Comic drama "Can't Let Him Go" - Feng Gong, Yan Xuejing, Han Xue, Shao Feng
You look too much as you wish.
That's not as bad as you looking like you do what you want. This is also too much to look at ......
You don't shout at me father (sound the same as fall), I just recently bought the stock.
What the old man is singing is not a song, it's loneliness!
I am a descendant of Lei Feng, my name is Leiren.
Don't worship brother, brother is just a legend.
My mom called me home to eat vegetables!
One man at a time ...... out of the sheep voice, I said can you speak some human language?
Liu Qian, Dong Qing this conversation absolutely can not think deeper!
Liu Qian: "Ms. Dong Qing, hard?"
Dong Qing: "...... Well, hard!"
Liu Qian: "Which place do you want me to go through?"
Dongqing: "...... The center!"
......
Dong Qing: "Liu Qian do it again~"
......
Dong Qing: "(Liu Qian you) are great!"
Dongqing: "Haven't seen you for a year, your hands are getting more and more flexible ...... It's really great
"One Sentence Matters" - Niu Li, Guo Donglin
My daughter-in-law, legal ...... illegally called second wife!
Where to register it, ready to register tomorrow ...... unmarried first cohabitation
Fox friends together to help each other lie
We can not in front of the fake foreigners to lose the face of the Chinese. Fake foreigners are not Chinese!
Comic "Who to Talk to" - Jiang Kun, Dai Zhicheng, Zhao Jinsheng
Why do you have to get over "Subterfuge"?
I call you Ma Ji, do you dare to say yes?
One mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, there is only one possibility for two tigers to be compatible, one male and one female.
To swiftly cover up the ears and steal the bell bell ringing movie star fighting darkness early to sleep and early to get up early across the fire yearning can't bear the crotch humiliation resolutely to give him a crotch shot
With the rice is related to the water, the water goods?
H1N1 virus can mutate, people look like this is not unusual!
Animal species are decreasing day by day, human species are increasing day by day.
Look at me, my eyes look like Sun Honglei, my mouth looks like Yao Chen, I am the son of Cuiping and Yu Zecheng.
Now two gold bars are placed here, tell me which one is noble and which one is nasty?
There is a kind of victory called retreat. There is a defeat called occupation.
My talents are like a pregnancy, the longer it goes on the more I feel something in my stomach.
Don't hang yourself on a tree, try a few more times on a few trees next to it ......
You classic, I fashion; there is a shortness of feet, there is a longness of inches, you're the Internet, I'm the firewall, you Pleasant Goat, I Grey Wolf.
Skit "Beautiful Embarrassment" - Huang Hong, Lin Yongjian, Jin Yuting, Gong Hanlin
Just this look has been divorced eight times earlier!
(Wedding photo) put in the home to ward off evil spirits, very safe
Before you did not have plastic surgery when you shopped with you, do not hold your hand it, for fear of hurting your self-esteem. Hold your hand, hurt my self-esteem ......
Daughter, you that is cosmetic surgery, you this is a broken face!
Valentine's Day people have been with their lovers, other people see me and you, said you see people Lao Huang how filial, with his mother over.
You do not have plastic surgery before, people say your mom really young!
Don't hang yourself on a tree, try a few more times on the tree next to you Strongly protest: in the commercial breaks to interrupt the TV series is now a whole lot more classic, in the past how thrilling to grow four shots to shoot five shots, five shots to shoot six shots, get it wrong, but also to shoot the machine gun
First class first class first class first class, add up to me is the third class
"50 bucks"- -Zhou Jintang and Yin Beichen
When I think of their Spring Festival show "Recruitment," that one was hilarious, too!
piapiapia typed me as the mascot for the Year of the Tiger
It's the 9 years of compulsory education that is very effective
That there are wives who force their husbands to go out and spend money~~
I just love it when you're lacking in virtue!
Go Graduate - Guo Da, Cai Ming
Not Guo Xiaoda, but Avatar!
What are potatoes afraid of, it's not like bandits are chasing you.
How come the six-party talks are still not talking ......
If I run away is a puppy, that's how it works, the streets are full of puppies how do I know that's just you?
Your dad is OUT!
You'd better take a look at it, you're better off without it.
Skit "Can't Let Him Go"
Performances: Feng Gong, Yan Xuejing, etc.
Feng Gong's classic line:
The tail of the big cockerel shakes, and when you marry a wife, you forget the dog.
You are 290. 250 plus 38 plus 2, exactly 290.
A tailor who doesn't want to be a cook is never a good driver.
It's a one-stop shop if you dare to steal money today, you'll dare to steal people tomorrow.
Yan Xuejing: Look at your looks, it's too casual.
Feng Gong: You look like you're doing whatever you want, and that's too much.
Skit "A Word of Matter"
Performed by Guo Donglin and Niu Li
Guo Donglin advised his wife: "If you verify a lie with a lie, you will get a lie".
One word, one word can make things happen, one word can make things bad, can you be a little bit sunny mentally.
Comedy "and who say comedy"
Performance: Jiang Kun, Dai Zhicheng, etc.
Jiang Kun: you always Jiang Kun, Jiang Kun, can you call it something else?
Dai Zhicheng: Nonsense, I call you Ma Ji, do you dare to say yes?
Can't stand crotch humiliation, resolutely give him a shot in the crotch.
Skit "Beautiful Embarrassment"
Performed by: Huang Hong, Jin Yuting, Lin Yongjian
Huang Hong boasted that his wife is especially beautiful after plastic surgery: how classic it is now, and how thrilling it looks.
Who said the ugly wife is the treasure of the family, the wife or beautiful good.
Huang Hong recalled when his wife was ugly in the past: the two of us on the street, do not pull your hand, you hurt self-esteem, pulling your hand, I hurt self-esteem.
Huang Hong consoled his wife in the future to receive a good movie to shoot: four shots, you can shoot five shots, five shots can shoot six shots, or maybe the whole machine gun.
Sketch "Family Graduates"
Performed by Guo Da and Cai Ming
Guo Da: "Potatoes last forever, and a potato lasts forever".
Cai Ming: It's rotten!
Cai Ming said to a college student: college students chat, the fight is knowledge.
Skit "Donation"
Performances: Zhao Benshan, Xiao Shenyang, Wang Xiaoli, etc.
Wang Xiaoli explains his relationship with Zhao Benshan: they farm together, the two families are in partnership, and they don't distinguish between you and me except for their wives.
Wang Xiaoli complained Zhao Benshan: "I just want to have a home, called you a whole, I'm homeless again!"
Wang Xiaoli chagrined in front of the reporter's face have something to say can not say: "Still live it, I see is live straight hold!"
Wang Xiaoli learned that Zhao Benshan is a donation for widows, after the loss of Zhao Benshan: "You used to carry water for the widows in the village, but when you went outside the village to give money to the widows, you have a widow's fate in your life!"
You so stingy people, a string of lamb kebabs can drink 8 bottles of beer, skewers can be jerked out of the sparks. （
The new wave of the Yangtze River pushes forward the previous wave, and the generation is longer than the generation ah! (Describing the long face, Zhao Benshan's sketches often take people's faces to say things: what a pig's waist face, shoe-pulling face, etc.)
Use the way to search the dog to search the two of you. (Search Dog should become Rancid Dog, this advertisement makes people smell the rancid, stinky smell!)
The Americans are bullish, but they're not borrowing money from us this year. （
The American people have been so good that they are not borrowing money from us this year?)
You want money, you want face, I want old man! （
Q: What do you think of the donation?
I have a high realm, and I have high blood pressure!
Sanmao, Huluwa, Transformers ...... how all children ah? Can an adult do what you did!
Thanks to the Central Weather Bureau......Thanks to the planner......
I donated a father......
We are like two pieces of dry wood. Dry firewood, your side is burning brightly, turn around and take a piss, put me out