1. Wan Yu sings "La La La La La"
2. Uncle Trailer "Daughter, did you learn this song from me?"
3. Wan Yu "? Uncle, would you like to? "
4. Uncle Trailer "Our chicken is like this. The action of chicken feet is the same as yours, one mention and one release, one mention and one release? And milking, like this, I don't know when it started.
Many young people began to learn from me. "
6. Wan Yu "Uncle, you are so funny, so you are the founder of hip-hop."
7. "What uncle trailer? Hit the founder? I drive a tractor very slowly and never hit anyone. "
8. Ceng Xiaoxian "We received a special letter from the newly-married special elder, the founder of our apartment.
9. "Eat sesame cakes and beer covers, eat wonton and moth balls, shoot flies and nail nails, go to Qingsongguan to burn incense, and the mobile phone can't be taken out when it falls into the merit box." -Enthusiastic audience
10. "A BMW speed code is coming to you, followed by a Mercedes-Benz. Wait a minute, followed by a tractor with a left lane change light. He wants to overtake!" ——
1 1. Traffic police
12. "Let's split it 50/50. Say it first. okay. Who is five? " Mega Chen
13. "Give me five popcorn"-Wan Yu
14. "Two prodigies, so fierce"-Yifei
15. Ask, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. What is in a beautiful woman's eyes? A stone's eyes show shit ~
16. Meijia's online message. I've been harassed online before. Later, I found that the user name is very important. Work account refused to chat. To chat, every word is punctuated.
17. Symbol 1000 is charged at half price and 20% discount.
18. The voice and video have not been opened yet. Pay first and then online, and provide an invoice recruitment agent.
19. Is there anyone harassing you in Wan Yu? Of course, no one will talk to me anymore. . .
20. Ugly, but he is ugly, just ugly! -Wan Yu
2 1. Wan Yu: Your high number is being rebuilt, and * * * * mom is bigamy.
22. Psychologist: What was the worst dream you ever had? It's a dream that wakes you up suddenly.
23. Zina Joe was when I was in high school. One day I dreamed that I was taking an exam. It's terrible. Later, I was awakened, and something even more terrible happened. It turned out that I was really taking an exam.
1. The bus master said to the bodyguard who followed Wan Yu, "Hey, either put money in, swipe your card, or get off, choose one." The two bodyguards looked at each other and got out of the car.
2. The bus master "can't even afford to sit on the bus, but dare to pretend to be the mother."
3. Wan Yu "Master, are we far from the city center now?"
4. Bus master "It was not far just now, but it is quite far now."
5. A Filipino "Yes! That's right! The red carpet is rice. How could I miss the rice? Is this boss too wicked? Pork prices are rising, and carpets are coming to give me short weight? Their land
6. The carpet is not made of pigskin, is it? "
7. Hello, traffic police. "There's a BMW going to your side at top speed. Followed by a Mercedes, followed by a tractor. What's more, the tractor left turn signal hit.
8. He wants to overtake after driving! ! ! ! ! !
9. Ceng Xiaoxian "Listener friends, the good man is me, I am a good man, I am Ceng Xiaoxian." "Little xian has such a roommate. He lives in two suites in the same apartment with a girl. Unfortunately, one is always to the left, and the other is always? Take the elevator "
1. Yashili Nanmiao produces first-class species.
2. It snowed. Instant noodles in Taiwan Province Province,
3. Professional and meticulous to every seed. student
4. Quality first, reputation first.
5. Quality first, reputation first. Tongdeli
6. Honesty and trustworthiness, mutual benefit and win-win, and common development of Jinfeng Banner.
7. Career, morality, honesty and luck are based on Dexing Sanjin Yinong.
8. People-oriented, benefit the people, serve agriculture, Shanxi, Shanxi and farmers.
9. Rich leeks are thousands of families, and friends in leeks are heart to heart. Fu Sheng
10. To provide you with sincere service. forefinger
1 1. A new and enterprising experience. forefinger
12. Promote seed culture and improve seed grade. Adjust the planting structure and enjoy high technology. Shuyuan
13. Cultivate and popularize excellent varieties to support the development of "three highs" agriculture. Linong
14. Honesty management developed steadily. Nongyou
15. Leading technology, * * * creating brilliance. Jiangshu
16. Technological creation is infinitely wonderful. ZJ
17. Accumulate little hair and pursue infinity. ZJ
18. Science and technology first, people-oriented, hardworking and enterprising.
19. Shen Liang specializes in professional cauliflower varieties and is a breeder within his power. Shen Liang
20. The interests of farmers are our interests.
2 1. Survival by quality, development by reputation and customer-centered.
22. Jiangxi is committed to agriculture and serves farmers.
23. Managing health for healthy people comes from all over the world and healthy families.