. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a new one, and you'll be able to do it. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a new one, and you'll be able to do it. Iron feelings, drink not rest.

Fifth, want to get drunk, the wine in the stomach. The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal of money to pay for it. The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal of money to pay for it. The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal of money to pay for it. The first thing you need to do is to get drunk, and you don't want to give a tip.

Six, looks like water, smell intoxicated. Drink in spicy mouth, stay in the belly haunted. Walking to trip legs, want to find water in the middle of the night. Wake up and regret, physical and mental exhaustion.

Seventh, the drinking of alcohol to commit the five fury, a few days do not drink want to brake, look at others to drink gluttony brake, drink to the mouth wanton brake, drink too much by the brake, woke up the wine regret brake.

Eight, the sky is blue, the sea is blue, a cup a cup to pass down. It's raining in the sky and drought on the ground, and the cup just now can't be counted.

Nine, feelings of iron, iron, that is not afraid of gastric hemorrhage; feelings of deep, deep, that is not afraid to play the needle.

Tenth, to let the guests drink well, the family first to drink down. People drink to get drunk, otherwise the host more ashamed!

XI, the road to see a roar, you do not drink who drink? The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty, and then you'll be able to get your hands dirty.

twelve, white wine shabu shabu, beer as tea. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty!

XIII. General women don't drink, drinking women are not general.

Fourteen, you are not drunk, I am not drunk, who will sleep on the street?

xv>There are a lot of things that you can drink, but you can't drink them all.

1, to let me drink well, you first have to drink down.

2, tilting the neck a mouthful, look silly drinking friends.

3, life once not drunk, then life-long regret; life often drunk, will be hate life.

4. Wine is a package of medicine, not to drink can not sleep!

5, will drink a barrel to drink a cylinder, the director of the brewery let you be!

6, drink and then carefully, drink not drunk.

7, I come to moss you drink a few cups, I drunk brother you to back.

8, the place of danger to show their hands, sister for brother drink a cup of SongHe wine.

9, you pay, I'm out of life, drink together into the nervousness.

10, the wine is a little less, can drink how much to drink, can not drink quickly run.

11, in order not to hurt feelings, I drink; in order not to hurt the body, I drink a little.

12, wine is not drunk, the key to the atmosphere on.

13, quit a drink, back to failure.

14, the white emperor, the colorful clouds, half a catty only idle.

15, the wine Qiankun big, pot in the sun and moon long.

16, there are drunk and awake, different mentality!

17, a move of the ass, show respect.

18, backed by the Jialing River, drinking when drinking soup.

19, a hand with a bottle of wine, a hand with a diploma; outside for a vase of flowers, home to support a bottle of vinegar; to the superior to be leveled, to the lower level to be shoveled!

20, as long as the feelings of iron! Not afraid of stomach bleeding!

21, a hundred cups to drink, a pillow sparing the spring drinker.

22, wine and water to feed the spirit of people, not until the dawn does not return to the soul.

23, I have stories and wine, do you want to go with me.

24, drunk to know the wine, love to know the weight.

25, today's wine, today's drunk, do not live too tired; good also over, bad also over, only to mood is not bad.

26, when is the moon? I'm not sure when the moon will come out, but I'm not sure when the moon will come out. I don't know what year it is in the sky. I want to take the wind to go back, and fear of jeweled buildings, high up in the cold, dance clear shadow, how like on earth.

27, drink and talk about love, this person is a brother.

28, so good wine, drink a long life!

29, the guests drink to get drunk, or the host more ashamed.

30, feet one stop, drink does not count.

31, against the Yanghe Daqu, all the way to the end.

32, brother, this wine you drink first, I good after.

33, drinking in the morning can not be more, tonight there are several tables; drinking at noon can not be drunk, the afternoon department to meet; drinking at night can not be poured, lest the wife look around.

34, do not want to drink, reluctant, did not control.

35, wine, drink less live blood, wine, drink more shall not live.

36, red wine, white wine, wine, our friendship forever.

37, a cup and a cup, three cups is not much.

38, deep feelings, a mouthful of boredom.

39, the longer the wine, the more mellow, the longer the friends are more true; the more the water flows, the more clear, the more the vicissitudes of the world flow more light.

40, drinking is not drunk, not as good as dozing.

41, the wind is the style of wine, the bottle is the level.

42, the wine meets the friend of a thousand cups less, the words do not talk big mouth drink.

43, drunk, I do not serve anyone, just help the wall.

44, today Monday, come to drink a cup. Tomorrow Tuesday, drink two cups in advance.

45, from now on, the wine abandoned.

46: If you get drunk again, you will regret it.

47, to the wine song, life geometry.

48, ass up, drink and start again.

49, between friends to drink, no matter good sprinkle or crooked wine.

50, I'll drink first, you feel free.

51、What can solve the sorrow, only Dukang.

52, the words are strong, the wine is strong heroic courage.

53, the whole two mouths?

54, drinking still need a reason, today's reason is to drink!

55, an old cellar with a new cup, two people drink to the dark, three sober nonsense blowing, seven points of drunkenness to home.

56, a drink nine two, focus on training.

57, intentional life everyone tired, unintentional life every day drunk. By the time the iceberg melts, you will be sleeping steadily!

58, six six ah! The first time I saw the movie, it was a good idea to have it on my desk! The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal of money from the government, and then you have to pay for it!

59, drinking women, pouring is wine, drinking is love, drunk is love.

60, I have a long-term stomachache, drink some wine down will not hurt.

61, you do not get drunk, I do not get drunk, the teeth of the road that who to sleep!

62, ancient sages are all lonely, but the drinker left his name.

Funny paragraph about drinking 3

Connotation paragraph about drinking

1, want to drink, because drunk will not think of you. But I don't dare to get drunk because drunken words are full of you.

2, is that I am brave too long, decided to live for you alone.

3, a few friends drinking drunk very dry, a person drinking drunk no matter. I don't know if this is self-deprecating or comforting.

4, the eternal knot ruthless tour, the date of the remote clouds and Han. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to get a good deal on this, but I'm sure you're going to be able to get a good deal on this, and I'm sure you'll be able to get a good deal on this.

5, come in style, red wine beauty, wine fragrance with endless ` drunk, drunk and not drunk are not divided.

6, in this period of time without forgetting you, I will never drink alone again, I'm afraid I can not control myself by then and call to cause what you call annoying you.

7, brother drink is not wine, is lonely.

8, hard to hate the frosty temples, scribbling new stop turbid wine cup.

9, the best way not to get drunk is not to drink, this method of drinking people know a lot, do almost nothing.

10, a person drinking is not lonely, drink a drink to think of a person is lonely.

11, even if a person drinking, no longer go to me you, those who are too late to say the deep love whispered to the gale, you should be happy, I will accompany you here!

12, sometimes, I do not ask for a person who will drink can accompany me to drink, if there is a person who can accompany me, even if not a word is good.

13, wine accompanied by loneliness, is lonely. Drunken only to find out, just less around the person I do not remember, just that the wine immersed in the whole body, from the bottom of the heart, only into the heart.

14, enjoy the time frame, in the red wine swaying cup, looking for ever sweet nourishment and warmth.

15, don't drink alone, hurt stomach, don't smoke alone, hurt lungs, don't wait for him, sad.

16, the years are still long, you have a good heart, there will be a person to accompany you to ride and drink in all directions.

17, the song has not ended, people have been scattered, wine is not drunk, the heart has been broken.

18, Well, the first time I smoked, a little choked; the first time I drank, a little spicy; the first time I loved a person, a little hurt. This smoke, this wine, this person hard to forget.

19, that night I went to drink, how much I want to get drunk, and then listen to their hearts and who, but unfortunately, that night, a thousand cups of wine, and went home and fell on the bed in tears, well I admit that I want him.

20, he said to me don't drink in the stomach will hurt, I said put down the glass of wine heart will hurt.

21, since we can not keep each other, let that emotion to stay in the heart, stay in the memory.

22, she drink always cry, said no you called lose.

23, today's wine today drunk, tomorrow's sorrow to tomorrow's sorrow.

24, a person crying, a person laugh. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty.

25, I only have loneliness and wine: he did not follow me I do not blame him.

26, people who drink with you are not necessarily friends, drunk send you home is a true friend.

27, to put the crazy figure a drunk. The first thing I want to do is to get a good feeling for the people in my life, and I'm going to do it. The clothes are wider and wider than ever, so I'm not going to regret it, but I'm going to pine for it.

28, wine is a kind of inspiration and emotional catalyst. This person is said to the moon also have to drink and do wine poetry.

29, grape wine night light cup, want to drink pipa immediately urged. The first thing you need to do is to get drunk on the battlefield and not to laugh.

30, I do not like the flavor of wine, but I like the feeling of drunkenness.

31, draw a knife to cut off the water, raise a glass of sadness more sad.

32, like a person, listen to the song, daze, see the scenery, like a person, drink, enjoy the moon, just waiting for you.

33, at night under the apricot tree drinking, chatting, until the moon and dew cool. In my dreams, traveling to the empty valley where the rock fenugreek ferns are lush, the birds sound crisp and clear, and together they sleep under the trees in exhaustion. When I awoke, I was young and you were not old.

34, advise you to finish a glass of wine, west out of the Yangguan no one.

35, drunken body began to fly, your departure I learned to self-intoxication.

36, before drinking, I am the world, after drinking, the world is mine.

37, heartbreak drinking, drinking hurt lungs, in the end no heart and no lungs.

38, drunk, from the class is not the sin of alcohol, but the degree of feelings is too high.

39, a person drinking is lonely, a group of people drinking is lonely to find happy. The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal of money to pay for it. Waiting for the dawn of the night and loneliness cheers.

40, I do not like to drink, I just buy drunk.

41, in the eyes of others, perhaps I am the amount of sea, perhaps that I drink very fast, but the pain and suffering of which is only their own psychological drumming weighing.

42, can drink not drink very wrong, at least have to come to three cups; the sky without clouds underground drought, just that cup can not be counted.

43, people in the world walk, can not be away from the wine; people in the world floating, which can not drink high.

44, I put the wind drunk wine, for a laugh and return.

45, in the past years, the high catch Li Ying cheer, day flooding fairy boat drunk Bilan. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it, and I'm going to be able to do it.

46, if now I am alone at home, I may drink wine, sleep, temporarily forget everything I agonized over. That would probably be a good dream.

47, the sadness of separation is gradually infinite, a long way to go on and on like spring water.

48, I drink alone, the other half for you to stay in the pot. I'm not sure why you're so slow to show up.

49, the clouds scattered sky high fall moon bright, the East Maiden to solve the Qinzheng.

50, love you, already not accustomed to their own one person, want you, tonight just want to get drunk, want to sleep, because will not think of you again.

51, drunk, never is the sin of alcohol, but the degree of emotion is too high.

52, like a pair of shoes on the water thousands of mountains to wear him old, like a person on the silence to drink with him.

53, not all love is worth to insist, lost is the regret of time, even if they meet again, but also can not fill the space of losing you.

54, have disturbed thirty years, muddled has been half a life. The only thing I know is that I can't wake up from a loss, so I'm going to have to drink a glass of wine to know what I'm talking about.