Just now, my other half suddenly sent me a short message saying that we are going to break up. Before I was sad, he sent me another sentence, "I'm sorry, I sent it to the wrong person." Scared me to death. I thought we were really breaking up.
3. I have been single for nearly 30 years, and the only time I was touched all over by my sister was the last time I flew through the security check. After that, I silently vowed that I would try my best to save money and take another plane. ...
4. Shopping with three classmates, a counter assistant kept watching us laugh, making our hearts tremble, so he went forward and asked, "What are you laughing at?" The salesman said, "A thief just took out your mobile phone, looked at it and probably thought it was too old. He shook his head and put it back in your pocket! " "
I just went to a small shop to buy water and saw my boss fall asleep in a rocking chair. The proprietress gave him a leg, and I instantly felt so loving. I couldn't bear to disturb them, so I took two bottles of coke and left quietly.
I never like strangers asking me personal questions. Today, an unknown person asked me where I was going, and I said, it's none of your business. Then he kicked me out of the taxi.
7. If you have no money in the future, please borrow it from me first. I don't want to be the last person to let you down!
8. Sometimes, it may not be your problem that others are cold to you. Maybe he just doesn't like ugly people.
9. Don't think that I am not interested in you just because I am indifferent to you on the surface and don't communicate with you much. In fact, I said a lot of bad things about you behind your back.
10. I went to practice driving yesterday The coach told me that there was a puddle in front of me. I don't know what happened to my brain at that time. I actually lifted my feet with my hands on the steering wheel.
1 1. When I was shopping, the security guard at the door called me, "Wait a minute, what's in your bulging clothes?" I lifted my coat angrily and shouted, "it's meat, it's meat!" My own. "
12. When I was a child, I looked down on those scum who fell in love. Now that I think about it, I think those students are really powerful, and they have already met someone at a young age.
13. Although the school is poor, I am never stingy with printing papers, which makes me deeply moved.
14. Psychological suggestion is very important to lose weight. If you shout "I lost weight, I lost weight!" to the mirror ten times every morning. "As long as you stick to it for a week, the mirror will think you are particularly shameless.
15. As long as there are delicious things in life, other things will become mediocre, such as losing weight.
16. When people ask me if I'm busy, I always say I'm busy. According to my experience, nine times out of ten, if you say no, the other person will make you busy.
17. "I think it's pathetic to be my wallet. I've never seen much money in my life ..." "It's pathetic to be your mirror. I've never seen anyone in my life."
18. "Say something nice about me." "Well, a woman without talent is a virtue!"
19. It's the same as rolling trouser legs. Some boys roll them up, Shuai Shuai's, and some boys roll them up, just like bears transplant rice and fish to fields.
20. I have a dream since I was a child: wearing sunglasses, driving a Lamborghini sports car and wearing gold clothes to go home. Now I have realized half my dream and have sunglasses.
2 1. I took the bus today and asked the driver why he chose to drive the bus. I thought the driver would say something about life, but the driver said, "I just like the feeling that other people's lives are in my hands."
22. I have used the cool dog for so many years and say hello to the cool dog every day. At first, I thought it was polite. Come to think of it, who the fuck are you calling a dog?
23. It is illegal to deduct points in the exam. According to the criminal law, it is a crime of fraud to use the ignorance of others to cause losses to others.
24. My wife learned to set the power-on password for the computer. Me: What is the wife's power-on password? Wife: Your birthday. My input display is wrong, and it is still wrong to input solar calendar and lunar calendar several times. Me: The password is wrong. Wife: You are so stupid. Let me do it. Then the wife showed off her input in the keyboard: Ni Shengri!