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Humorous advertising words or hints.

Fenjiu advertising words: If you drink Fenjiu in the world, you must drink Fenjiu.

Anti-inflammatory drugs advertising words: cure the population quickly-(well-known)

Water heater advertising words: take a bath as you like-(as you like)

Cough medicine advertising words-it is urgent to cough (without delay)

Motorcycle advertising words:

■ No-smoking advertisement in a public place-"Please don't

smoke in order not to have holes in the carpet and holes in your lungs."

■ A road traffic advertisement-"If your car can swim

, please drive straight without braking."

■ An advertisement for a new book-"The author of this book is a millionaire,

unmarried, and what he wants is the heroine depicted in this novel!"

■ A car showroom advertisement-"Always let the driver's license

expire before yourself."

■ A traffic safety advertisement-"Remember, God is not

perfect. He prepares spare parts for cars, but

people don't."

■ A cosmetic advertisement-"Spot as soon as possible, please don't leave

acne."

■ An advertisement for a washing machine-"A good wife and a good mother!"

■ An advertisement for a sour beverage-"A little farewell is sour, and a happy gathering is sweet."

■ An advertisement of a printing company-"In addition to banknotes, the printing machine should be

cut."

■ A flower shop advertisement-"Today, the price of roses in our shop is

the lowest, and we can even buy some roses for our wife."

■ A beauty salon advertisement-"Please don't talk to the woman who just walked out of this

hospital. She may be your grandmother."

be a woman that men can't grasp in one hand! It's good to be a woman!

Let 111 million people get smart first (giant brain gold)

Why be extremely smart? Your wisdom will last forever-Hair Growth Essence

Jinba Men's Wear: Struggle! Make a man!

A mattress advertisement: Do you want to sleep with me?

voluntary blood donation: I don't know you, but I thank you!

so bright a gleam on the foot of my bed-bright sheets

Lenovo notebooks-Let the world associate with

Shenzhou Electric Appliances-We think more than you

diao card washing powder-Don't choose expensive ones, only choose the right ones

China Unicom-Lead the future of communication

Wenling International Wedding Photography-Create life with art < You are safe

McDonald's-I like

UPS-delivering more

crispy corners for you-it's amazing

Coca-Cola: forever Coca-Cola, unique and delicious

Dove chocolate: milk is rich and silky.

Did you drink it today? (Robust)

Changyu: legendary quality, a century-old Changyu

(DiBierce) Diamonds last forever, and one will last forever

Haier: Haier, made in China

Mitsubishi Elevator: Enjoy up and down!

a toothbrush advertisement: penniless

Electrolux refrigerator: people are looking for him for thousands of degrees, and they can take as many degrees as they want

Rossini watch: Time exists because of me

an advertisement for a lime factory-starting from scratch

"Seek the potential before making profits", "Strive for strength before seeking greatness", "Know others before doing things". Abundance, wealth but not arrogance. Bank of China.

stop, then you can observe. Wind, bamboo, heart; There is a knot, but the affection does not move. China bank

an advertisement for a jiaozi shop-"everything!"

Silk looks forward to tenderness, denim looks forward to boldness and cotton looks forward to comfort-Siemens intelligent ultra-thin washing machine meets the mood of every dress

An advertisement of an audio company-"Call for four calls!"

a plain life, with a trace of feelings-Saint Laurent cigarette

Hong Kong Neil Puulaid swimsuit: If your skin can't give you enough protection, find another protective layer.

Apply the five elements of the Art of War, namely, Tao, Heaven, Earth, General and Law; Establish five values of "seeking potential before making profits", "striving for strength before seeking greatness", "being a man before doing things", "knowing yourself before knowing your friend" and "borrowing stairs before climbing the stairs"; Seek five advantages: talent, brand, management, mechanism and technology; To achieve the five satisfactory business objectives of "users, partners, society, employees and shareholders"

Market positioning of "mass class", strategy of "building stores and towns", strategy of "market saturation", "parity every day", "small profits but quick turnover", "one-stop service", "cheers from Wal-Mart" and "direct procurement", Unified distribution, efficient distribution, warehouse membership, sunset principle, three-meter smile principle, satisfaction guarantee, public servant leadership, talent localization,

an advertisement for glasses: eyes are the windows of your soul ... please put glass on your window

Be a man. It's good to be a woman!

Louis XIII: Tasting intoxicating, honorable and appreciating dazzling momentum

Beijing Youth Daily: Where there is news, there is us

beijing daily messenger: One news is one

Anhui Business Daily: Good people are rewarded.

Wear golden monkey shoes, walk along the Cotai Strip

Erdos cashmere sweater, and warm the world (Erdos cashmere sweater)

Don't be too chic (Shanshan suit)

There are as many moving stories as there are southern motorcycles (Southern motorcycles)

Everyone seeks health and lives long (515 miraculous bags)

Drink Wahaha.

An advertisement in a jiaozi shop-"Everything!"

an advertisement for a lime factory-"Starting from scratch!"

a pawn shop advertisement-"well deserved!"

an advertisement of a hat company-"judge people by their hats!"

a barber shop advertisement-"penniless!"

an advertisement in a drugstore-"Ask for it!"

an advertisement of a smoking cessation association-"Never make friends with a smoking woman unless you are willing to kiss an ashtray!"

an advertisement for a typewriter-"You don't know each other until you fight!"

an advertisement in an optical shop-"The eyes are the windows of the soul. To protect your soul, please install glass for your window."

an advertisement of a perfume company-"Our new product is extremely attractive to the opposite sex, so we send a self-defense teaching material with the bottle.

"

A non-smoking advertisement in a public place-"Please don't smoke

in order to make the carpet have no holes and your lungs have no holes. "

A road traffic advertisement-"If your car can swim, please drive straight without braking."

an advertisement for a new book-"The author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, and the object he wants is the heroine described in this novel!" "

an advertisement in a car showroom-"Always let your driver's license expire before yourself."

A traffic safety advertisement-"Remember, God is not perfect. He prepares spare parts for cars, but

people don't."

A cosmetic advertisement-"Get spots while you can, and don't leave pimples."

an advertisement for a washing machine-"a idle wife and a good mother!"

an advertisement for a sour drink-"A little parting is sour, and a happy gathering is sweet."

An advertisement of a printing company-"Everything is printed except banknotes."

an advertisement in a flower shop-"Today, the price of roses in our shop is the lowest, and we can even buy some roses for our wife."