When I was a child, my dream was to walk around with a lot of money every day. Now I am a bus conductor.
My mother gave birth to two daughters. I am plain, but my sister is beautiful. I asked my mother: Why is it so unfair? My mother replied: the first batch of goods, inexperienced, almost the same quality.
God gave us worldly desires, but we turned them into pornography and violence.
Ma Yun once said: A person's career is inversely proportional to his looks. I can't bear to look in the mirror. It seems that I am doomed to accomplish nothing in my life.
6. In the past, the mail was very slow, so I can only love one person in my life. Now the network technology is developed, and 50 people can be green in one day.
Mozzie, you have hands and feet. Why don't you get a job and live a good life?
When you feel ugly, poor and useless, don't despair, because at least your judgment is right.
Nine. My mother said I couldn't be an irresponsible person, which made me stupid.
10. Look at beautiful women in the street. If you look up, you will appreciate them. If you look down, you will be hooligans.
1 1. At the current rate of rising house prices, I don't want to be able to afford affordable housing. I just hope to be able to afford affordable housing when I am old!
12. Others are proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. I'm better at this. I'll eat anything!
Thirteen. In the era of soaring prices, only wages are still calm, and we should change with the same.
Since I bought insurance, I feel confident that I don't have to look at the traffic lights when crossing the road.
15. I feel that the whole world is engaged, licensed and married, and only I am busy giving gifts.
16. In fact, there is no need to read all the guidebooks. Condensed into four words: bring more money.
17. The most painful thing is not being awakened by urine in the middle of the night, but being awakened by urine when the alarm clock rings for half an hour!
Sometimes, people are cold to you. Maybe it's not your problem. Maybe people just don't like ugly people.
19. Look in the mirror if you have nothing to do, so that you will understand many truths, such as "if you are ugly, you should read more, and if you are ugly, you should make more progress." Fate is fair. Although you are short, your hairline is very high!
Twenty one. I can't afford the AA system now. I invented the AAB system. It's you AA, I want to be the b-side.
Twenty-two All along, the four spiritual pillars that support my life progress are: waiting for work and waiting for weeks.
5. Wait for the express delivery. Waiting for salary.
23. What is love? Only two people are as ugly as monkeys. They are also worried that the other party will be taken away and hugged!
When the teacher asked to answer questions in math class, the whole class raised their hands except Xiao Ming. Teacher: Xiao Ming, tell me. Xiao Ming: Teacher, do you sell walkers? Where can't I order?