1, a few days ago, ear hole inflammation, take down the earrings casually from the tea canister took two tea sticks inserted in the ear holes, after the bath what also forgot to take. Today, after washing out accidentally touched the ear felt two pieces of floppy things, look in the mirror, it was the two tea rods, soak open ... ... Crouch soak open ah! So overwhelmed ah! So uneasy! These days I wear two pieces of oolong tea to work every day ah!
2, I love feet sweat, and huge odor. A few days ago, I saw a recipe on the Internet, put the tea in the shoes can stop sweating and deodorant, according to do. Today some hot, take off the shoes to dry feet. A look at the shoes I was depressed, a few days ago to put the tea leaves like boiling water soaked like, all unfolded!
3, there is a person left guests at home to drink tea, but no tea leaves at home, they borrowed from the neighbor. At this time, the pot of water boiling boiling, his wife had to keep adding water to the pot. Thus, as soon as the water boiled, his wife added water to the pot; as soon as the water boiled, his wife desperately added water to the pot, and the pot was full, but the tea leaves were still not borrowed. The wife said to him: good thing your friend is also an acquaintance, why don't you just leave him to take a bath before you go!
4, Sunday, about a few students to a tea house tea. During the period, a colleague got up to go to the bathroom, asked the waiter where the location of the bathroom. The waiter heard, embarrassed to say: "This tea house does not have a restroom. However, there is a public toilet on the left hand side of the door. We have an agreement with the lady at the door, so when you go in, just say 'tea drinker' and you'll be fine."
5, a buddy of mine, he went to her girlfriend's home for the first time to pay a visit to his future father-in-law, her girlfriend at home, especially instructed him that her father likes to drink tea, my buddy will keep in mind, so her girlfriend gorgeous at home to watch my buddy with two large bottles of 2L of iced tea to the home!
6, afternoon nothing to do, looking for colleagues to chat. Colleagues said with a smile: "Go, I take you to drink free tea, there are beautiful people to chat with it!" I asked: "Where to go for free tea with such good service?" Colleagues do not say, take me into the next Mercedes-Benz 4S store. Colleagues carry a bag, went up and asked, and then there are two beautiful women around, and then took us in to drink tea and chat about the car.
7. The reporter went to the countryside. Saw an old man in the sale of tea, the blackboard wrote "drink a good tea for people", the reporter went to the old man there to ask for a bowl of tea. "After drinking the tea, the reporter asked: "Grandpa, your tea is nothing special ah? Is it good for some people?" The old man: "No ah, this tea is good for men and women, young and old". The reporter wondered, "What is the benefit?" The old man calmly said: can quench the thirst".
8, Xiaoming's father drunk want to drink water. The father said: "Xiao Ming give me a cup of water." Xiaoming went to a cup of water to dad to drink, dad drank after the hand on the wall and kept scratching. After a while, the father called Xiao Ming to get a glass of water, and the father drank it and kept scratching on the wall. Xiao Ming felt strange, he also to a cup, Xiao Ming drank it also kept scratching on the wall, his mouth also chattered: "OMG! So hot."