Slowly find it! I'm not sure if you're going to be able to get it right, but I'm sure you'll be able to.

1232 Please touch your little red face first, and then touch your little belly! Good! This pig raising knowledge lecture ends here, see you tomorrow! Humor

1214 Honestly are you secretly thinking of me? Are you really secretly thinking about me? If you really miss me you should tell me! I'm not going to stop you from thinking about me, let's be reasonable, I miss you too! Humor

844 Two drunken men were walking on the railroad tracks, and one complained, "This stairway never ends." The other grunted and said, "I don't know what to do. The other grunted and said, "It's still got such a bottomed out handrail." Humor

843 The so-called "finger for marriage" is - pointing to the girlfriend's stomach to say to Mom and Dad: "Mom, Dad, we are going to get married" Humor

843 The so-called "finger for marriage" is - pointing to the girlfriend's stomach to say to Mom and Dad: "Mom, Dad, we are going to get married. p>

842 A wife searches her husband thoroughly every day to see if she can find a single hair of a woman. One day she searched for half a day and found nothing, but still reprimanded: Now you even want a nun! Humor Funny

841 I did not expect that my too big will be unfaithful to me. Last night she didn't come home, asked her where she went, she told me that she was with her sister all night, but last night it was me who was with her sister. Humor funny

839 Sense of today's shoddy advertising, Professor Huang lamented: think of when I engaged in an advertisement, catchy, women and children know - leap into the brand menstrual belt, the more you wear the more menstrual wear. Humor

838 A Japanese man named his children before they were born: the boy was called Chao San Twilight Shirou, and the girl was called Unmarried first son. Humor

837 A woman went to the army to visit relatives, in filling out the registration form, do not know "relationship" for what, so fill in the "three times a week", the duty soldier pointed out that it is a mistake, and had no choice but to fill in the "seven times a week! "The first time I saw this, it was a very good thing that I was there. Humor

834 Male: I want to tell you all my past infidelity. Woman: Three days ago, you have not told me all? M: But that was three days ago. Humor

831 Since ancient times, there are no women on the Internet, the remaining flowers and willows in rows. The first time I saw a pair of lovebirds, it was a pair of pheasants with a wolf. Humor

830 A viewer met a famous female TV announcer and was overjoyed, saying: usually I can only see the upper half of your body, but today I can finally see the lower half of your body! Humor

829 A husband accidentally left his handprints on a freshly painted wall when he turned on the light. The next day, the wife called the painter: I want you to see where my husband touched last night. Painter fainted ...... Humor Funny

826 I am a kind man, from a faraway village, want to live in luxury, planting afraid of dirty pants, no bottom to run a factory, drug trafficking has no guts, begging afraid of losing face, only to go to be a duck! Humor funny

824 husband home, open the closet, a naked man with a briefcase standing inside. Husband: What are you doing here? Man trembling: If I said I was waiting for the bus, would you believe me?

Wishing you a day as smart as a mouse, as strong as an ox, as bold as a tiger, as cute as a rabbit, as confident as a dragon, as vicious as a snake, as romantic as a horse, as gentle as a goat, as naughty as a monkey, as beautiful as a chicken, as faithful as a dog, and as fat as a pig! You're a Compulsion Expert

828 Comrade, I'm really sorry, you just came to me and said you wanted to buy two of the most yellowest and most pornographic films, but I was careless and gave you two discs for children to learn English, so please come to our store quickly to return them. 整蛊专家

827 The white clouds in the sky slowly drifted by, the brook in the valley gurgled by, the beloved girl hurriedly walked by, and the pieces of His Excellency's pants fell ...... off Your ass is on fire 整蛊专家

825 Kid, play with me! When I came out to play, your ass was still liquid! The Compounders

816 I wish you: blessings like an old bastard in the East China Sea, and longevity like a big stone in the South China Sea.

814 You're kind - you're fickle and you don't have a conscience! You're a genius - you're a born fool! You're cute - poor and unloved! Compulsion Expert

813 Do you think you're going to be able to suck up all the fart smell every time you fart and then suck it in low and hard? The Compulsion Expert

806 Congratulations, the text message you just received will go down in the history of world communications as the first text message paid for by the receiver, at a price of 10,000 RMB! Compulsion Expert

805 Emergency Order: You have no money, no talent, no appearance, and have been classified as a three-less person, you must leave the city within 24 hours of receiving the order, or you will be severely punished! The Expert

804 You have an angelic face, a devilish body, and even your farting posture is so flawless. But in public, can you control the tempo? The expert in trickery

803 Warning: your bathroom was installed with a pinhole camera three months ago, the VCD will be mailed to you by special delivery in three days, please check it out! Wholehearted Expert

802 Dear user, Hello, your cell phone will be deactivated at 00:00 tomorrow! If you have to ask why, with your IQ, it's hard for us to explain it to you! The Compounding Expert

801 A pig was running forward desperately, suddenly a wall appeared in front of it, instead of going around it, it crashed into it head on, why? Why? It's simple, it doesn't know how to make a sharp turn! Compulsion expert

800 There is a little pig is amazing, every day to sleep until ten o'clock, meals five bowls to see the bottom, the weight of no one dares to compare, to ask where the little pig? I'm looking at the short message. The whole expert

799 The world's pigs died overnight (playing a song title) ...... "At least there is you" yah!

Thanks to the white clouds for accompanying the sky, thanks to the sky for accompanying the earth, thanks to the earth for giving birth to living beings, thanks to the living beings for embellishing the world, thanks to the world, because there is you in the world: my favorite person! Sweet words

1417 Love also has old age, sickness and death, but I wish that my true love can make our love forever young, but I wish that my tenderness can make the disease of our love healed, so that our love will live forever. Sweet words

1411 I love to hold your small delicate hands, I love to embrace your soft body, I love your glowing eyes when you are naughty, I love your slightly curved lips when you are pampered, and I also have that brutal expression when you are unreasonable. Sweet words

1408 You are a lamp that illuminates my life; you are a cup of tea that soothes my tired nerves; you are a tree that shades the scorching sun above my head; you are a love that accompanies me throughout my life. Sweet words

1406 I so want to write your name on the cigarette, inhale y into the lungs, the closest place to the heart, so that you really feel my heart only you, my heart beats only for you. Sweet words

1403 If you have smelled the fragrance of the flowers is strong, do not ask me for whom the flowers are red, love has known the weight of knowledge, drunkenness knows the wine is thick, flowers blossom and thank you ultimately empty, the fate does not stay, like the spring breeze to come and go, a woman like a flower like a dream. Love you in every second between breaths. Sweet words

1387 When love can't be perfect, I'd rather choose to have no regrets; no matter how beautiful the next life is, I don't want to lose the memory of you in this life. I don't ask for the beauty of the sky, I just want to have you in my life's reincarnation! Sweet words

1386 Can you capture the traces of geese passing by in the sky, can you hear the sound of flowers blooming on the ground? You can read all the oaths of the world, can you hear me say the most common three words to you - I love you Sweet words

1382 To meet you is the fate of this life, to fall in love with you is the fate of this life, to be with you is the fate of this life, to be with you is the fate of this life. Sweet words

1380 If a love needs to be guarded for a lifetime; a promise needs to be borne for a lifetime, I am willing to spend the rest of my life to love you, and then carve it on my tablet until forever. Water says: I flow all day long because I want to embrace you all the time! Sweet words

1370 Love + love = two loves; love - love = selfless love; love x love = infinite love; love ÷ love = the only love Sweet words

1369 Every boy was once a devil in hell, and when he met the girl he liked, he was moved - and became mortal. -and thus becomes mortal. So the girl must not fail the boy or the boy will go back to that dreadful hell! Sweet words

1368 Once a stranger does not mean eternal, inadvertently, some kind of tacit understanding of the feeling of the continuation of the friendship between you and me, lonely journey, every day to receive your ardent care and sincere blessings, I'm grateful: the red dust have you to walk with

Massage there are two kinds of: sensual enjoyment and sexual life enjoyment. It is important to know the subtle but important differences. One kind will cause a partner to relax and fall asleep quickly. The other will ...... Lover's Flirtation

1410 Chinese Zodiac: I wish you to be smart like a rat, strong like an ox, bold like a tiger, cute like a rabbit, confident like a dragon, charming like a snake, romantic like a horse, docile like a goat, naughty like a monkey, beautiful like a chicken, loyal like a dog, and long like a pig :) Lover's Flirtation

1402 I am afraid of getting electrocuted when I see you; I need to recharge my battery when I don't see you. I need to recharge my batteries; if I don't have you, I'll be de-energized. Loving you is my profession, thinking about you is my business, hugging you is my specialty, kissing you is my profession! Lover's Flirtation

1401 Weather Forecast: a little bit of thinking about you from tonight to tomorrow morning, expected to turn to constant thinking about you in the afternoon, affected by this low mood, will turn to big to stormy thinking in the evening, the mood is lowered by five degrees, and it is expected that this type of weather will continue until I see you. Lover flirting

1400 Allow me to build a beautiful cottage in your heart, never pay attention to others say it is illegal. Lover's Flirtation

1394 You you you little goblin, causing me to be poisoned by your love but delaying to give me the antidote! Little badass! Oh! I'm about to die! Save me! The solution is simple: give me your love! Lover's Flirtation

1392 One blink of your eyes and I die, another blink of your eyes and I come to life, your eyes keep blinking back and forth, so I die and live! Lover Flirting

1385 Tell you what: with you, you are everything! Without you by my side, everything is you Lover's Flirtation

1379 If I were a judge, I would sentence you to life imprisonment, incarceration in, my heart, and no bail. Lover Flirting

1378 Forgive me for telling your cell phone number to a stranger, whose name is Cupid, and said to tell you for me, that my heart loves you, my heart cares for you, and my heart waits for you. Lover Flirting

1376 Want a rose? I'm not going to give them to you! Want chocolate? I'm going to pester you to death! I'm not going to give you a kiss, I'm not going to give you a kiss. I'll pester you to death! Oh, honey, don't be mad, I was just trying to tease you! Lover's Flirtation

1375 Which will be the outcome for you and me? One, we'll be together, two, we'll grow old together, three, we'll last forever, four, all of the above answers are correct. Please text back quickly to confirm. Lover's Flirt

780 I don't think we're really suited to be lovers ...... Are you willing to be my wife? ...... Lover's Flirt

757 I overheard you telling God that you're not married to me, so I don't want you to betray God, right? ...... lover flirting

777 I'm dying from my mom reading to me ...... I'd rather marry you than die from her reading to me ...... please help me ...... Lover's Flirtation

770 Love is like tonsils, it gets inflamed in the spring

Remember my name and phone number, call when you're lonely - I'm willing to watch over you for the rest of your life. True Confession

1421 Having met many others over the years, I have come to the conclusion that you are the only one I love the most and would like to make you happy for the rest of my life True Confession

1418 Liking is a faint love, love is a deep liking. Darling, you are the one who makes me like you y! True Confession

1413 Lovely you have stolen my love, stolen my heart. I decided to take you to court, what should I sentence you for? After the judge went through all the records and cases, the jury was unanimous: you are sentenced to be with me for life! True Confessions

1412 Romance is a cloud that is allowed to flow in style, while reality is a piece of land that carries life. Both are necessary, especially to stand up to the reality. True Confessions

1409 Chances are you'll forget your ID number, your e-mail address, or your anniversary. However, my phone number is one I hope you never forget. True Confession

1404 What I want to hear most is your laughter, what I want to see most is your happiness, may happiness always be with you, this is my most sincere blessing! True Confession

1397 I want to ask for directions: please tell me how to get to your heart? And in my case, you are the biggest miracle. The most important thing to remember is that you have to be able to get the most out of your life, and you have to be able to get the most out of your life! True Confession I can't even think of you; I can't wear clothes without modeling; I can't have any feelings with anyone; I can't go anywhere without being welcomed; I can't think of any problems to catch up with Lenin; I can't stop my heart even if it's not doing anything! Oh, dearly beloved, come to me! The moon is not always full and the flowers fall easily. Deep Thoughts

1390 A long night, listening to the traffic in the city, a wandering and lonely heart is thinking of you, I don't know if you in a faraway place understands that you will always be my favorite! You must wait for me to come back! The flowers without you are not colorful! The food without you does not smell good! The most important thing to remember is that you are the one who has to pay for the money you spend on the house! My dear, I really want to be with you all the time! I miss you y

751 Don't ask me where I am, don't worry that I will forget you, when you think of me, I am also thinking of you! Deep Thoughts

574 Dear, please don't blame me for being too annoying, I just care about you too much, please don't give me silent protests, hurry up and give me messages because I miss you so much right now. Thinking y

537 Thinking of you thinking of you thinking of you so much, writing your name in a glass of water, drinking water and kissing you every day. I miss you so much that I write your name in my underwear and protect you every day. I miss you so much

528 The sky is long and the earth is long, and this love has no expiration date! I'm waiting for you to come back. I miss you y

491 I miss you so much over here, do you miss me? Did you get my text, please call me back ok! Deep Thoughts

484 Loving you is a sin, but even more of a blessing. I want to forget you, but every time I think about it, I can't let go of the good part of the heart-breaking attachment. Deep thoughts

406 Think of you to the depths, read you to the mellow ...... my love, do you know? For me, your smile is the most important! Thinking y

405 My mind is in a haze as I think back to the days we spent together. Your energetic body is always accompanied by the moonlight into my dreams, so I can not stop worrying.

1373 The Buddha said that five hundred years look back, the achievement of a shoulder rub, perhaps you are I twisted acid head accidentally bumped into, willing to talk to me when you send me a message! True confessions

1372 If there is an afterlife, let us be a pair of tiny mice. Stupidly in love with each other, dull life, clumsy snuggling, silly together. Even if the snow closes the mountains, you can still nestle in the haystack tightly hugging and biting your ear ...... True Confessions

1371 Prefer not to tell you that I like you! I'm so sleepy, I'm going to go to bed with your name on my lips, and you should rest too. I'll tell you I like you when I wake up, okay? True Confessions

1229 To know each other is the beginning of fate, to know each other is the continuation of fate, and to keep each other is fate. It is fate that brings us together! I hope we can go on and on, from karma to karmic continuity, from karmic continuity to karmic determination ...... Parents: What's it to you? My son is here to learn, not sent for you to smell, he is not mint!

52 Angler: Do you have fresh fish? I want to buy a few. The company's website is a great source of information about the company's products and services, and the company's website is a great source of information about the company's products and services. Angler: Oh, forget it! I can't go home and tell my wife that I caught a piece of shark.

53 You are very creative looking, it is your courage to live, ugly is not your intention, it's just that God has lost a little temper, you have to be brave to live, if there is no more you, who will set the world beautiful

54 I entrusted a mosquito to find you, so that it can tell you that I miss you very much, and ask it to kiss you for me, it will tell you how much I miss you!

55 Warning. Your cell phone's battery is about to detonate due to hacking into the signaling system. Please remove the cell phone battery immediately and throw it five meters away. Cut.

56 A man rode his bike down the street, crossed an intersection, and threw his handlebars forward. Traffic police saw, exclaimed: "palm, palm," someone waved his hand happily and replied: "comrades hard work!"

57 Recently, I always think of you, I know this is not good, but do not tell you the words in my heart, I will regret for the rest of my life! I will not force you, if it is really difficult, my five dollars don't pay back.

58 In the morning, I miss you so much that I can't eat. In the afternoon, I miss you so much that I can't eat. In the afternoon, I miss you so much that I can't eat. At night, I can't sleep because I'm so hungry.

59 Husband is always early to go to the appointment before marriage, after marriage is always late to go home, before marriage, you say ten sentences top a sentence, after marriage, you say a sentence top ten of that person.

60 The patient into the dentist's office, that began to pay out. Dentist: "You do not have to pay in advance. Patient "I'm trying to figure out how much money I have in my pocket before you give me anesthesia!"

61 Sending you a message to wish you a good night's sleep, but I don't think you'll see it right away, because pigs are usually asleep by now!

62 Wife: you let me towards the east I dare not face the west, you let me climb the stool I dare not climb the ladder, you let me eat dry I dare not thirst thin, you let me wipe the sweat I will never dare to wipe the snot!

63 The beauty of a turn back, electric death of a cow; the beauty of a turn back, the man nosebleed outward; the beauty of a turn back, Jordan played basketball; the beauty of a turn back, Bush resigned to sell balloons.

64 A teacher said to a group of students who often failed: "We used to teach, but now we are teaching pigs!" A classmate returned: "You're just a pig farmer!

65 The daytime thinking about you at night want you to eat and read you sleep dreaming about you, the day does not become a line at night difficult to sleep, doubly tormented, a thousand words into one sentence: when can I get you ... 5 million awards!

66 In the elevator, Xiaoming let out a very loud fart, Xiaomao pinched his nose with one hand and pointed to a sign on the elevator door and said, "Don't you see that it says 'careful and gentle release'?"

67 If you are a star, you will be chased, if you are a comet, you will be waited for, and if you are a shooting star, you will be ignored.

68 "Judge, I am adamant about getting a divorce, I don't **** with my wife in the same language." "It doesn't matter, you can get an interpreter together."

69 You're a little bit spiritual, I'm a little bit silly; you're a little bit beautiful, I'm a little bit earthy; you're a little bit fragrant, I'm a little bit smoky; if you're angry, I won't lose my temper.

70 A married woman is a salted fish, a divorced woman is a squid, an unmarried woman is a fresh fish, and a celibate woman is a turtle.

71 Do you know? How much I miss you. And do you know? How much I love you. You don't even know? How much I want to be by your side to be with you and love you...sorry...wrong pass!

72 Mike likes to drive fast, and once he got into an accident, he woke up from his coma moaning, "What is this place?" "103." Someone replies. Mike: "Ward or jail?"

73 According to a survey of 100 people between the ages of 15 and 35, 65 of them are working hard, 20 are unemployed, 14 are looking for work, and the remaining dumbass is staring at his cell phone.

74 Dear users, your cell phone can now be upgraded to the network, after the completion of the phone will be able to display the dynamic message, please press 5487, then press the call button, after the connection, please say: I want to upgrade!

75 The teacher: students, if you are a teacher, what is the most important thing you want to say to your students? Students silently walked up to the podium, said thoughtfully: students, class!

76 Someone said you are a stupid donkey, I seriously criticized him: it is not like that! You can't say that people are what they look like!

77 The teacher asked the class president to check: students wearing undershirts and shorts are not allowed to enter the classroom. The teacher said, "They don't want to take off their clothes for me to see!"

78 I miss you! I think about you during the day and at night! Sitting on the toilet still thinking! I miss you! I miss you! I just can't remember who you are! ...... call me back to tell me who you are?

79 The first day of kindergarten class, the teacher poured a basket of blocks on the table, let the children free play. I saw Ding Ding put the blocks in front of him in a horizontal row, pushed forward "I'm with it!"

80 A thief was caught by the police on his second visit to the store. The policeman asked, "Don't you know you're going to get caught?" The thief shook his head and said, "I saw that it said 'You're welcome to come back'!"

81 The biggest problem with women is that they always don't treat men as human beings, and they always think that it is deserved for women to let men suffer, and men deserve to die if they let women suffer.

82 Attention, this is a "virus message"! But don't worry, receiving this message won't cause much damage to you, it will only make you delete all the information stored in your cell phone.

83 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, seven piglets in the belly, missing a people anxious! It turns out that the piglet is too naughty, quietly hiding in the corner, is using its little pig hooves, open the phone to see the information!

84 Think of you when you are in pain and sadness, when you are lonely and isolated, when you are joyful and blessed and still... My dear you! "Old white dry!"

85 I love you my dear, and if you don't believe me, I'll bet the only dime I have left in my pocket against anyone.

86 Said there was a dog that mimicked people, I ran to see it, but I didn't believe what I saw: it actually did look like a human holding a cell phone and reading a text message!

87 The heart that loves you never regrets, the love that misses you never retreats, I can't sleep thinking about you, I can't learn to forget you, a little piggy is intoxicated with his cell phone!

88 The old Li traveled out of town, lost, went over and touched the head of a child playing on the side of the road and asked: children, what is this place ah? The child said: This is my head ah.

89 I'm happy because you're happy, I'm happy because you're happy, I'm sad because you're thin, I'm smiling because you're strong, haha, I'm rich because I sold you - pig!

90 This is a well-designed text message, will your phone upside down to see, will appreciate the wonderful pattern .................. ...... Is it fun to turn your phone upside down?

91 Do not drink too much in the morning, you still have to work in the morning; Do not get drunk at noon, you still have to have a meeting in the afternoon; Do not drink down at night, you will go home and your wife will be noisy!

92 Street vendors selling pants, suddenly saw the business tax, and hastily began to collect pants. Taxation urgently called: peddlers, - see me you still dare to play cool!

93 girlfriend called me: "Hey! You come over quickly, no one at home." I rushed over to the house, and there was no one at home.

94 Customer: "After repairing this TV, why is the picture always shaking?" Repair person: "Then you are an amateur, that's the movie taken during the earthquake."

95 We received a crippling short message from your cell phone, it may be that your cell phone is aging, we recommend buying a new one.

96 Older brother, I heard that the boss is going to put you in charge of up and down, can't believe it, congratulations on the promotion! Very, very much to congratulate you, after I inquired about the original is to let you manage the elevator!

97 A supervising teacher stared straight at a student in the dice, the strange thing is that the student rolled the same question several times, then asked the student why? The student replied helplessly: "difficult to not have to check the math?"

98 The scenery of the examination room, thousands of miles of paper floating, thousands of miles of eyes glancing, looking inside and outside the classroom, the scenery is very good, talking to each other, each other gestures, want to test with the examiner than the high, need to look at the test paper in the next day, the results of the mutual happiness and congratulation.

99 A man lost eight bicycles, the ninth on the seven locks, and left a note: see how you steal! Then he found an extra lock on the bike, with a note: See how you ride!

100 You're in our sights, don't move! Hands in the air! Throw your cell phone away, walk forward, don't look left or right, or suffer the consequences!

I don't know what to do with you, I can't avoid the eyes of love, I know your heart, desperately running, but you are closely followed. I cried: Whose dog has no one to take care of? Humor Funny 5 Send

509 Who are you I accidentally lost my phone records I guess you are Sheng Jinbin is not it or Ai Baiwu, right, or Qin Shou, always will not be Meiren Xing? If none of them are, then I conclude that you are Bian Tai! Humor Funny 9 Send

508 In our friendship journey sometimes you can't see me beside you, not I forget you more than let you walk alone, is that I choose to walk behind you, when you accidentally fall down when I run up ...... Stomp two feet! Humor and Funny 2 Send

507 Thinking about you is a joy, seeing you is a joy, loving you is something I will always do, keeping you in my heart is something I always do! But...lying to you, is something that just happened to me :) humorous and funny 4 Sent

06 The clear river flows with love, the flowers of friendship are accompanied by green branches, to whom the bright future is told, I send the message to the idiot! You're not good at first glance, but at a closer look you're not as good as you are at first glance. Humor Funny 0 Send

05 I can love myself well without you! You can slowly torture yourself without me! Humor 0 Send

504 If you turn around and scare a cow to death, if you turn around and knock down a building, if you turn around and the boy on the street jumps off a building, if you turn around and the iron tree blossoms, the water flows backwards. Humor 2 Send

404 Naked perspective: art in the studio, love in the cave, science on the operating table, heart in the cradle, hooligans in the willow alley, and nature. Humor Funny 3 Send

403 A professor told his students: the ancient word Lu means kissing, mouth to mouth, very graphic. At this time a student asked: what about the word ware What are four people and a dog doing Humor Funny 5 Send

402 I am determined to do three big things for the people of the country: first, to repair the elevator for Mount Everest; second, to put tiles on the Great Wall; and third, to put reverse gear on the airplane. To do three small things: first, to give flies gloves; second, to give mosquitoes masks; third, to feed you some pig feed.