1. I like and like my friends and remember to add clothes. People who don't like me should not wear clothes. You don't deserve to wear clothes and freeze to death.

2. The last time two men fought for me, it was at the passenger station that two brothers grabbed business.

3. How I wish someone could see my weakness and say to me: Give me the address and I'll buy you anything you want.

4. I'm a mature person. I don't eat anything in anger until I'm full.

5. I really don't understand that our workers have done something wrong to hit us.

6. If you continue to let yourself go, you will have a particularly foreign English name, Feide Yuanbudongdong.

7. Although I am poor, I spend a lot of money.

8. I insist on doing sit-ups every day, one in the evening and one in the morning.

9. I didn't know it was so simple to give up someone I like until I saw your ID photo.

11. The wind messed up my hair and blew off your wig.

11. My mother asked me why I didn't take a shower in the bathroom for so long. I didn't dare to tell her that I was fascinated by myself when I passed the mirror.

12. I have a dog named Liuliu. One day I went out to walk the dog, and my neighbor said, "Old Tie is Liuliu.".

13. False college students: after-school life is rich and colorful. Real college students: "Is this extra point?" .

14. When I saw you say that my stomach hurts, I immediately took out a painkiller and gave it to myself. I was afraid that I would feel distressed.

15. It's Japanese who rely on their parents, and it's Henan who are glorious school goers. School goers go to school with their souls. Good morning school goers.

16. First the mid-term exam, then the parents' meeting and then Singles' Day, which is called the total collapse of career, family and love.

17. It's winter. When I open my closet, I should go shopping. When I open my wallet, I'm young and I'm not cold.

18. I always encourage my friends when they are in a low ebb. In the past, the light of black nightclubs will come, and all they listen to is the word' nightclub'.

19. People pull shit but no one pulls your hand.

21. There used to be a handsome guy in our village, but now he doesn't, because I have come out to work.

21. I thought you would say I was a good boy, but you said I was a country dog who had never seen the world.

22. It's cold and you wake up from sleep at night. Don't forget to lift the quilt for your roommate.

23. Today's Double Eleven has gone bad. I hope you won't forget the fact that you are single dog because of the carnival.

24. I know you won't come with me when I reach out. I put out my foot and tripped you. You really got up and ran after me.

25. It doesn't mean anything to ask you what time it is, just to remind you that it's getting late and you should like me.

26. The person who saw this copy will take off the order within three days. If it doesn't work, come back to me. I'll give you a hammer.

27. There are two loveliest people in the world. One is the second one with poor memory, which I forgot.

28. I don't drink, bar, smoke or get tattoos.

29. I really envy those people with short legs. Cold quilts can at least cover their feet.

31, you have abdominal muscles and I have a belly, not very belly but very skin.