Funny sand sculpture copy (selected 64 sentences) 1. From nothing at the beginning of the month to penniless at the end of the month, don't forget that your initiative is in vain this month. 2. A woman without talent is a virtue. I must be too evil. I just made a very risky investment. If I succeed, I can make hundreds of millions at once. If I fail, my two dollars will go to Shui Piao. You can't have your cake and eat it, but you can have both poverty and ugliness, and fat and short can go hand in hand. I am invincible! 5. My name is Xiao Cute. When you grow up, you are called big cute. When I get old, I'll call it Old Cute. I'm cute when I'm dead. 6. The teacher said, students, don't fall in love early. What you say now will be someone else's wife in the future. Hearing this, wow, other people's wives are excited to think about it. 7. Not everyone can live a low-key life. The basis of keeping a low-key is to keep a high profile at any time. 8. I finally know why most couriers are men, because if they are women, they will give them to you halfway. 9. If you like a handsome guy, please don't take immediate measures. You should get to know him first. Soon, you will find that his friends are more handsome. 10. People who love to laugh are not too unlucky, but I just want to know that if a person has been unlucky, he doesn't know how to laugh. 1 1. Some people are just not satisfied. They already have double chins and want double eyelids. 12. I have been in a state of restless sleep, restless IQ and restless balance. 13. Dear girl, stay up late! Anyway, the person you want is probably asleep, the quilt is covered, and the dream is very sweet. You have nothing tonight except the possibility of sudden death. 14. When you like a person, your brain will automatically add a filter to whiten and exfoliate. When you don't like it, it will be replaced with the original picture every second. 15. In some families, a few bowls of noodles can support a hot day; In some families, a pile of gold coins turned the days upside down. 16. Sometimes, what you think belongs to you is actually fragile, just like leaves and trees. A gust of wind is irrelevant. 17. There are only two kinds of results of unrequited love, either to be a positive result or to become a Buddha. Take a step back, and you will complete your blue sea and blue sky. 18. Love is like cold air. It always comes suddenly when you think the sunshine is warm as spring, which makes you unprepared. 19. Sometimes I am as optimistic as a fart and always think that I can shake the earth. 20. Holding a hot, rechargeable mobile phone, regardless of life and death, is a rare heroic moment in my life. 2 1. I don't need everyone to nod. I live to make those who don't like me more unhappy. 22. Confusion is not liked, and cleverness is not necessarily liked; Everyone is happy only when he is smart and confused. 23. When people ask me if I'm busy, I always say I'm busy. According to my experience, nine times out of ten, if you say no, the other person will make you busy. Legend has it that there are two kinds of people left in love, men who have no money and women who can't pretend. 25. The so-called obedience is the extraordinary patience shown before reaching some ulterior purpose. 26. Those hurdles you can't get through are all because of your short legs! 27. Marriage is to wear cotton-padded clothes freely. It's inconvenient to move, but it will be warm. 28. You think that if you talk to others, you will get a kind of redemption. But maybe, listening to your partner will give you an axe. Cut you with a smile. 29. Behind every successful man is a woman; Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two women. ? Bernard Shaw 30. Even if a beautiful person makes a mistake, others can easily forgive him. Ugly people can't be forgiven by others just because of their looks, let alone make mistakes. 3 1. The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying. 32. Life is like a maze. We spend the first half of our lives looking for the entrance and the second half looking for the exit. If you like a girl, you should study hard and make money. When she gets married, you can give more money. 34. the so-called growth is to hear? The waves are rough? Four words, I can't think of the sea anymore. I think students should be photographed in class. China's good voice? Some judges have chairs like that. If they think they speak well, they will turn to the whole class. If they don't think so, they turn their backs on the teacher and play with their mobile phones. 36. When I was a child, I went to the zoo to see tigers and vowed to have one when I grew up. After 20 years, my dream has finally come true. Anyway, it's time to cook for my wife. 37. No job, no love, no makeup, no singing, no looks, no figure, no financial strength. I have been thinking about a question: what has supported me to live for so many years? The doctor just pricked a finger and gave a student a blood test. As soon as the needle was pricked, the pupils farted loudly, and the stern mother said, Ah, did I pee for you? ? I warn you, don't giggle with me when I am unhappy. Because I want to laugh when you laugh, and I'm embarrassed, you know. 40. Falling in love with an immature man is like raising a son. You teach him how to love someone, and in the end you will find that you have a wife. 4 1. Why is it more difficult for a mother-in-law to coax a woman than a girlfriend? Because my mother-in-law was cheated once! 42. How important is your interest? I bought a smart washing machine for my mother, and I can't use it after teaching it n times. Later, I bought her a mahjong machine, which not only works, but also can be repaired! 43. My wife asked me: If a female colleague seduces you, will you listen? I smiled and shook my head, ha ha, who do you take me for? Am I the kind of person who will tell you what you really think? 44. I went shopping today and saw a big comb. The price is right, and it feels good to comb. As a result, I looked at the sign: dogs only. Then quietly put the comb down. 45. In a woman's life, when she was a child, she was naughty, Taobao grew up, panning for gold, marrying rice, and she was eliminated when she was old. Women, act quickly while you are still young. 46. Why do you feel ugly when you look in the mirror in the morning? Because waking up in the morning is the most ambiguous moment of the day. 47. If he likes you, your temper is mostly called character. If he doesn't like you, even if you are as meek as a cat, he will think you have lost your hair. 48. I am a person who is extremely opposed to domestic violence, but after I got married, I found that it was not my decision. 49. I envy you ugly people. Can you at least say a word when you are lovelorn? Who made me ugly? To comfort myself. I think it's useless to keep a low profile, so that others won't notice me. A handsome man like me is like a bright light in the dark. 5 1. Being a human being is tiring, otherwise how can you call people! 52. Dear, if you fail 10,000 times, you should bravely confess. There is always a person who is blind. 53. What's the big deal about long hair and waist? Maybe you have bangs and waist! 54.？ I don't have any hope for love now, I just want to get rich! ? The person who said this sentence is really young. You will know later that you can still think about love, but don't think about getting rich! 55. If you don't have enough to eat, you only have one worry. There are countless troubles when you are full. 56. Some boys don't even know a girl's character. Just look at a photo and say whether you like it or not. It's called buying food. 57. Inappropriate is bad, and not feeling is ugly. Zhang sheng looks good when he touches Cui Yuanyang, and he has money when he thinks carefully. That is the reality. If one day you suddenly think of me, please pick up your mobile phone and dial my number, even if I am busy again, just say? Can I invite you to dinner? I will appear in front of you rain or shine. This is my lifelong commitment to my friends! 59. Reasons for being single so far: It is not easy for acquaintances to start, and it is not easy for strangers to talk. 60. Go to bed early and exercise more, don't smoke or drink, and form a good habit of going to bed early and getting up early. Over time, when you are upset and can't sleep, you won't even have a friend to accompany you 6 1. The best way to ruin a song is to set it as an alarm clock. 62. The most painful love triangle in the world, I love snacks, snacks love fat, and fat loves me. 63. Earning money is an ability, and spending money is a technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is high. 64. Others stay in bed because they have money. They can stay up as late as they want. I stay in bed because I have no money, so I can save a meal.