It is said that every employee is likely to meet a great boss, and every boss is likely to meet a great employee. Of course, when great bosses and great employees get together, a lot of wonderful things happen. These marvelous things are expected to have eclipsed many of the workplace elite over the past year. Here, we take a look back at all the marvelous things that have happened in the workplace over the past year.
1. Employee suits can't be less than 10,000 yuan to collar the top of the workplace
Although it's a world with fancy values, the old king was also y convinced that temperament is not enough to make up for with clothes. This is not the case. A cultural company simply implemented the concept. You must wear formal clothes to work in the company, and you must be black. Leather shoes must be black, shirts must be white, women's shirts must not have lace, and clothes must not have wrinkles. Directors and other managers wear suits that should not be less than 10,000 yuan when they go to work. Ohhhh, Lao Wang thinks this boss must be a Virgo, with a broken heart to create a perfect world in the workplace. Yet in exchange, the employees complained. Lao Wang sighs that these employees who can't hold up the wall really don't understand the boss's perfect feelings. Listening to the boss will definitely make you win at the top of the group, and the temperament to go up to the N level (Lao Wang will never be such a perfect boss, I am y unqualified).
2. Go to the bathroom for no more than 10 minutes
This rule of disrespecting human nature does not come from the boss, but from the boss's wife. Otherwise Lao Wang thinks the existence of this company is simply anti-human. This is a catering company. Why there is such a rule, because the boss's wife really doesn't like the employees to go to the toilet and smoke during working hours, so there is such a rule that it can't be more than 10 minutes, and can't go to the toilet more than 4 times a day. This rule is absolutely perfect. The boss's wife can be called the most knowledgeable manager in the world. If she can't squeeze out the last drop of labor, she is not the boss's wife. Of course, it turned out to be an employee's gaslighting. Words feel let the boss out of control, or not far from bankruptcy.
3. You must change your password every 3 months
Every employee in a company needs to set at least three passwords. The boss mandates that the three passwords must be different and changed once every three months. Consider this. Each employee keeps a different password close to his or her heart every day and then calculates whether or not to change it. Doesn't everyone really need to pay attention to their work when they remember their passwords every day at work and after work? Encountering a boss who is particularly concerned about dragging pants and farting, Lao Wang really wants to say, "Finish looking for a job and come to us at Staple Talent. Although headhunters are better at helping companies find people, but recommending a position for you is not a problem."
4. can only drink 500 milliliters of water a day
The boss knows how to live and save, how to start a successful business? The boss of a company was heartbroken because he drank a few buckets of water in the past few months, so he told his staff that I would recommend that we drink less water every day. What's even more amazing is that this rule is written in the employee handbook, "each person can only drink 500 milliliters of water per day", the old king has no power to vomit, only yawn.
5. Forcibly forward the boss of a variety of chicken soup golden sentence
An Internet company's boss every day in the microblogging micro letter on the microblogging a lot of entrepreneurial chicken soup, similar to the kind of learning to succeed in that kind of. The King of Chicken Soup and the King of Golden Sentences spreads positive energy. Shouldn't they be worthy of praise? However, it is not enough for the boss to die because of enjoyment, but also to force all the employees of the company to retweet. In fact, it's okay to send some paragraphs about chicken blood occasionally, but send n paragraphs every day! Friends around the company's employees who don't know the truth thought he was poisoned by chicken soup, ridiculing the lowering of the size of the circle of friends and the average IQ. Slowly, many people directly blocked him. So he tried to ignore this marvelous pattern, only to find that his boss was checking it every day. One day he didn't distribute chicken soup. When he went to work at a meeting the next morning, the boss opened his mouth in front of the whole company.
6. Making pregnancy plans for female employees
The Shanyang District Credit Union in Jiaozuo City, Henan Province, has formulated a Notice on Strengthening the Management of Employee Family Planning (Draft for Opinion), which has been exposed on the Internet and attracted trolls from netizens. According to the notice, female workers must get pregnant within the time specified by the unit. Those who fail to get pregnant according to the plan, which affects the work arrangement, will be fined a one-time fine of 1,000 yuan, and will not be considered in job promotion and appraisal and evaluation. To have a baby, you must apply to your boss before you can get pregnant. This law can be called a fighter among strange flowers. The boss probably thinks he is a part-time birth control, really dedicated.