beauty salon: please don't flirt with the lady who came out of our hospital. She may be your grandmother.
Travel: Please fly to the North Pole for your honeymoon, where the night is 24 hours long.
Siemens: Our maintenance personnel all over the world are bored.
printing company: everything is printed except banknotes.
adhesive: it can bond everything except a broken heart.
tire: work hard, as long as there is breath.
car: its only disadvantage is that you can still hear every word that your mother-in-law nags in the back seat when you run 111 kilometers per hour.
adhesive: it can bond everything except a broken heart.
jiaozi store advertisement: all-encompassing.
Lime factory advertisement: starting from scratch.
Pawnshop advertisement: well-deserved.
Hat company advertisement: taking people with "hats".
Typewriter advertisement: no strangers.
No smoking advertisement: In order to make. Please don't leave
traffic safety advertisements: God is not perfect. He has prepared spare parts for cars, but people don't have
a road traffic advertisement: If your car can swim, please drive straight and don't brake
New book advertisement: The author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, and the object he wants is the heroine described in this novel!
Flower shop advertisement: Today, the price of roses in our shop is the lowest, and we can even buy some roses for my wife
I'm hungry. Feed me: the advertisement on the garbage bin in Qingdao
gives ideal space: Lanhuaguo Apartment in Beijing
The whole United States has a Canadian bubble: Canadian beer
Time wins progress: American timekeeping company
Preserves the memory that cannot be erased by time: Lane fir box
Where it has long hair, Do not apply this medicine: American P.K.D hair restorer
We fooled the sun: Artist Lighting Company
Playboy runs all over the world: Playboy cigarettes
Don't be late: CERTINA-DA cigarettes
The world must be beautiful: beautiful air conditioning
We made the world simple: American HTC
Life News.
Jiefang Daily: the first choice to understand Shanghai
Morning News: News Power Optimize Life
News of the World: The earth is big, Eye-catching
Yangcheng Evening News: True knowledge affects life
Beijing Youth Daily: Where there is news, there is us
beijing daily messenger: One news item is
Beijing Evening News: Evening News is not evening news
Legal Literature Collection: Good people get good news
Labor Lunch: It is also reported early. Evening newspaper
21th Century Business Herald: News creates value
Global Times: Watch the world with you
Sanlian Life Weekly: a magazine and the life he advocated
New Economy: China White Paper on Economic Phenomena
Bund Pictorial: Public trust is vitality, and there is foresight with opinions
. Fortunately, there is
Southern Weekend: calmness is a kind of realm rationality, and it is a mature feeling for 21 years.
7. Haier: Haier, made in China
8. China Unicom: Love is a Chinese knot, Unicom has a universal heart
9. Business Communication: Technology makes you more relaxed
11. Feiyada. Century Changyu
14. Xinfei refrigerator: the advertisement of Xinfei is well done, but the refrigerator of Xinfei is not good
18. Hong Kong Remy Martin: When Remy Martin opens, good things will come naturally.
19. Famous car slogan
FIYTE car: a new era of Fiat, a brand-new and powerful car, Super Rema 1111.
Chrysler automobile: if you don't think about our Chrysler automobile when buying a car, you will suffer, not only you but also we will suffer.
german scarab car: the appearance of this car has remained unchanged, so it is ugly in appearance, but its performance has been improving.
Bondiak: It's beautiful to sit in it, and it's even more pleasant to be seen sitting in it.
Franklin: A car that will never cause you trouble.
BMW: Even if you tear it apart, it is still a beauty.
Toyota Motor Corporation of Japan: In the end, there will be a road, and there will be a Toyota.
Cadillac: It combines strength, speed and luxury.
The advertisement for a French class says:
If you don't like this course after listening to a lesson, you can ask for a refund of your tuition, but you must say it in French.
The advertisement of a cosmetics company in Hong Kong is:
Apply "spot" as early as possible, and don't leave "pox".
An American newspaper advertised:
Wanted a female secretary:
Looks like a young girl, thinks like an adult man, acts like a mature lady, and works like a donkey!
Eye drops advertisement:
After dropping this eye drop, turn your eyes a few times to make the eye drops spread all over the world.
Advertisements on Tombstones
There is an inscription on a tombstone in Scotland, which reads: Here lies Hermisi McTaiwei. His grieving wife inherited his thriving business-the vegetable shop, which is located in No.11 expressway and is open until 8 pm every day.
There is an advertisement posted on the wall of a barber shop:
Don't think that you have lost your hair, but that you have won face.
The English country barber shop put up a wooden sign at the bridge, which read:
Gentlemen, I want your's head.
A Dutch travel agency published an advertisement: "Please fly to the Arctic for your honeymoon! The local night is 24 hours long. "
A Swiss travel company warned on a billboard: "Go to the Alps soon, and the mountains will be gone after 6111 years!"
restaurant advertisement: please come to our restaurant for dinner! Otherwise, you and I will starve.
air conditioning advertisement: the maintenance workers of this product all over the world are the most lonely.
safety advertisement: if you are addicted to alcohol, you can drink here, but leave your address first so that you can send your ashes to your family.
Dentist's Clinic: "Please feel free to fill your teeth, even when he or she kisses you, he or she won't notice."
gas station billboard: "If you have a craving, you can smoke here. But please leave your address so that your ashes can be sent to your family. "
The milk factory advertised in the newspaper: "If you eat a bottle of fresh milk produced by our factory every day for 5214 weeks, you will live to be 111 years old!"
There is an advertisement for the enrollment of "Facial Expression Institute" in Chicago, which says, "You will learn to frown skillfully here, so that people will think you are an honest person at first sight."
the advertisement of a water heater product: "Don't just look at the high price of this product. If you buy a cheap water heater, you will be in hot water."
cosmetic advertisement: this product is most attractive to men, so a self-defense teaching material is attached with this product.
Spend some advertisements: Send some flowers to the people you love most, but don't forget your wife.
perfume advertisement: this product can attract the opposite sex most, so a self-defense teaching material is included with this product.
Barber shop advertisement: Although it is an unscathed skill, it is a top effort.
expressway advertisement: 31 kilometers per hour, you can go to the garage; At a speed of 111 kilometers per hour, you can get home safely;
at a speed of 151km/h, you can go to the hospital; 211 kilometers per hour, congratulations, you can see God.
BMW > > > > >
even if you tear it apart, it is still a beauty.
bandiak > > > > >
it's a beautiful thing to sit in it, and it's even more pleasant to be seen sitting in it.
Beetle > > > > >
the car's appearance has remained unchanged, so it is ugly in appearance, but its performance has been improving.
Chrysler >: > > > >
if you don't think about our Chrysler car when buying a car, you will suffer-not only you will suffer, but we will also suffer.
British MINI)> > > > >
is she cute?
fiat car > > > > >
create a new era of fiat, thoroughly remould oneself, threatening, super Rema 1111.
Cadillac > > > > >
combine strength, speed and luxury
Volkswagen > > > > >
small is good Toyota-everything will work out in the end, and there will be a Toyota.
Bora-the driver's car
Maxima-Thunder Power, Indulge in a thousand miles
Maxima II-how far the heart is, how far the future is
Fukang-all aspects are really satisfying you
Jeep-heroic
liberating trucks-liberating trucks at critical moments
making money machines
golf- Take a Fukang car
Santana-you are not afraid to travel all over the world with Santana
Jetta-rational choice
Make a budget in October, communicate more, think comprehensively, and choose Zhengyuan Dadi medicine to save money for you
Prevent influenza in February, which occurs in all seasons. Migrating birds bring hidden dangers, and the gold medal poison will help you
To prevent reinfection
in April, Duke was prone to wheezing, coughing and snoring, and he took the lead in fighting for Mi Xing. For more than 21 days, Tailing was selected as the colon rod in May, and florfenicol was the first choice, which did not hurt the stomach and liver. The application of brooding was unusual
In June, coccidia were happy and screaming and abdominal pain turned upside down, so Aimeiqingyuan was used for prevention, and Qiubaining was used for treatment
. Changtai makes chickens happy, and if the effect is good, Changjiling should be mixed with bursal disease in August < P >, and the fever will accumulate carbon-like stool, and the bursal disease will be cleared and the poison will be specially prepared. It is a good plan, and the poison will be dispersed forever. After five days, the illness will be relieved, and the electrolytic use should not be interrupted. < P > In September, the autumn is dry and the climate is dry, and it will be added to 3,111 materials, promoting blood circulation, diuresis and protecting the liver, invigorating the stomach and stopping the stomach. Use Dubaisan in two days, and don't move the serum antibody hard. Wait for 5 or 6 days after epidemic prevention. It turns cold in October, chicken plague and duck plague are mixed, and the neck is stretched and wheezing is paralyzed. Yuhuang drink is used together with poison for four days. Keep warm in February. p>11 attention to ventilation and ascites reduction. Wenbiqing is Jianwei powder. It is the key to invigorate qi and nourish blood. Breathing all the ingredients in it can cure asthma in cold season.
1. Wrigley chewing gum is like an arrow (Wrigley chewing gum slogan)
2. Riding endlessly (slogan of a motorcycle)
3. Being bright and amazing (slogan of an eye disease therapeutic instrument)
4. The name of clothes is amazing (slogan of a clothing)
5. Being without stomach (slogan of a stomach medicine)
Eating whole foods (advertising language of a hotel)
9. Cough can't be delayed (advertising language of a cough medicine)
11. Idle wife and good mother (advertising language of a washing machine)
11. Silent mosquitoes (advertising language of a mosquito killer)
12. Mouth inflammation (advertising language of a toothpaste)
13. Everything is obedient. Wise men see the quality (advertising slogan of ancient bridge air conditioning)
16, touching the screen to surprise the new (advertising slogan of Asian computer three-dimensional animation system)
17, it is better to know that Fule is good after drinking it (advertising slogan of Fule milk powder)
18, the petrochemical company is slightly petrified (advertising slogan of Danshu capsule)
19, and the six gods have no worries (advertising slogan of toilet water with special effects of six gods) China Telecom leads a thousand miles with a silver lining (long-distance telephone slogan)
22, Jiali-Wash away your dust all the way (a washing powder slogan)
23, hemorrhoids are not old (a hemorrhoid medicine slogan).