Ask for the lines of the sketch "Brothers" performed by Huang Hong and Cheng Yu in the Spring Festival Evening of 2114, thank you!

Zhao: You said that people in this city are getting less and less popular now. I have done good things for people and caused them trouble. Now I am suffering. I can't decide for anyone myself.

I have to take blood tests. I'm fucking Saddam. I

Huang: See

Huang: This countryman can pedal wherever he goes.

Huang: I'm not saying that you pedal when you eat.

Zhao: I'm used to it.

Huang: Then you eat.

Zhao: You feed pigs. Huang: You are weird in the country. You have to sit

Zhao: When will the result of DNA come out?

Huang: What dad is called DNA

Zhao: Dad A

Huang: DNA

Zhao: Dad A

Huang: DNA

Zhao: Dad A

Huang: Don't always be dad A, you. This is the age

Huang: How can you be me

Zhao: I don't want to be you either.

Zhao: Don't pull your face so long all the time, right? Maybe we haven't got it wrong when the test results come out.

Huang: You can't even tell a DNA with your IQ.

Zhao: I can't tell you clearly.

It's called DNA

Zhao: The toilet isn't called a toilet, it's called WC

Zhao: It's a good CCTV.

Huang: Hey, hey, hey, hey

Huang: You take off this coat.

Zhao: Don't be ridiculous. I'm embarrassed to take it off in such a high-end place.

Huang: I'm embarrassed to wear this. Take off

Huang: You're not as good as outside here

Zhao: Ah qie

Huang: Oh, my God

Huang: Where are you going?

Zhao: Brother, if you take off again, there will be nothing left.

Huang: Come on, let me put on my clothes.

Zhao: Don't tease me. This structure of yours

Zhao: Your boss makes me sick because I can't wear it.

Huang: Where can I rub it?

Zhao: Come with me today.

Huang: Don't move

Zhao: Why are you dry?

Huang: Is this still edible?

Huang: I've asked you to spray the seasoning.

What are you eating? Please order something delicious.

Zhao: Me, I can't just order food. I can't

Zhao: bird's nest, shark's fin, abalone, African abalone, European abalone and American abalone

Huang: Where to look

Zhao: the menu

Huang: the back page

. A duck has a big face. It's better to eat a face than a donkey's face, except for its mouth.

Zhao: How long is that thing? A donkey ... is longer than a donkey's face.

Huang: I'll give you a face, won't I?

Zhao: I can eat two bowls of rice. Isn't this all your fault?

Zhao: What did I do?

Huang: No, you're not fine. You're wandering around the city.

Zhao: Isn't it in a hurry? Will I be able to find some money by the end of this year?

Huang: You can pick up your wallet if you find some money.

Zhao: Then why don't you touch it and bend down to pick it up?

Why do you have to see my mother?

Zhao: Can you blame me? Someone's police station wants to see the owner. When your mother looks at me, she is stunned. Just tell me that I look like her. When I look at my ID card,

Zhao: We were born on the same day in the same month of the same year. I was in a maternity hospital, and my baby gave birth. I knew that when I was born, you were six and I was nine. At that time, I had a meeting with your mother. With your words, you have made my family restless.

When my mother saw you, she felt that you looked more and more like her.

Zhao: After seeing the photos, my mother also said that you looked like her.

Huang: So did your mother. You went to the city 41 years ago to give birth to any children.

Zhao: At that time, there were many maternity hospitals. You were not born in the city. Where were you born?

Huang: Then you can't. I wasn't in my mother's belly at that time.

Zhao: You're not stupid. You were in your mother's proton. Didn't I meet my mother?

Huang: I won't tell you.

Zhao: He has to take care of where my mother gave birth.

Zhao: I don't understand.

Huang: Yesterday, I'm sorry.

Zhao: Then I'm you. You're me.

Huang: Then what are you thinking?

Zhao: Then your home is my home.

Zhao: Then your daughter-in-law or your daughter-in-law will pay for it.

Huang: Nonsense, not my daughter-in-law, but your daughter-in-law.

Zhao: Then. I'm worried that my daughter-in-law will become your daughter-in-law.

Huang: What are you thinking?

Zhao: It's nothing, right?

Zhao: After the test results come out, it's just a comfort to the old man. It doesn't matter who we are.

Huang: I don't care. My mother is the chairman and who is her own son. There is a question of property inheritance. Do you understand? The scale of our mother's enterprise

Hey, don't talk about the property inheritance. My mother

Zhao: It was called like this before the test results came out. How big is your mother's enterprise?

Huang: one company, two restaurants, three baths, four

Zhao: Brother, I can't cope with that. Just tell me how much money you can get.

Huang: It's 18 million.

Zhao: It's 18 million. I don't need that much.

Huang: What are you thinking?

You still owe money outside now

Zhao: loan

Huang: Ah

Zhao: Why pull

Huang: Ah

Zhao: I feel uncomfortable, why

Huang: Ah, cut

Zhao: Ouch, it's cold, it's cold, and it's easy to have a fire in my heart. This stupid thing of yours is really warm.

Zhao: See, clothes are just a layer of skin. Dress up rural people. Ha, ha, ha, oh, he also stepped off. Ha, ha, ha.

Huang: Stop, stop

Zhao: You are not like an old man. A typical car owner?

Huang: Stop and stop

Huang: Hey, let me ask you

Zhao: Ah

Huang: What's going on in your family?

Zhao: It's simple in our family.

Huang: Your family.

Zhao: Ah, yes, your family, your father and brother are eight. It's your uncle.

Huang: OK, OK, my uncle, let me ask you, what do they mean by life?

Zhao: Planting rice, running ditches, irrigating manure, and transplanting rice seedlings is the most competitive thing.

Huang: Oh, my god, my waist is not good. I

Zhao: You lack exercise. Get up. I guarantee that you will be well-off in one year.

Huang: Really.

Zhao: I'll teach you how to transplant rice seedlings. Come here and take it well. Do you know what this thing is?

Seedlings?

Zhao: Your IQ is absolutely suitable for transplanting rice seedlings. Bend over and straighten your legs. There are three steps: planting seedlings, keeping up with your legs, and looking up to see if it is straight.

Huang: oops, oops, you asked you to kowtow to you on the New Year's Day. You

Zhao: Brother, why did you really stumble?

Huang: oops

Zhao: Can I make you kowtow?

Huang: oops

Zhao: I have to pay my respects as soon as you kowtow. We have rules. This thing

then my credit card

Zhao: Take it well

Huang: Take it up

Zhao: Take it up

Huang: Take it in your pocket

Zhao: Take it in your pocket

Huang: You are welcome. This rice can't be sold without money.

Huang: Oh, no, you want money so much. Why are you holding a wallet and sending it back?

Zhao: Isn't it that you don't know how to pick up money?

Huang: I wish you didn't know how to do it.

Huang: If you have money in your pocket, you can send it to our mother.

Zhao: That's not what you mean. I know you have money. A table full of delicacies and delicacies can be used without moving a chopstick, brother. The banker earns every grain, and the money is earned by every cent. Don't forget that we were all born in 63 years. When we are born, we will know how to struggle hard. After we come out, we will dare to learn from Lei Feng's incompetence. No matter how good our days are, we will save. Food is the life of an old man.

(Two mobile phones ring at the same time)

Huang: Hello

Zhao: Hello

Huang: What

Zhao: Ah

Huang: Who is my mother

Zhao: Whose son am I

Huang: Impossible

Zhao: Zhao. She is my mother

Zhao: I'm her son

Huang: There is no mistake

Zhao: Really