Zhao Benshan's sketch lines
Zhao Benshan: Here we are. This is the most expensive hotel in Tieling. This is not Scottish flirting. Mao Mao: Yes, it's a Scottish sentiment. Zhao Benshan: Ah, it's Scottish. Just put it here to eat. Mao Mao: Your house is very expensive! Zhao Benshan: Expensive? We have money, more than 30 thousand yuan. Do you have a bag? Mao Mao: I don't have a schoolbag. Zhao Benshan: Money bag. Mao Mao: That's it. I put it on the kang. Zhao Benshan: What do you think this kid can do? I put it on the kang when I was working for you. Do you have any money in your pocket? Mao Mao: I only have 70 yuan in my pocket. Zhao Benshan: I still have 400 yuan. Mao Mao: Me neither. Zhao Benshan: Is that enough? Zhao Benshan: Attendant Shenyang: I'm sorry, sir. We are an upscale hotel, and we don't accept agricultural and sideline products. Zhao Benshan: No, we are eating in Shenyang. Zhao Benshan: Isn't it? Shenyang: Not really. Zhao Benshan: Girl, this meal is very important. Shenyang: Hey, Mom, who are you calling a girl? She is a man. Zhao Benshan: Why are you still dressed like this? How can you wear a skirt? Shenyang: This is packed according to our Scottish style. Besides, it's not a skirt. Isn't it cropped trousers? Look, does it have legs? Look at that. Oh, my God. I am in a hurry to wear it. I told you that Tao is not bifurcated. Zhao Benshan: That leg is for Ming to wear. I'm telling you, young man, I'm going to invite important guests to dinner today. You must treat little Shenyang well. Ah, no problem. Zhao Benshan: I came to ask you, um, how much does it cost to have a meal in your hotel? Shenyang: Why are you so impatient? Zhao Benshan: No, I mean the most expensive one is Xiao Shenyang: 10,000 to 20,000 yuan. Zhao Benshan: Ah, 10,000 to 20,000. Well, is this the case? I'll settle the bill after dinner tomorrow. Shenyang: Why? Zhao Benshan: No IOUs, no money, no money! Shenyang: What do you mean? Zhao Benshan: Hint! Shenyang: God, you are so smart! You are so handsome. Zhao Benshan: You are handsome for 100 yuan. I'm telling you, the money didn't come for nothing. When the guests arrive, you must give me enough face, okay? Hold it for me when I order. Shenyang: What's the matter? Zhao Benshan: I'll give you face again, but you can't spend too much. In other words, I will order expensive dishes. Shenyang: I told you I didn't. Zhao Benshan: God, you are amazing! Come on, come on, have some more. I'll give you another 30 Shenyang: I'll get it for you! Zhao Benshan: Thank you! Shenyang: Don't worry. Mao Mao: Grandpa, I'm a little hungry. Zhao Benshan: Hungry? A bowl of noodles in Shenyang: 78 A bowl of Zhao Benshan: What noodles are so expensive? Zhao Benshan: Is it expensive? Small Shenyang: Halogen seeds are free. Zhao Benshan: Gee, how about a bowl of brine? Try the salty taste first Shenyang: God, I haven't been there. Zhao Benshan: That's because I didn't come. I'm coming. You are already there. Small Shenyang: This old man, I want to say, noodles are free, you want noodles. Zhao Benshan: Come on, stand up and tell you, when Mr. Bi from the Avenue of Stars comes, you must win some face for me, ok? This is the best chance in life. You know, grandpa has trained you for more than 40 years. Mao Mao: Grandpa, I am only 40 years old. Zhao Benshan: I trained your father for 30 years. Your father is a semi-finished product. I have been trained as a cultural stationmaster. You must go beyond his determination. Mao Mao: And Zhao Benshan: Show Suddenly Mao Mao: I appointed Hong Hushui. The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves before, and each wave is higher than the other. I photographed my father Zhao Benshan on the beach: Ambitious! Zhao Benshan: Come, drink this brine first. Mao Mao: Grandpa is a little salty. Zhao Benshan: Give the whole bowl of boiling water to Xiao Shenyang: Free water, right? Zhao Benshan: Just plain water. Small Shenyang: OK, you wait, and I'll fill you with water. Zhao Benshan: Why are you so detained? Shenyang: Don't move. Hey, who are you? You are that stupid. Don't make any noise. Not Zhu Jun, not Bai. Mr. Bi, are you Mr. Bi? Oh, my God, Mr. Bi is here. Why did you come out? Come on, it's time to run. Zhao Benshan: What are you doing? Make noise. I designated this as my guest to clean up. Shenyang: Will Teacher Bi take my picture? Zhao Benshan: Wait a minute. You just arrived, right? Bi Fujian: I've just arrived in Zhao Benshan: I've been waiting here for half a day. Bi Fujian: Hello, hello, who is this? Zhao Benshan: Who are you looking for? Bi Fujian: I'm looking for Zhao Tiezhu Zhao Benshan, the stationmaster of Lianhua County Cultural Station. Yes, this is Zhao Tiezhu's father. I'm ... Mao Mao: Zhao Tiezhu is my father Zhao Benshan: I'm Zhao Tiezhu's father. Aren't you looking for your father? No, I found the right Bi Fujian: Dad, no, I'm looking for your son Zhao Benshan: He's waiting for you in the village. Alas, the village is heavily decorated, and the secretary of the township head is waiting in line for you. Set up a hall, and then get a big room for you to hang in the middle, surrounded by flowers. Bi Fujian: Brother, what color are those flowers? Zhao Benshan: White and yellow. You are so beautiful. People are crying with pens. Bi Fujian: Why are you crying? Zhao Benshan: I am very excited. Bi Fujian: Let's go to the village. Zhao Benshan: I'll have a meal in Tieling first, and then I'll go. Bi Fujian: Eat here? Zhao Benshan: It's the most expensive in Tieling. Let's go Bi Fujian: No, no, no. . Uncle, no, brother, I ate on the plane. Zhao Benshan: Is it up to the guests? Listen to what I gave you. Come on, come on ... Little Shenyang: Take a picture of Teacher Bi. Mr. Bibby Fujian: You are a waiter. Wow, you are very witty. Zhao Benshan: I misunderstood when I first came here. This skirt. Sit down. Just arrived, right? Bi Fujian: Yeah, just arrived. Zhao Benshan: We are fellow villagers. Aren't you from Dalian? Bi Fujian: Yes, I'm from Dalian. Zhao Benshan: Where do you live? Bi Fujian: I live in Dalian Laobie Bay. Zhao Benshan: God, I have relatives. Bi Fujian: With you? Zhao Benshan: My grandfather is also in Laobie Bay. His surname is Bi. Bi Fujian: What's your grandfather's name? Mao Mao: A closed door. Bi Fujian: Your grandfather must be a good mahjong player. Zhao Benshan: Why? Bi Fujian: Listen behind closed doors! Zhao Benshan: Ah, you'd better call it a closed-door cannon. Bi Fujian: My name is Bi Fujian Zhao Benshan: Hey, Mom, look at that. You look like a picture of your grandfather when he left. Mao Mao: Yes, Grandpa, look at that. More like Bi Fujian: I can't hide. Zhao Benshan: The child has been very close to grandpa all his life, and she cried when he left. Mao Mao: Hello, sir. Bi Fujian: No, I can't. If you want to come to my place during the Spring Festival, I have to give you lucky money. Shenyang: Mr. Bi, take a picture of me. Zhao Benshan: I haven't eaten yet. You can take it first. Come on, order. Shenyang: I'll take your picture when I'm done. Zhao Benshan: Come on, finish the photo shoot. Shenyang: Did you run away? Zhao Benshan: Who runs? It's all low-key. Don't talk nonsense. His master, these are relatives. Please order. Bi Fujian: No, no, help yourself. Zhao Benshan: Now that I have money, I can eat hard and eat hard. How much can you eat? Bi Fujian: Help yourself. Zhao Benshan: Four Australian abalone. Small Shenyang: Sorry, there is no Zhao Benshan: 4 kg lobster, a small Shenyang: Sorry, it's not that big. Zhao Benshan: How big is it? Small Shenyang: It's over a kilo. Zhao Benshan: Do you have anything weighing more than one catty? Shenyang: Yes or no? Zhao Benshan: Well, I'll tell you something. Is there anything you don't know about your store? This is not bad money. Shenyang: Ah! That's not true. Bi Fujian: Let me think. Don't order shark fin. Zhao Benshan: Don't eat it if you have it. I got stuck eating shark fin once. Later, I choked on steamed bread, and vinegar didn't work. Finally, I took it out with tweezers in the hospital. What do you want in your hotel? It's hard to find your boss once. Shenyang: No, Zhao Benshan: Just remember one? Boss! Shenyang: Boss, wow! The boss is out. Zhao Benshan: Where? Shenyang: I don't know. Wow, Zhao Benshan: What the hell? What do you want to eat? Bi Fujian: Have some home-cooked meals, folk Zhao Benshan: Come folk, son, have a small Shenyang with chicken and mushrooms: No Zhao Benshan: There can be a small Shenyang: There really is no Zhao Benshan: I brought it for you! Come on, Ya Dan, take it. Thanks for bringing Bi Fujian: Brother Zhao Benshan: I brought it to Beijing for you. I can't take it with me now. We have to eat it here. Bi Fujian: Pheasants can't eat Zhao Benshan: It's domestic, wild mushrooms. Let's stew it in a pressure cooker for a long time. Ok, here's a dish. Come to a stupid little Shenyang: Who are you talking about? Zhao Benshan: Huh? No, I want to order another stupid egg. Shenyang: No, Zhao Benshan: Yes, I have. I'm here in Bi Fujian: Brother, next time you go to the hotel, prepare all the materials yourself. Zhao Benshan: I don't have any here. He can't find money for him. Several dishes were served, but two. Give it a chance. Do you think Mr. Bi will say no when he comes to your hotel? Shenyang: Send one, uncle. Why are you so depressed? I didn't even order. We need to build another one. Really? Zhao Benshan: Young man, we didn't order any. After I ordered it, you didn't have abalone or lobster. Shenyang: Yes, you don't know. Zhao Benshan: What do I have? Won't you refuse? Shenyang: Stop it! Once. What if something happens? Zhao Benshan: Is it true or not? What happened to the money? Shenyang: I know my uncle is not short of money. I mean, it's easy for Mr. Bi to come here. We can't care about money when we eat and drink. Grandpa, you see I am young, but I have come to the conclusion that a person's life is actually short. Sometimes it is the same as sleeping. Once you close your eyes, you earn, and the day goes by. Haha, once you close your eyes, you won't make any money. This life is over. Hehe, Bi Fujian. Zhao Benshan: What is brilliant? He is a fart. Shenyang: I didn't mean anything, Grandpa. I mean, people can't take money too seriously. Money is an external thing and the most painful thing in life. Do you know what this is? When people die, their money is gone. Zhao Benshan: Do you know what is the most painful thing in a person's life? People are alive, but money is gone. Not bad money, don't worry, stew this well. Shenyang: This is too picky. Zhao Benshan: The dishes will be cooked for a while, and the duck eggs will come. The child is the bud of art since he was a child. Bi Fujian: Zhao Benshan: Yes, let's see if he can get on your avenue. Bi Fujian: I see, brother. You only picked me up here to put my granddaughter on the Avenue of Stars. Zhao Benshan: Waiter, get the microphone for karaoke. Bi Fujian: Sign up according to our rules. Zhao Benshan: Start from the front. Take it easy. Mao Mao: I come from Chishuigouzi, a big city in Tieling. My name is Duck Egg. I am very impulsive today. It is sunny tonight. It's cloudy and sunny tonight. Shenyang: Report the weather forecast. Mao Mao: My mood has changed from cloudy to sunny. Why? I found my grandfather. My grandfather is so good that he can take me to Youguang Avenue. Bi Fujian: Avenue of Stars Mao Mao: Thank you very much for giving me this opportunity. I really appreciate it. You can really take me to the avenue. I thank your eight ancestors. On behalf of them, I will never let you go in my life. Zhao Benshan: The child just wants to get back at you and repay the kindness. He can't forget you when he goes out and sings about the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau in Li Guyi. Mao Mao: That's Li Na's. She is singing "Qinghai-Tibet Plateau" live. Zhao Benshan: Don't sing in the middle, sing at the back. Bi Fujian: Young, with a really high voice. Zhao Benshan: Sing another Mao Mao: Grandpa, today's food is a little salty. Zhao Benshan: Bi Fujian, who is crying and singing at the back: Wait a minute, let's talk about it with tears and talk about the acceptance speech. "Avenue of Stars" is a true story, and it was an acceptance speech before going to Beijing. Zhao Benshan: His master is here. I'm not sure yet. If I say three, she will cry. You're really finished. You have feelings for him. This is his picture. Mao Mao: Cry ... Zhao Benshan: It's over. What are you laughing at? Mao Mao: This is very interesting. Bi Fujian: Forget it. I have good talent and singing skills. Shenyang: That's not bad. If I can go, so can I. Zhao Benshan: Little Shenyang, where are you going? To the Avenue of Stars. Zhao Benshan: It's good that you go to Kang. This is a matter for the art circle. Shenyang: You let me sing, Zhao Benshan: I won't let you sing Shenyang: I won't let you sing, I'll tell you what's going on. Zhao Benshan: If you want to say something, it must be better than singing. Bi Fujian: You can start talking or report yourself. Small Shenyang: My destiny (sensitive word). There is also an old man named Bi, Bi Fujian: What can you do? Shenyang: I can imitate the show, Bi Fujian: Who can I imitate? Small Shenyang: Liu Huan teacher Bi Fujian: Imitate that small Shenyang: "You and Me" Zhao Benshan: Just sing Bi Fujian: This is a song called "You and Me". Sing it! Shenyang: You and I are heart to heart ... Zhao Benshan: Come on, it's out of tune. Serve the food. Shenyang: I'll sing another song. I'll sing a song by Dao Lang. Zhao Benshan: You can sing dung beetles. Shenyang: Dao Lang is the singer's name, and Dao Lang is the singer's name. Bi Fujian: There can be another small Shenyang: I can also sing A Lang's songs on the Avenue of Stars. Bi Fujian: What's your name? Xiao Shenyang: My Chinese name is Xiao Shenyang Bi Fujian. There are also foreign names Xiao Shenyang: Xiao Shenyang Zhao Benshan: English name is Xiao ~ ~ ~ Xiao Yang Bi Fujian: Where are you from? Xiao Shenyang: I'm Bi Fujian from Lianhua Village. That's Xiao Shenyang that your son asked me to find. He will go to Beijing with me on the Avenue of Stars tomorrow. Zhao Benshan: I stewed all the dishes for you, but you didn't give them to me. Bi Fujian: Right away. Today's dinner is on me. My treat, duck egg. Tomorrow, you will go to the Avenue of Stars with your big brother. If you are in a group, you will not be short of money. Mao Mao: Can I go, too? Bi Fujian: Yes. Mao Mao: Thank you, sir. Shenyang: Thank you. Zhao Benshan: The Avenue of Stars is a stage for the people. They all want it. Take me, too. Bi Fujian: Your name is online, too. Zhao Benshan: Did you check? By the way, a long-cherished secret, in fact, my master's surname is also Bi.