A collection of earthy love stories that make boys flock to the top

1. When I was a child, my dream was to be a scientist. Now that I have grown up, I can't help thinking about what kind of home I want to be. I get it when I meet you. I want to take you home.

2. I went to buy Chinese hamburger, and my boss asked me to put more spicy food in it. Just after I took a bite, I fell to the ground and got muddy. I cried. It turns out that this is called spicy steamed buns like you.

3. I bought a barrel of oil today. Guess what brand of oil it is, Salah Hei.

4. I ate jiaozi yesterday. Guess what stuffing I ate. I love you so much that I have fallen.

5. I'm a little addicted recently, and I'm deeply attracted to you.

6. I want to change my hairstyle. What hairstyle do you think is suitable for me? I can't do it without you.

7. I ate a few persimmons today, which are especially sweet. Guess what persimmons they are. I love you all my life.

8. I bought a quilt today, which is called Nilward's quilt.

9. I bought an expensive mud today, called Wozhen Dehao Ai Mud.

11. I ate an egg today, called Xiao Ben's egg in Mud Persimmon Nest.

11. Today, I stepped on a different kind of mud. My name is Waerni.

12. I ate a hamburger today, which is called Nizi Sleeping Bunker.

13. I went to a place called Woxi Huanni today.

14. It's raining today. What kind of rain is it? Sweet words to you.

15. I read a book today, and my friend asked me what it was. I said I would "agree" when I met you.

16. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potatoes, and then tell you gently in my ear: I will eat purple potatoes for you.

17. I'm a seashell by the sea, and my name is Woshi Nidebaobei.