it's becoming fashionable to pick up girls. It seems that it is natural for men to pick up girls, but it is not normal not to pick up girls-either the position is too low, too bad, and they can't or won't pick up girls; Either you are "sick" and need to tonify the kidney or go to the hospital.
after observing and analyzing the phenomenon of picking up girls, it is found that there are actually three grades of picking up girls. There are three basic conditions for picking up girls, which must be met at the same time before picking up girls: first, you have the desire or need to pick up girls; Second, there are girls who are likely to be soaked (girls are willing to be soaked or may be soaked); Third, you can pick up girls (you are qualified to pick up girls and master the skills of picking up girls).
according to the different objects of picking up girls, we can judge the level and realm of men's picking up girls, and there are roughly five realms.
the first type is miss pao, which is the lowest level. Miss's occupation is "escort", doing some flesh business and earning a living. Now people's ideas are more open, there are many employees, and the market competition is fierce; In addition, the macroeconomic situation is still sluggish, domestic demand is insufficient, the market is weak, and business is not good. Therefore, under the pressure of unemployment and depression, ladies are eager for someone to go clubbing, not only to come as soon as they get clubbed, but also to attract customers and try to get clubbed when they meet men who don't get clubbed, just like the promotion of merchants now. Therefore, it's just a kind of consumption, so long as you have money, you don't need much skill, let alone charm. Just like taking a bus and a taxi, you can pay for it. Therefore, miss bubble does not represent the level.
the second kind is to pick up chicks, girls in their teens and twenties, which is a little higher. But it's not difficult. Nowadays, new human beings, new human beings, have completely emancipated their minds. First, after watching Titanic, they are full of desires and dreams, and then after watching Shanghai Baby, all is forgiven is aggressive-whatever * * *, I just want to be happy! Although the appearance is beautiful, but the heart is empty, there is not much thought, like willow catkins, light, weightless, floating in the wind, living in romantic fantasies all day (isn't it often reported in the newspaper that female college students and graduate students are trafficked? ! )。 If you meet a packaged "handsome guy", "cool brother", or "talented person" or "mature man", it is inevitable that you can't hold it; Waiting for the vain chick to meet a "successful man" who looks rich, it is even more "sandy radish, coming around."
Therefore, the conditions for hitting on young girls are not harsh, and the techniques are not profound. We just need to make some efforts in appearance, temperament and status. In terms of appearance, pretend to be "handsome" if you are not too bad, and pretend to be "cool" if you can't pretend to be "handsome" because of congenital deficiency. In terms of temperament, there are many options to choose from. For example, packaging as a gifted scholar seems to be full of talent, and he knows some poems, novels, dramas, music aphorisms and aphorisms from ancient and modern times and at home and abroad, and throws them out from time to time to scare people; Or pretend to be deep, make a weather-beaten and hurt appearance, and defraud sympathy-this is an intermediate hand muscle that uses the maternal instinct of women's subconscious to protect the weak; Or pretend to be a "mature man" with insight and understanding. In terms of status, it is packaged as a "successful man" with a successful career (usually marked by a suit and tie, a car and a house). As long as one of these three rules is accounted for, it is not difficult to pick up girls; Take two, and it is handy to pick up girls; If you have all three, you will hardly miss. Old cows eat young grass, which is basically the result of these techniques.
"The Poetry" doesn't say anything, "If a woman is in love with spring, she will be lured by a scholar". Strike while the iron is hot, which is the key to success.
the third type is to pick up old girls, that is, divorced single ladies, usually between 31 and 45 years old (no matter how old they are, they can't be called girls, and no one will be interested). It's not difficult either. Generally, you can get old girls and money. Supposedly, women of this age have some experience and some knowledge of the world, so they are not so easily soaked. However, the current social reality is very cruel. "Divorced men are a treasure, and divorced women are like grass." The ratio of men to women in this age group is seriously out of balance, and the supply of women in the marriage market is seriously exceeding demand, so women have to jump off a building and cut prices at a loss. No matter how good a woman is, she should get at least a 51% discount or even a 11% discount after divorce. After all, the sales of Second-Handed are not very good. What's more, after suffering from trauma, this kind of woman has experienced the great pressure of living alone, hoping to have another shelter from the wind and rain. The long-term loneliness has brought them to the level of "dumping the basket" as mentioned in the Book of Songs, which belongs to the dangerous zone of "no fireworks" in automobile gas stations. As long as a little spark, it must be a fire. Therefore, it is not difficult to pick up this old girl, even easier than picking up a chick. Just put up the sign "I want to have a home" and then modify the trick of picking up a chick.
the fourth kind is hitting on other people's wives. This kind of difficulty is greater, and the success rate is lower than the above three kinds. The key is to remember the saying "flies don't bite eggs that haven't been sewn". For a woman who is taken by a famous flower, although it is inevitable that she sometimes has some fantasies or even wildness in her heart, she is calm at critical times, especially when she wants to take action. "it' s not easy to work hard; It is very appropriate to use it on these women. If the husband is excellent, the children are clever and clever, the family is harmonious and happy, the husband and wife love each other, and the wife has no dissatisfaction with her husband, it is an egg that has not been stitched. Don't waste your expression while it is early. There are usually three situations that can be taken advantage of: First, a woman is excellent, but her husband is not. "A tall woman and a short husband" don't match. Outsiders talk a lot about this, and women are not comfortable, but they just say they don't care; Second, the husband is dull and numb, does not understand the amorous feelings, does not know how to cherish the fragrance and pity the jade, and makes his wife feel lost, empty and lonely; Third, the husband is philandering, having an affair, and the wife wants revenge (at first, she may only be subconsciously revenged, and even she doesn't realize it)-in a word, there is a rift in her feelings, and her wife is dissatisfied with her husband and becomes a cracked egg, so she can take advantage of it.
The basic formula and practical skills of hitting on this kind of woman are:
The first trick, proud as a peacock, is to look for opportunities to express yourself and let the other person see that he is a very special, individual and tasteful man, so as to attract the attention of the other person.
The second trick for weasels to pay New Year's greetings is to look for opportunities to get close to each other, show concern, appreciation and affection, and make them feel that you are kind to her, trustworthy and at least a friend to associate with.
the third trick: create some opportunities for private communication, seek some similarities between the two sides, such as experience, interests, hobbies, values, etc., and take the opportunity to show their knowledge, talent and wisdom, paying attention to humor. Of course, it is essential to have a proper respect, care and consideration for women (the degree should be just right, so that the other side feels "humorous" It's too light for the other party to feel, and it doesn't work. Remember the old saying "Too much is too late" and grasp the temperature), so that the other party feels that you are really their bosom friend, and they feel that they have met each other for a long time, so they are always willing to contact you (especially alone) until "I don't see you for a day, like Sanqiu Xi".
the fourth trick is to play hard to get: the fish is about to take the bait, but you can't hurry. You must learn to fish and play hard to get. You can make an excuse to cancel some appointments, don't answer the phone, don't answer the page; After the meeting, I changed my usual image of gushing, eloquent, witty and lotus-tongued, and became silent and unhappy. I don't often look thoughtful and thoughtful: my words are hesitant, my eyes are vacillating, my expression is ambiguous and changeable, and the other person can't help asking you-what's wrong with you? At this time, you can enter the next link-
The fifth trick is to get straight to the point: under the constant questioning of the other party, you can get to the point and start to confess. First of all, you must act very hesitant (for example, keep smoking and drink hard-it is best to drink beer. Generally, men will not be really drunk if they drink four or five bottles of alcohol. Don't drink too much white wine, otherwise things will be messed up)-because this script is a story about the struggle between reason and emotion. At this stage, the plot is that emotion overcomes reason, and the dam of reason will soon be ruined. Then, I finally made up my mind to get it off my chest, and the flood of feelings burst its banks, and I felt at ease to "do things I shouldn't do and love people I shouldn't love"; It can be said that how much you love each other is almost hopeless. At this time, the words should be exaggerated, passionate, poetic and talented to impress each other. The higher the temperature, the better. At least, it is necessary to "burn people". It is best to look through reference books such as love letters in advance. Fortunately, there are many such books now. Stealing the lyrics of two popular songs has a good effect, for example, "I blame you for being too beautiful" and "I'm not careless, but the truth is irresistible"; It would be better to know a little foreign language, with a wider choice and more taste. You can sing (if you can't sing, just order a song! )“Oh,can’tyouseeit,baby,you’vegotmegoincrazy! "or" you're retheonlyon whoreallyknowmeatal! "and" everyday gido, I do it for you! " ..... If you can play creatively, the effect will definitely be better.
the sixth trick lays the groundwork: after confession, the other party may be moved, but nine times out of ten it is difficult to make up your mind so quickly. At this time, it is necessary to remember to do another job, that is, to perform a self-confession: 1. Tell your own misfortune to gain sympathy (such as how bumpy your experience is and how much you need care; Or how his wife is not a thing, doesn't understand feelings, and family life is boring ... How effective is it, anyway, your wife can't be there to refute it, and she can't do an investigation), "I am like a tired leaf, swaying to your high arms" (how many women have the heart to refuse! )； 2. Express once again that I really fell in love: I know that this feeling for her is very dangerous, and there will be no result. However, after falling in love, I can't extricate myself and lose my mind-"I didn't mean to, but I just can't change myself" (this is to prove that I really "love" her very much by reducing to absurdity, hehe! 3. Prove your kindness: show that you really don't want to destroy her family and happiness, but if you lose her, you can't survive in this life, because the decades before you met her were just in vain! ("The nearest you are my deepest pain!" )-The function of this move has two aspects. One is to skillfully prove that you really love her, at least this feeling is sincere and fierce, so as to promote the other party to "make up her mind and not be afraid of sacrifice" (note: it is to let her "not be afraid of sacrifice", don't make a mistake! ! ! )； The second is to lay the groundwork for future chicken out and irresponsibility (didn't you say that you know this relationship has no result and you don't want to destroy other people's families? ! ), but also can put the fault on the other side in advance. If the future outcome is a tragedy (nine times out of ten), then "willing to gamble and admit defeat": don't complain about the sky, don't complain about the land, and meet again in the afterlife; I don't blame you, let alone me, "It's all the moon's fault"!
the seventh trick is like a duck to water: after six tricks, you can basically get it. If you can't get it for the time being, you can use the fourth, fifth and sixth tricks repeatedly until you get it. What you have to do after you get it done is what a man can do, so don't say much. Everything is difficult at the beginning, where there is one, there are two, where there are two, there are three, and so on.
the eighth trick is to ride a donkey and find a horse: the sugarcane is almost chewed and has no taste, so it's time to find the next target and find another lover, and then repeat the first to seventh tricks.
the ninth trick is to get away with it: it's the most difficult, but you must quit successfully by hook or by crook, otherwise, picking up girls and becoming husbands, just like speculating in stocks as shareholders, is a trap and a failure. When we break up, we might as well give a farewell speech "As long as we once had it, it's enough for me" (she thinks it's her business not to have enough, but you have enough anyway! ), another blessing of "as long as you live better than me"-remember, be generous and don't be stingy, it's just a word anyway, and you don't need money!
The above nine moves can be mastered comprehensively and used flexibly, and they are as powerful as the nine swords of the lonely valley. Nine swords alone, no enemy in the world; Pick up girls, nine strokes and one out, when there is no lady in the world! ! !
the fifth level of hitting on girls is hitting on your own wife. This is the highest state of picking up girls. I'm afraid that only less than 1% of men in the world can reach this state. There are three reasons. First, I don't realize that my wife needs to soak. Second, I don't know the fun of soaking up my wife. Third, I don't know how to soak up my wife. Therefore, many people spend their thoughts on picking up girls, picking up chicks, picking up old girls or picking up other people's wives, but their wives don't pick up girls. It's really sad!
Since God created Adam and Eve, men and women have been the protagonists of this world. Women have high demands on men, and men have higher demands on women. To sum up, it is nothing more than the needs of life, psychology and physiology. Therefore, women want three men: the first is a husband, the second is a confidant, and the third is a lover; Men want their wives to be "like a lady in the living room, a working woman in the kitchen and a prostitute in the bedroom". It seems that husbands (wives), confidants and lovers are men's and women's requirements for the opposite sex, which meet people's life, psychological and physiological needs respectively, and people have the same heart and the same reason-it's only natural and natural! ! !
if you understand this truth, you don't need to say more about why your wife needs to soak. Just remind me that if you don't soak your wife, maybe someone will help you soak, and it will be uncomfortable to get an environmentally friendly hat to wear. To have fun with your wife, you need to talk about it roughly. If the position is high enough, it will benefit you forever if you make your wife a perfect trinity of "wife+confidante+lover". A man who has become his wife's "husband+confidant+lover" is intoxicating to think of it. It is said that a woman is a book and should be able to read it; In fact, a woman should not only be able to read this book, but also be able to write it, so that she is a truly excellent man.
There are many tricks to pick up your wife, and you can use them to pick up a young lady, a young girl, an old girl or someone else's wife. Tricks are secondary, and the key point is to have three hearts: one is love, the other is concentration, and the third is perseverance. As long as you have these three hearts, you can be invincible in hitting on your wife, and everyone can become a master at hitting on your wife!
It is more powerful to make love to one's wife than to make love to another's wife. It's no exaggeration to say that making love to your wife can make the world have no complaints! ! !
The most powerful and last move of the treasure of the Beggars' Guild is "Beating the Dog Stick", which is called "There is no dog in the world". If all men in the world use their hearts to pick up their wives, then no one may want to pick up girls-ladies, chicks, old girls and other people's wives, and there are no girls to pick up. That is really "there are no girls in the world"! Ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! ! !
Conclusion:-Picking up girls.