Zhao, Huang Hong's brother: You said that people in this city are getting less and less popular now, and I've done good things for others, which has made me suffer. I can't decide who I am.
I have to take blood tests. I'm fucking Saddam. I
Huang: See
Huang: This countryman can pedal wherever he goes.
Huang: I'm not saying that you pedal when you eat.
Zhao: I'm used to it.
Huang: Then you eat.
Zhao: You feed pigs. Huang: You are weird in the country. You have to sit
Zhao: When will the result of DNA come out?
Huang: What dad is called DNA
Zhao: Dad A
Huang: DNA
Zhao: Dad A
Huang: DNA
Zhao: Dad A
Huang: Don't always be dad A, you. This is the age
Huang: How can you be me
Zhao: I don't want to be you either.
Zhao: Don't pull your face so long all the time, right? Maybe we haven't got it wrong when the test results come out.
Huang: You can't even tell a DNA with your IQ.
Zhao: I can't tell you clearly.
It's called DNA
Zhao: The toilet isn't called a toilet, it's called WC
Zhao: It's a good CCTV.
Huang: Hey, hey, hey, hey
Huang: You take off this coat.
Zhao: Don't be ridiculous. I'm embarrassed to take it off in such a high-end place.
Huang: I'm embarrassed to wear this. Take off
Huang: You're not as good as outside here
Zhao: Ah qie
Huang: Oh, my God
Huang: Where are you going?
Zhao: Brother, if you take off again, there will be nothing left.
Huang: Come on, let me put on my clothes.
Zhao: Don't tease me. This structure of yours
Zhao: Your boss makes me sick because I can't wear it.
Huang: Where can I rub it?
Zhao: Come with me today.
Huang: Don't move
Zhao: Why are you dry?
Huang: Is this still edible?
Huang: I've asked you to spray the seasoning.
Ok, ok, ok, what are you eating? Please order a delicious food.
Zhao: I, the last thing I want to do is order food. I can't
Zhao: Bird's nest, shark's fin, abalone, African abalone, European abalone and American abalone.
Huang: Where to look?
Zhao: The menu.
Huang: A duck has a big face. It's better to eat a face than a donkey's face, except for its mouth.
Zhao: How long is that thing? A donkey ... is longer than a donkey's face.
Huang: I'll give you a face, won't I?
Zhao: I can eat two bowls of rice. Isn't this all your fault?
Zhao: What did I do?
Huang: No, you're not fine. You're wandering around the city.
Zhao: Isn't it in a hurry? Will I be able to find some money by the end of this year?
Huang: You can pick up your wallet if you find some money.
Zhao: Then why don't you touch it and bend down to pick it up?
Why do you have to see my mother?
Zhao: Can you blame me? Someone's police station wants to see the owner. When your mother looks at me, she is stunned. Just tell me that I look like her. When I look at my ID card,
Zhao: We were born on the same day in the same month of the same year. I was in a maternity hospital, and my baby gave birth. I knew that when I was born, you were six and I was nine. At that time, I had a meeting with your mother. Maybe the two of them can hug
Huang: It's your sentence, and it's your sentence that makes my family restless.
When my mother saw you, she thought you looked more and more like her.
Zhao: After seeing the photos, my mother also said that you looked like her.
Huang: So did your mother. She went to the city 41 years ago to give birth to a baby.
Zhao: At that time, the maternity hospital was not. Where were you born when you were not in the city?
Huang: Then you can't persuade your mother to move.
Zhao: Then why don't you persuade your mother?
Huang: Silly you, weren't I in my mother's stomach at that time?
Zhao: You're not stupid. You're in your mother's proton, so I didn't meet my mother either.
Huang: I won't tell you. I'm sorry.
Zhao: Then I'm you. You're me.
Huang: Then what are you thinking?
Zhao: Then your home is my home.
Zhao: Then your daughter-in-law or your daughter-in-law will pay for it.
Huang: Nonsense, not my daughter-in-law, but your daughter-in-law.
Zhao: Then. I'm worried that my daughter-in-law will become your daughter-in-law.
Huang: What are you thinking?
Zhao: It's nothing, right?
Zhao: After the test results come out, it's just a comfort to the old man. It doesn't matter who we are.
Huang: I don't care. My mother is the chairman and who is her own son. There is a question of property inheritance. Do you understand? I take the liberty to ask, the scale of our mother's enterprise
Hey, don't talk about the property inheritance right. My mother
Zhao: I cried like this before the test results came out. How big is your mother's enterprise?
Huang: one company, two restaurants, three baths, four
Zhao: Brother, I can't cope with that. Just tell me how much money you can get.
Huang: It's 18 million.
Zhao: It's 18 million. I don't need that much.
Huang: What are you thinking?
Don't say that our family has so much money. I don't even know how much money we owe outside now.
Ah, you still owe money outside now.
Zhao: Loan ah
Huang: Ah
Huang: Ah
Zhao: I feel uncomfortable. Why
Huang: Ah, cut
. No matter how old the clothes are, they keep out the cold, right? Come on, brother, put them on.
Huang: Don't say it, you are really warm.
Zhao: See, the clothes are just a layer of skin, dressing up the rural people, hahaha, alas, he also stepped off. Haha
Huang: Stop
Zhao: You. A typical car owner?
Huang: Stop and stop
Huang: Hey, let me ask you
Zhao: Ah
Huang: What's going on in your family?
Zhao: It's simple in our family.
Huang: Your family.
Zhao: Ah, yes, your family, your father and brother are eight. It's your uncle.
Huang: OK, OK, my uncle, let me ask you, what do they mean by life?
Zhao: Planting rice, running ditches, irrigating manure, and transplanting rice seedlings is the most competitive thing.
Huang: Oh, my god, my waist is not good. I
Zhao: You lack exercise. Get up. I guarantee that you will be well-off in one year.
Huang: Really.
Zhao: I'll teach you how to transplant rice seedlings. Come here and take it well. Do you know what this thing is?
Seedlings?
Zhao: Your IQ is absolutely suitable for transplanting rice seedlings. Bend over and straighten your legs. There are three steps: planting seedlings, keeping up with your legs, and looking up to see if it is straight. Plant with the head up, plant with the head up, stumble,
Huang: Oh, oh, you asked you to kowtow on New Year's Day. You
Zhao: Brother, why did you really stumble?
Huang: Oh, please
Zhao: Can I ask you to kowtow?
Huang: Oh, please
Zhao: You. I'll take everything out of your pocket, and he will take it out. This thing
Then my credit card
Zhao: Take it well
Huang: Pick it up
Zhao: Pick it up
Huang: Put it in your pocket
Zhao: Put it in your pocket
Huang: Put it in your pocket
Zhao: Pick it up. I think you're crazy about money.
Huang: Zhao: I miss money, brother. Without money, this rice can't be sold.
Huang: Oh, no, you want money so much. Why are you holding a wallet and sending it back?
Zhao: Isn't that money?
Huang: I wish you didn't know it.
Huang: You take it. You can't insult my personality
Zhao: Yes, money can improve my life, money can win weight, money can be used to pour out dishes, and a table full of delicacies can be used without moving chopsticks. Brother, the banker earns every grain, and money is earned by every cent. Don't forget that we were all born in 63, and we will know how to struggle hard when we are born, and we will dare to learn from Lei Feng's incompetence after we come out. No matter how good our life is, we should save food.
(Two mobile phones ring at the same time)
Huang: Hello
Zhao: Hello
Huang: What
Zhao: Ah
Huang: Who is my mother
Zhao: Whose son am I
Huang: Impossible. She is my mother
Zhao: I'm her son
Huang: There is no mistake
Zhao: Really
Huang: Thank you
Zhao: Thank you
Zhao: Congratulations, brother
Huang: I congratulate you, too
Zhao: Let's congratulate ourselves
Huang:. There are 211,111 yuan in this card, please take it.
Zhao: You're kidding, how can I ask for your money? Brother
Huang: Listen to me, I think your rice has a very promising future, so I voted for it for your personality.
Zhao: Really, Huang: And I even have a name, so I'll call it Brother. It's our mother
Zhao: Our mother
Zhao: From today on, each of us has an extra mother
Huang: From now on, our two families will go as relatives
Zhao: In spring, you take our mother to my place for an outing
Huang: In winter, you take our mother to my place for a full winter
Huang: Brother. The password of my credit card is 63
Zhao: 1211
Huang: Yes
Huang: Hey, how do you know my password? Zhao: Isn't this our birthdays
Huang: How can you forget it
Zhao: Why not?
Zhao: Typical four idiots <