a: gee, the bad environment of this cafe is really good.
b: yes, did I pick the wrong place?
a: it's quite tasteful.
b: and the waiter?
a: call it.
b: waiter!
c: coming.
b: well, waiter, uh ...
c: what can I get you?
b: what are your specialties here?
c: steamed stuffed bun, fried dough sticks and bean curd are all special features.
b: hey! They are all my favorite foods. Do you have coffee?
c: no.
b: there is no coffee in this ... cafe?
a: this is fresh enough.
(C smiles)
C: There are no princesses in Princess Pavilion, no ants in Ant Oak, and no phoenixes in Phoenix Legend! This is a name.
(B chuckles helplessly)
A: Ok, let's not carry this. I think it's the same as before.
b: mm-hmm.
a: (raises his finger) two cups of bean sprouts. Add sugar, milk, mustard, aged vinegar, coriander, and soy sauce, and don't put the beans aside.
c: ok.
a: ok, go on down.
b: go quickly.
a: it tastes good!
b: how's your work recently?
a: oh, don't mention it.
b: what?
a: it makes me sad to mention this.
----------------scene switching. D: Hello, sir.
a: hello.
d: excuse me, are you happy?
a: er ... my last name is not fu, but XX.
d: ah, you may have misunderstood me. I mean, are you happy at work?
a (suddenly enlighted): oh, well, well, very good. Look at my happy face, don't you know?
d: I heard that it seems that your company often holds some large-scale group activities with employees in your.
a (smiling all the time): yes, that's true, that's collective overtime.
d: huh?
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B: Gee, it looks like your company is really not so good.
a: so how's work in your?
b: it's far from your company.
a: ah, tell me about it.
b: I just came to my company last year. Well, our boss likes me very much.
a: yes.
b: he told me earnestly ...
a: how?
b: don't look at our company. The monthly salary is not high, but you can grow up quickly in this company. This year has passed, and as the boss said, my salary did not increase much, but I grew up quickly in the company.
a: really?
b (triumphant): they all say I look like I'm in my fifties.
a (speechless): oh-it has grown up so quickly.
b: ah, yes.
a: well, as long as your girlfriend doesn't think you are old.
b: don't mention my girlfriend. I feel sad when I mention my girlfriend.
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E: Boo-hoo-how nice it is to watch the heroic hero on TV. One person saved two children with his bare hands.
b: what's the difference? compared with me, it's far from it.
e: can you still be brave?
b: of course. Let me tell you this: by marrying you, I saved all men in the world.
(Fan E slaps B twice, and B spins three times on the spot)
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A: Oh, you deserve a beating. If I were your wife, I would beat you, too.
b: what happened to me?
a: I can't take care of myself by beating you. That woman is trying to coax you. You have to put in a good word with her.
b: I didn't lie to her. I lied to her all the time, but it didn't help.
a: what did you say?
b: er, that's what I said.
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(itchy hands)
B: Don't be angry, Baoye. (E: Hum) I love you very much. (E: Hum) Listen, my head is full of you.
e: I think your brain is full of rubbish!
b: go! Don't insult yourself like this.
(five fans and two slaps)
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A: I can't save you.
b: huh?
a: you have a low IQ.
b: you have a low IQ!
a: huh?
b: your IQ is low!
a: I ... ha, I'm in a hurry, that.
b: your whole family has a low IQ.
a: oh, uh-huh ...
b: it's ridiculous to say that I have a low IQ.
a: ok, calm down.
(B sits down angrily and reacts two seconds later)
B: What is IQ?
a: what do you mean you don't know IQ?
b: tell me what IQ is.
a: IQ is IQ.
b: my IQ is extremely high. How is your IQ?
a: my IQ, hehe, is certainly not high. Ha ha.
b: hehe. I can see that.
a: I was beaten, too.
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Ji (pretending to be a rooster): Goo goo goo, hehe, look what I jump like.
a: well, let me think about it. Alas, this is like an ostrich!
Ji (pushing A): Fuck you, I'll give you another chance.
a: oh, you dance well.
Ji (flying around pretending to be a big bird): Like what! ?
a: miss the black swan!
Ji (angry): Last chance!
a: I'll have a good look this time.
(hands up and running around)
A: You can't go wrong this time. You are like a washing machine.
(I slapped myself three times)
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B: Gee, your IQ is not high either.
a: no, it's not a question of IQ. the point is that sometimes when you chat with a woman, she can't understand you. For example, that time.
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(Party A and Party B are walking in the street)
Party A (feeding himself popcorn): Come on, have one.
g: ok, you eat too.
A (ate a popcorn and suddenly choked): Ahem ... Ahem ...
Ji (jumps out): Hey, it's really like! Are you imitating the voice of QQ plus friends?
a: ahem ... I'm choking, clap ... clap.
self: pat? Got it. got it. Ha ha. (takes out a mobile phone in the bag) Come on, give me a smile. (A: Ahem ...) Eggplant.
(I've got my mobile phone) A: I'm choking. I asked you to pat me on the back!
Ji: huh?
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A: Look, how can we communicate?
b: it seems that you two really can't communicate.
a (angry): hey? You two did it, didn't you?
b: meatballs.
a and b: it's really impossible to communicate. Ha-ha-
A: Oh, you talked for a long time, but the waiter didn't know where to go.
b: hey, waiter, waiter!
c: coming.
a: ouch, we are all thirsty.
b: oh, my god, my throat is smoking.
c (takes out a glass for A): Your bean curd with milk, mustard, aged vinegar, coriander and no beans is here.
b (to a): you try the taste first.
a: ok, try it first. (Spits it out, then says to C) You're not fresh here. Ah, it smells strange.
b: yes, this one is fresh, and its taste is not much better.
a: who said that? the glass I drank yesterday was fresh.
c: no way, this cup is what you drank yesterday.
(A covers her stomach and calls for the toilet)
B C: Wait! (Step down)