In those years, you worked hard. You got a strange feeling all year, and you shook off your outstretched hand 11,111 times. Because in those years, there was a person who always held you, and the steps given to you could be connected into a ladder. In those years, you were tireless and took pleasure in it, thinking that it was forever. In those years, you didn't know, two words forever, and twelve strokes were finished. What you don't know is that fate will give that person a better arrangement. -"Stop it, boy"

Please forgive my little sadness.

what a strange day it is. Cold, hot, sunny and rainy, typical March day, doll day.

Because I don't like all you have, I just want the weather to get hot. If it gets hot again, I'd better see the smiling washbasin of Grandfather Sun every day, so my mood will be clearer. I don't like overcast and shady days. You know, some people live on the weather.

Being close to you is inferior, and the originally polite relationship has begun to get weird and uncomfortable.

It's best to smile or be silent when dealing with people with strange feelings.

Of course, life is not just music, and you can often hear coldness, ridicule, strange feelings and even hatred in your ears. Life is getting more and more noisy, and everyone speaks louder, covering their ears and desperately confessing. The huge roar of the city drowned my hearing, the sound of cars honking their horns, the sound of street shops playing music and selling, and the sound of fitness people playing dance music in the square. It was a narrow road where the brave won, and each sound was louder than the other. I stood in the street, really blind and deaf, unable to move. Occasionally, when I go to a big hotel for dinner, people shout mountains across the table: Hello, Lao Zhou! It's so far away. Ear said to me: You are old, so you don't need to wander around the rivers and lakes all the time. Can you take me to a quiet place to listen to the wind blowing in the bamboo forest, the rain beating on the roof tiles, the birds are startled when the moon rises, and the spring streams are ringing, I hear a mountain pine-cone fall and you also seem to be awake, and listen to the quiet people whispering and the people at the bedside breathing evenly? Birds in summer fly to your window, give a cry, and your ears wake up.

if you find that I'm getting weird, it's possible that you really hurt me.

Like most children with ideas in this country, almost every time I tried to express my true feelings in my school life for more than ten years, I was attacked by teachers with obvious problems in intelligence, knowledge, thought and moral level. The usual comments were all weird, complicated, grandstanding, not ashamed, proud, full of fallacies and fallacies. I don't have many memorable memories of such a school that hurts my feelings, but Mr. Liu's appreciation and encouragement to me is a precious exception that I will never forget. When I finally grow up and enter the society, I have similar experiences and feelings: although I will meet endless bastards and idiots, there will always be some people who will make you feel the warmth and satisfaction of life and make you feel the glad you came of life. -Mein Kampf by Luo Yonghao

When human beings like others, what dignity is there? They are all trying to hold their breath. I want to be interesting when I read. What do I tell stories for? To tell you with sparkling eyes that you think I'm funny, tame me. For the first time, if I really like you, I'll be finished.-Zhou Zhou

The more insignificant it is.

Many relationships don't need to be too close. Every day, when you meet so many people, not everyone needs to be friends. Many people just scratch the surface. A friend of a gentleman is as light as water. There is no need to exchange privacy or add WeChat. Most of the grievances, love and hate are caused by being too close, and being close to each other is inferior. The originally polite relationship began to get weird and uncomfortable. Where there is distance, there will be respect. -Good night, Mr. Tu. See him later, and maybe me. Although I don't like her, it is very attractive to objectively evaluate Miss Lu as a woman. After all, she is the goddess of the whole country. She puts down her long hair in front of a clean mirror. It is not surprising that both Mr. Gu Gongzi and Mr. Bo love her deeply, really. I'm not surprised. Just take your anger away. No, no, no, I'm just a little disappointed in you. Oh? Disappointed with a woman you don't like? No, you are the top male gods rumored in the street. It seems a bit boring to like the same woman. She still has a smile that doesn't exceed the moment, and the world is colorful with different tastes. -I yearn for good night

If there is still a trace of guilt and gentleness in Yu Qiao's heart before he goes to sleep, when he wakes up the next morning, his lungs will make him forget all the women he felt for last night, which is really troublesome. Yes, he must comb Yu Zhouzhou's hair, the simplest ponytail. He has been combing it for almost thirty minutes. Yu Zhouzhou despise eyes reflected to his eyes through the mirror, bright, * * naked. If I have a daughter in the future, Yu Qiao said in a strange way, I will strangle her as soon as she grows up! Yu Zhouzhou asked seriously at twelve o'clock: Do you think anyone will be willing to have children with you? -Hello, Old Times in Chang 'an in August. Sharing the sentences of the circle of friends of the satirist

The sentences of the circle of friends of the satirist (Part 1)

1. It is the plug that plugs into people's holes, and the socket that is plugged into people's holes!

2. You are nothing outstanding, but you have a strong face ...

3. You will know that you are the crystallization of the love between donkey and horse. The morning rooster first reports, the crow makes noise early, and the orangutan is the plaintiff in your rape case.

4. I am convinced that a man will come to this world to be tortured by me.

5. how can you lose weight if you are not full?

6. When your mother gave birth to you, did you still look back!

7. Every woman who can do anything is hung with a lady's sign.

8. which school did you graduate from? Your annoying degree has been completed as a postdoctoral fellow! !

9. Mosquitoes will want to commit suicide if they bite your face. Yulujib

11. On a whim, I made a computer desktop with your photo, and I was infected with a computer virus!

11. Even if you were the only woman in the world, I would rather have sex with others.

12. other people's money and wealth are things outside my body.

13. You have to be stuffed back by your mother to be born again. You can't do this until your forehead is squeezed into shit by the door. You were caught by your mother when you were born.

14. The sky is blue, the sea is deep, and nothing a man says is true; Love is eternal, blood is bright red, and it is impossible for a man not to fight; If a man is rich, he is predestined friends with everyone; Men are reliable, and sows can climb trees!

15. You are a kindergarten-level high school student, and you are a frog head with congenital Mongolian disease. You graduated from a school with mental retardation, and you got full marks in every exam, winning the highest scholarship every year.

17. Don't wash it, but for the mud, this old car would have fallen apart.

18. I don't know why you laugh all day. You laugh like a broken cloth shoe.

19. You snore loudly when you go to bed, and your underwear is often put on backwards.

21. I always wander between cow A and cow C.

21. The tip of the head is as white as silver, and there is not a cent on the scale. Eyes on the ass, only clothes and not people!

22. As long as you look like salted fish, you still mention salted fish to me. People's salted fish will die half a year early. Can you turn over? Show me, turn over and turn over.

23. Hair is gone, and dandruff is more outstanding!

24. Hypocrisy encourages us to cover up our sins with the cloak of virtue in an attempt to avoid others' censure.

25. On the road of love, I always stop and go, and my mother says I can't walk.

26. Four major sorrows in life: a drop of rain after a long drought; When you meet an old friend in another country, you are a creditor; Wedding night, next door; When nominated for the gold medal, dream.

27. Fighter in scum, vip in scum, your brain was struck by lightning.

28. I said you need plastic surgery. At least go to Korea and Thailand. You are now the result of being disabled by Thai shemale surgery!

29. There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is a live broadcast; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.

31. People invented clothes to hide their shame, and then took off their clothes because of fashion. -The relationship between politeness and clothes. Excerpt from the sentence describing Yang Lan

Our market will be big and fast, but it should be healthy and perfect. -An Interview with Yang Lan by Zhang Yimou

Marriage is a social system invented by human beings, which is reasonable but not perfect. -yang LAN

everyone has different energy levels, just like people tend to be warm in cold, and people are often attracted to people with higher energy levels than themselves. -Yang Lan's "The world is big, it's lucky to have you"

A man's handsomeness is not his face, but his wisdom and calmness accumulated over the years. -yang LAN

there are three things in life: first, know how to choose and find a path that suits you; The second is to understand how to persist. The scenery on the easy road is less, and there are many hardships on the sparsely populated road. Don't follow blindly and avoid following the trend blindly. The third is to know how to give up. What belongs to you is limited after all. If you give up the stars, you can reap the dawn. -yang LAN

sometimes the joke of fate is that you have been hesitating until you finally make up your mind, and it's time for a curtain call. -yang LAN

in early 1991, CCTV launched a large-scale variety show, and openly recruited female presenters to the whole country. Two girls were screened strictly for six times and finally stood out. Then, they will face the seventh round of confrontation. Finally, the winner was Yang Lan, who was later known to the audience. On one occasion, director Xin Shaoying talked about the secret of Yang Lan's victory. At that time, the producer was looking for a host who was proficient in English. Therefore, the title of the final round is to ask them to prepare for five minutes at the door, and then introduce themselves in English and talk about their thoughts on the program. Xin Dao said that when she happened to pass by them when she entered the interview office, she found another girl asking Yang Lan for two correct expressions in English. At such a close critical moment, any small omission or mistake can make people give up all their efforts. Yang Lan immediately gave the other party relevant tips seriously. "I don't regard her as an enemy, but as a friend in need." This is the magic weapon for Yang Lan to win. -Baidu Library

People in love sometimes regard each other as a mirror, from which you can see who you are now and who you want to grow up to be. -Yang Lan's "The world is big, it's lucky to have you"

Some mistakes are doomed; Some missed, must not be doomed. -Yang Lan's "The world is big, it's lucky to have you"

Parents love their children. But one thing I don't understand is why many parents in China like to reprimand or even humiliate their children in public. -Yang Lan "The world is very big, it's lucky to have you"

As long as you hold the key in your hand, you will always walk into the door of your home. -Yang Lan's "The world is big, it's lucky to have you"

Although we have repeatedly stressed that we should not pay too much attention to a person's appearance and ignore his inner quality, we should also realize that a person's name is a brand; A person's image is a business card. Dressing appropriately and looking dignified is a sign of respect for others and self-maturity. No one has the obligation to discover your excellent inner self through the sloppy appearance that you don't even care about yourself. -Yang Lan

Work hard and live a comfortable life; Live comfortably and live a hard life. -yang LAN

someone asked yang LAN: does a woman's aging begin when she is anxious to get married? Yang Lan replied: Of course not. A woman's aging begins with her getting lazy and wanting to escape more and more. It is from the time when she stopped learning and growing up, so some people are not old until they are 61 years old, and some people start to get old at the age of 18. Being young is a tireless state of mind and a state of living in hope forever! Is to constantly change, constantly explore and constantly change. The only secret for a woman to be fresh forever is to keep learning and changing.

They are independent and self-centered, and don't pin their happiness on Prince Charming. They have received a good education, are self-reliant, do not exclude sexual life before marriage, and enjoy the joy of life. Helen said that she has never seen a completely happy single woman or a completely happy married woman. Whether single or married, it is important for them to recognize their own values and find a happy lifestyle. -Yang Lan's One Question, One World

The magic is that all the signs imply that we should be together: we like the same books, eat the same food, say the same words in unison, and even show that we are destined to be together. -Yang Lan's "The world is big, it's lucky to have you"

In Zhou and July's view, the highest level of aesthetics is to control emotions before venting. The most touching time is not when the interviewee is in tears, but when he wants to cry but tries his best to suppress it. At this point, Yang Lan and Zhou July have the same cognition. Like a cultured person, in the face of other people's weaknesses, it shows not cheap sympathy, but space for respect. This kind of advanced humanistic care has been adhered to since the first issue of An Interview with Yang Lan. -Yang Lan's One Question, One World

No matter how many difficulties you encounter, you should constantly improve your self-cultivation, know how to cultivate yourself, and practice correctly with wisdom and will. -An Interview with Yang Lan by park geun-hye

Love is like this. running all the way has no scruples. The whole world doesn't matter as long as we can be together. Amazingly, all the signs seem to imply that we should be together: we like the same books, love to eat the same food, say the same thing at the same time, and even show that we are destined to be together. -yang LAN

the world is very big, but it's lucky to have you. what is success? So what if you are more successful? Is our society suffering from "success syndrome"? In order to "succeed", we often forget our original intention and real inner desire; In order to "succeed", we are in a hurry and often bump into this and that. Have we ever thought of helping them up and saying sorry? In order to "succeed", we ignore the roadside scenery and people around us. Can we stop and give them a smile and a hug? I once received a text message, "The real success is not how much money you earn or how high you become, but when you get rid of all these identities, someone will still smile at you." -