Reckless person

In the Three Kingdoms of the Later Han Dynasty, there was a foolish man. Since Taoyuan Sanjieyi, my uncle's surname is Liu Mingbei and he lives in Dashulou Sang. The second brother is Guan Mingyu, who lives in Xie Liang County, Zhou Pu, Shaanxi Province. The third brother is surnamed Zhang and lives in Fanyang County, Zhuozhou. The fourth brother, surnamed Zhao Ming Yun Zilong, lived in Changshan County, the calm government, and was called the ever-victorious general. Because of a fierce battle in front of Changbanpo. Zhaoyun broke into Cao Ying alone. Cut two strokes and took three strokes. If the horse falls into the pit, it is a waste of life. On the top of the mountain, Cao Mengde saw a young man dressed in white, wearing a white helmet and a white flag, riding a white dragon and holding a bright silver gun. He is really a brave general. I think, if I accept this general, why worry that I can't achieve great things, and there will be love in my heart. Xu Shu secretly protects Zhao Yun, and Xu Shu enters Cao Ying without saying a word. Seeing General Zhao's horse fall into the pit today, I miss my life and respect the Prime Minister. Do you have any intention of loving him? Cao Cao said, exactly. Xu Shu said, why don't you take this will? Cao Cao hurriedly ordered the mountain to be shaken so that the three armed forces could hear it clearly. I want Zhao Yun alive, not Zilong dead. If one soldier and one general hurt General Zhao's life, 830,000 troops and 5/kloc-0 soldiers will fight against him alone. Hearing this, people dare not move forward, so they have to retreat. Zhao Yun is pregnant with a young master. The second battle always wins the general's extraordinary courage Killing seven in and seven out, this is the breakthrough. Cao Cao saw it and went forward bravely, unable to let it go. Follow closely behind. After catching up with Dangyang Bridge, Zhang Fei arrived and told Fourth Brother not to panic. There's no harm in expecting family here! After letting Zhao Yun pass, Cao Cao arrived. What he saw was not Zhao Yun, but a big black-faced man standing on the bridge. Cao Cao asked Xiahou Xian, who is this black-faced man? Xiahou Xian said that this is Zhang Fei, a reckless man. Cao Cao was taken aback. I remember Guan Yu once told a family when he beheaded Yan Liang that he had a sworn third brother, Zhang's name was Yide. In a million-man army, he seemed to be looking for something, and he could get his head. He was looking at the food in his palm. Today, you are really brave. Take off the umbrella cover of Luo Qingjia and see how the martial arts of the barbarian are. When Luo Qing's umbrella cover was lifted, I saw Zhang Fei's leopard with eyes on its head, and its face was as smooth as iron, with light in black and darkness in light. Shazarita Tasha's Kurogane moustache is like a steel needle, like a wire. Wearing a wrought-iron helmet, two dragons compete for treasures, and the Zhu Ying floats, with an umbrella cover embedded with eight treasures and a long corolla cloud. Wearing a chain mail with big leaves and locks, lined with a soap robe. Pedal tiger boots, step off the horse, Wan Li smoke beast, holding a bully snake spear. Standing on the bridge, gnashing her teeth and beating her chest and feet in resentment. Damn it, Cao Cao listened to the facts, ha! Today, you, Mr. Zhang, are here. You can attack and fight, advance and retreat, and fight and fight. If you don't attack or fight, if you don't advance or retreat, if you don't fight or fight, you are an ordinary person. With a loud shout, Cao Bing was scared away. Shout twice and cross the river. Shout three times to scare the Dangyang Bridge away. Later generations praised poems in succession, saved Zhao Yun in front of Changban Bridge, and scared off Cao Cao's millions of troops. His surname is Zhang, and he has been a fool for generations.

children

Wen Yanbo in Song Dynasty had the wisdom of filling holes and floating balls. Sima Wengong, he has a plan to save his son by breaking the urn. Han Kong Rong, four-year-old Qin Li, is courteous and self-effacing. Shisanlang was five years old, Qi Tang was an academician at the age of seven, and Han was an ancient scholar at the age of seven. Qin Ganluo became prime minister at the age of twelve. Wu began to study literature at the age of seven and began to practice martial arts at the age of nine. At the age of thirteen, he worshiped the commander-in-chief of the water army and was in charge of the military power in six counties and eighty-one states, offering sacrifices to risks, offering serial sacrifices to the east wind, carving feathers, and setting fire to warships, which drove Cao away and almost killed him in Jiangnan. Despite the help of Wolong and Feng Chu, Zhou Yu is the best among the children.

bounder

There was a rude man in the Tang Dynasty. This person's compound surname is Wei Chi, and his single name is Gong, and his nickname is Jingde. He lives in Liu Wuzhou behind Baoding Mountain. Take three passes in one day and eight villages in one night. From the king of Qin, I traveled to Bai Bi Pass at night, chased the king of Qin under the moon, beat three lashes, returned two hammers, and jumped in the red mud stream. Since the Tang Dynasty, he has conquered the king in the south and Pique in the north. Expedition across the sea and visit Baipao next month. When the Tang King won, the army moved back to Korea. That Weichi Gong, in order to save the white robe, punched his uncle Li Daozong outside the noon gate and knocked out two front teeth. The king of Tang was very angry and was exiled to the grange. Later, Bai Bao visited Jingde, and Weichi Gong was fishing alone at the bow. Suddenly, he heard someone shouting behind him and a horse barking. I'm Lai Xue from the East Palace, and I've visited my old friends before. You and I will go to the golden palace to deliver a decree to ensure that you will always be an official in the DPRK. Jing De said, General, don't blame me wrongly. I am a mountain man, and I am a rude person.

Unreasonable guy

Qin Shihuang ordered Wang Jian to conquer the six countries, and occasionally got a trillion dollars at night, dreaming that black dolls and white dolls got the sun and the moon at the same time. After waking up, he was very uneasy and afraid that the country would fall into the hands of others. It was ordered to build Wuling in the south, Afang in the west, the sea in the east and the Great Wall of Wan Li in the north to prevent Huns. Don't want to spread to the hands of Hu Hai II, there is a dispute between Chu and Han. Liu Bang attended the Hongmen Banquet, and Xiang Bo and Xiang Zhuang drew swords to help dance. Thanks to General Fan Kuai, Liu Bang was released. Chu-Han invasion, based on Xianyang, took Xianyang as the monarch and then took Xianyang as the minister. At this time, a man named Han Mingxin invested in Bawang's account, and Bawang was awarded only by holding Ji Lang. Later, Sean sold his sword to Han Xin and told him that you must abandon Chu to Han before Dapeng could spread his wings. So Han Xin defected to Liu Bang. Sure enough, he went to the stage to worship the handsome, practiced the tactics, sneaked into Chencang, outwitted the three levels, set an ambush in front of Jiulishan, and trapped the overlord of Chu. There is a Wujiang Road in front, and Han Xin is very close behind. When the overlord was in danger, he saw a fishing boat floating on the river. The overlord nodded and shouted, "Fisherman! I have money to give to those who cross the river. " Hearing this, the fisherman put his fist on his chest and said, "Your guns are heavy, my fishing boat is narrow, and the gun horse is sad." Overlord laughed at this. "Ha ha ... what's the problem? It's not too late to go to a certain home first. " While speaking, the boat approached the shore, the fisherman put the gun on the boat, the horse was led to the boat, and the boat was in the pole. The ship left the river bank and headed for the center of the river. The fisherman shouted: "hey, overlord Xiang Yu, listen to a truth: don't take people's homes as fishermen." I am a general under Han. Today, my marshal ordered me to wait for you here. The so-called derailment of your gun and my horse, although you have the power to pull out the mountain without resentment, you have no gun in your hand and no horse under your leg. If you miss one foot, will you die by the sword of Marshal Han? Why don't you draw your sword and commit suicide? " Hearing this, the overlord stamped his chest and pulled out his sword: "I really regret that I didn't listen to my father Fan Zeng. If I am defeated today, how can I face the elders in Jiangdong? It seems that I am really an asshole. "

Cullen Wang Zuo

At the beginning of the Jin and Song Dynasties, wars continued. Four commanders of Fan Bang, the king of the South, invaded the Central Plains repeatedly, commanding hundreds of thousands of soldiers, and thousands of soldiers joined forces with Marshal Yue of the Song Dynasty in Zhuxian Town. That time, Wu Shu suffered dozens of defeats, and it was only in the case of necessity that he put his second sons Hongyan and Uighur Heron in front of the front line, so as to draw. The second son was born as white as jade, with white teeth and red lips. He wore a tiger helmet, a big leaf chain armor, a plain robe, pink pants, tiger-headed combat boots, a white mount, a pair of armguards and two guns. This is the real command and fight. From early morning to dusk, from dusk to the end of the day, only eight hammers of gold, silver, copper and iron were killed: four people, Dre, He, were defeated. Yue Fei smelled great anger in his heart, and Ming Shuai personally met with him. Words haven't say that finish, a man from Zuo Jun's staff office. The man surnamed Wang looked up and said, "Marshal, don't be angry with thunder, don't be angry with tigers and wolves. Now, the young man before the war is not Wu Shu's own son, but the general of China in the Ming Dynasty. "In those days, when Wu Shu attacked Liu Anzhou, the total town of Liu Anzhou was named Ming Lu Deng Zijing, known as Xiao Zhuge. Being outnumbered, the city fell and Master Lu's whole family died, so Deng Lu drew his sword and committed suicide. He was so angry that he couldn't keep the body. After three visits, Wu Shu promised him three important things: to raise orphans, not to harm his people, and to be buried with his husband and wife. The body fell to dust, and the nurse hugged the orphan into the military camp. Wu Shu raised the orphan as his own son. /kloc-at the age of 0/2, Bai was invited to learn marksmanship for four years and became a double gun. He is unique in the world and is called the magic gun. Only in this way can you have improper courage, and you can't fight hard, you can only outwit it. It is not difficult to subdue the general, but there are three ways to do it. Yue Fei said, which three plans? Zuo Liangyu said: Anti-traitor, false surrender, risks. Marshal said, I'm afraid I can't draw a tiger, but it looks like a dog. Wang Zuo was speechless and winced slightly. A few days later, the marshal didn't raise the bill, and Wang Zuo played drums privately, breaking the catch. The marshal beat him with forty sticks, only to beat him until he was raw and kicked him out of the account. Wang Zuo had no choice but to go back to the village and take a photo of Liu Anzhou and hide it in a bun. Holding a sword in his right hand, he cut off his left arm and sneaked out of Song Camp to Jin Camp. When he met Wu Shu, he said, "Langzhu is a thousand years old!" ! Our marshal was unkind and unjust, and advised him to surrender, not to surrender or fight, and the military law was lax. He hit me with forty sticks for no reason, but he was so angry that he broke my left arm and left me nowhere to go. I heard people say that the Lord of Lang is a thousand years old, so I came to the Lord of Lang, willing to feed the horse with him as a pawn. When Wu Shu saw it, it was terrible, so he gave an order: Jin people in China should listen to the truth, and Wang Zuo could not be stopped wherever he went. All because he is a man who is short of six things and bitter. Wang Zuo lived in the military camp for a few days. One day, he met his second son, Wan Yan Wu and Long. Pointing to Wang Zuo, the prince asked the soldiers: Who is he? The soldier said, He is a man who was surrendered by Song Ying. His name is Wang Zuo. This man can tell stories about the customs of the Southern Dynasties. Wang Zuo asked his son to compare stories with the ancients every day. One day, when I had an opportunity, I hung a picture and presented a picture, exposing the organs of Liu An. When the nurse saw this photo, she called her son to the front and pointed to the photo and said, You are not your own son, but after Master Lu, your father died at the hands of a gold man. Why don't you wait to avenge your father? Upon hearing this, the son stamped his chest and immediately rebelled against the barracks. For a while, Wu Shu was killed by tile soldiers, and it was all the power of Wang Zuo. Later generations have a poem praising: Wang Zuo in Dongting succeeded in learning, and Duanyan said, "Down.". Pear Garden often plays Zhuxian Town, and its bitter name has been passed down through the ages.

Flat-haired beast

In the Spring and Autumn Period, there was an old gentleman from Gongye Chang. He was a disciple of Confucius and could understand birds singing. One day, I was idle and sitting alone in the gazebo. I saw a wild goose landing by the pool and a swallow landing above the pine tree. Xiaoyan said to the wild goose, "My dear friend, what are you doing here?" Goose only cares about drinking water by the pool and ignores it. Xiaoyan said angrily: "People speak of courtesy and righteousness first, and trees speak of branches and leaves as the source first. Why don't I pay attention to you Are you stupid and deaf? " The wild goose said, "The trees are high and cicadas are whispering, the mountains are loud and low, the water is deep and flowing far, and the nobles are late." Xiaoyan said, "What's your price? Xianger was born in the wild and grew up beside the grass. Travel in the wilderness during the day and stay on the beach at night. The neck is long, the mouth is flat, the foot is big and the body is wide, and geese and ducks are different. Isn't it the opposite! " The wild goose said, "Oh! So, what's so expensive for you? " Xiaoyan said, "Miss me, I was born in a tall building and grew up in Fengge Longtai. Look at the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, with talented women as company. Visit Hualiu Lane during the day and stay in Shana Pavilion at night. " The wild goose said, "So, do you know the three cardinal guides and the five permanent members?" Xiaoyan said, "Er ... I don't know. I want to know more. " The wild goose said, "The monarch is the minister, the father is the son, and the husband is the wife. These are three classes. The five permanent members are benevolence, righteousness, courtesy, wisdom and faith. Seeing that insects don't eat is benevolence, seeing food is righteousness, flying back and forth is courtesy, not being captured is wisdom, and going to Qiu Lai in spring is faith. My father died and my mother didn't marry. Mother died and father didn't get married. My parents died, and I was filial for three years. Unlike you, you eat grievances when you see bugs, fight grievances when you see food, run around obscenity, get caught unwisely, and come and go all the time. My father died, my mother got married, my mother died, my father got married, my parents died, I called my friends, and I lost the group. That's a real beast. " Xiaoyan shouted three times and fell dead in the tree. The geese held their heads high and spread their wings and flew away. Mr. Chang, the grandfather, felt it and wrote a poem: "Yan Chi's words are noisy, and each argues about propriety and righteousness to distinguish between fools and sages." Birds of all sizes make fools wise. Birds still know etiquette, but people are unfilial. " Looks like people are not as good as birds!

Confused person

Back then, there was nothing Yuan Shundi could do. The whole world was full of sorrow and people were miserable. In order to prevent the people from rebelling, the Prime Minister made a plan, granted permission to open the martial arts school, and lured heroes from all walks of life to Kyoto to win the "No.1 Seal" so that they could kill each other and catch the gangsters again. There is a hero in Wulin, a native of Huaiyuan, Anhui Province, who has been farming for generations and was born in poverty. He has been practicing martial arts since childhood, and his appearance is amazing. He is good at shooting with an ape arm, and his strength is unparalleled. He is Chang Yuchun, a general who fights tigers and thunders, and several people have won the first prize of martial arts in succession. The hero caught me by giving me poisonous wine. So he rebelled against the Wulin, killed the king with golden head, killed the king with silver head, picked the king with copper head with a gun and whipped the king with steel head. Twenty-seven battalions were trampled to ashes. All the heroes fled the capital and raised flags to resist. Chang Yuchun helped protect Zhu Yuanzhang, the king of the Western Wu Dynasty, and directed the soldiers of the Rebel Army to run to the capital. Along the way, they were invincible and seized the village. At this time, only Zhang Shicheng, King of Gusu, and Chen Youliang, North Hanwang can compete with Zhu Yuanzhang. Zhang Shicheng and Chen Youliang are in a good position to form an alliance and set up their children's marriage. When Zhang Ren, the Grand Highness of Gusu, crossed the river to recognize his relatives, he was bought by Liu Bowen, secretly making plans and ordering Hua Yunlong, a famous Jinling star, to pretend to be His Highness of Gusu to cross the river to recognize his relatives. When Hua Yunlong came to Jiujiang, Chen Youliang was filled with joy. Unexpectedly, he was startled by a man who was nearly sixty years old. His silver beard was exposed, his two knife-shaped eyebrows were inserted into his temples, and his eyes were delicate and clear. Wearing a handsome helmet, Zhu Ying trembled, wearing soft armor inside, a red coat outside, embroidered with python's rolled claws and teeth in the sea. Touch of green's wind sword slung under his left rib is really arrogant. This man is Marshal Jiujiang, an old general of Zhang Dingbian. Zhang Dingbian saw through the scam and made several suggestions, but Chen Youliang turned a deaf ear. He turned a deaf ear to the old general's vague judgment, vague discrimination and personal grievances. He is really a fool. Later, Chen Youliang Zhonghua Yunlong sent troops to Yushan. When Zhang Dingbian got up, he knelt in front of the horse wearing a hemp crown and a mourning staff. Sad and anxious, Chen Youliang ignored him and urged the horse to leave. When the brigade arrived at Yushan, there was a gong and the sound of killing was deafening. Most of Jiujiang's troops were killed or injured. Chen Youliang was unarmed, black and blue, and fled. He fled to Jiujiangkou, with a big river in front and pursuers behind him. "Look, the lone king died here." Before he finished, he arrived quietly and stood at the bow with his head held high. Chen Youliang stamped his chest and felt ashamed. "I regret not listening to the general. So far, the country has been ruined, and the order is in my ear. What's the lonely face like when you see an old friend again? Where is the old general confused? Obviously, I am Bai Yuzhu and Haizi Jinliang in the Northern Han Dynasty. " That's exactly what happened: Jiujiang let the soldiers go, stole the beam to change the column to show his wonders, and the boat came to save him. He is an old hero.

Jianghu people

I think in the Song Dynasty, there was a Jianghu man named Miao, who set up a six-shed next to the Golden Bridge without meeting. Zhao Taizu, who met unexpectedly, rode by and saw a crowded bridge surrounded by a six-awned shed. There is a couplet in front of us. The first part wrote: "A stroke is like a knife, splitting Kunshan into a stone for jade", and the second part wrote: "Eyes are like electricity, watching the sea turn into a fish dragon." Horizontal batch: "broken things, see." When Song Yin saw his displeasure, he said, "Where are you crazy? How dare you talk big? Let me get off my horse and visit. " Want to turn over and dismount, tie the horse to the willow tree outside the Liuyi shed, separate everyone, walk into the Liuyi shed, bow down to the gentleman and say, "Sir, do you think there is a future?" Broadly speaking, I am very surprised. It turned out to be the founding emperor! Hurriedly stood up and said, "Hooray, the grass man is late. Come and pick up the car. I hope you can forgive me. " Kuang Yin was taken aback. "Sir, are you crazy?" Broadly speaking: "adults don't have to panic. Look at my Lord's evil eyebrow. He has a god in his eyes and a Zhu Shazhi on his left shoulder. He will be honored in the Ninth Five-Year Plan. " Kuang Yin thought, "Zhu Shazhi is on my left shoulder. How do others know? I don't think I will answer him in the future. " He thought about it and whispered to her husband, "If you are in the Ninth Five-Year Plan in the future, declare to North Korea and be a national defense strategist." Generalized Shane. Kuang Yin walked out of the account. He said to the crowd, "Gentlemen, please listen to the truth. This man is a Jianghu person, a Jianghu mouth and a Jianghu warlock. He is just flattering. " Say that finish, he rode away. Later, Chen Qiao mutiny, wearing a yellow robe, Guo Xuan Guangyi entered the palace, as a strategist to protect the country, in charge of the commander-in-chief of the three armed forces. Later, Han Long, Hubei Province, came in with his sister Han Sumei. Mao was drunk in the Peach Blossom Palace and beheaded his third brother with wine to make Mr. Miao sober up. In a broad sense, after he left, Mao regretted it and said, "It's a pity that my husband is one of the Jianghu people who sell hexagrams by Jinqiao." Miao Guangyi-Jianghu people, can you compare?

country folk

I was thinking, at the beginning, I swam around Bai Bi Pass at night, chased the king of Qin under the moon, respected morality, beat three lashes, changed two hammers, and jumped into Hongnixi. Since the Tang Dynasty, Wang Yizhi has been conquering the North for discussion and Leishimeng. Expedition across the sea and visit Baipao next month. When the Tang King won, the troops returned to the DPRK, and Princess E punched Li Dao, the royal relative, outside the meridian gate to save the white robe. In a rage, the king of Tang was banished to the grange. Later, he visited Jingdezhen in a white robe. Then Weichi Gong fished alone at the bow. Suddenly, there was a loud cry from behind, and the horse called, "I'm going to Lai Xue to meet an old friend. If you go to the golden palace to deliver a decree, you will always be an official. " Jing Wende heard: "I am a villager in the mountains, and it is a countryman who plows and hoes the fields." This is a countryman. Can you compare with him?

Honest and upright person

There was a loyal minister in the Three Kingdoms of the Later Han Dynasty. His surname is Lu, and his first name is Su. Because Liu Bei was defeated by Sun, Xiakou An Lushan. Lu Su and Kong Ming crossed Jiangdong and argued with Confucianism. They told Cao Cao what he had done in Jiangdong in "Ode to a Bronze Quetai" to enjoy the evening scenery. Angry Zhou Gongjin, then Zhou Yucai and Cao Cao had an argument. Kan Ze wrote a letter, angrily hit Huang Gai, Pang Tong offered a series of tricks, and Zhou Huo attacked. Because of the east wind, Zhou Lang was seriously ill, and Nanping Mountain borrowed the east wind. Zhou sent and Xu Sheng to kill. Shoot the cord, the hole will hold. Fire attacked the warship, Cao Bing was defeated, and all the nine counties of Jingxiang were occupied by Liu Bei. Later, Liu Bei repeatedly asked for the return of Jingzhou, but he always refused to return it. Instead, he was embarrassed. Old Mr. Jin Shengtan criticized the Three Kingdoms and said, "Lu is a loyal minister."

Not human.

Sui King II and his second son, Yang Guang, killed his father and seized power, courted his brother and sister-in-law, bullied his mother and entertained treacherous court officials, destroyed loyalty, and went down to Yangzhou to see Qionghua. The tree went boating, selected folk beauties, pulled the fiber naked, cut the fiber rope in the middle of the boat, and made all the beauties fall down to make the king laugh. Finally, Fred went to an evil place to explore the crypt and beat Li Bai with a stick. The patron king decided to seize Yangzhou, and the mighty sea propped up a thousand-pound brake, let go of the eighteen-way resistance to the king, and destroyed the famous mountain Ronaldinho into a gun, and the Sui Dynasty fell into the hands. On this day, Yang-ti fell ill in the East Palace. The invincible general came to the temple with his sword and forced Suo Yuxi to ask Yang-ti, "What crime have I committed?" The invincible general said, "You are a bad king, greedy for wine and lust, contrary to human relations and immoral. You are really not human. "

fisherman

Huang San ruled the world, and the five emperors were kings, which spread to the Zhou Dynasty and produced a fisherman. The man's surname is Jiang, his name is Shang, and his word is Ziya. Road number, flying bear. Before it is too late, Taigong has been selling his face and calculating divination. Fishing in Weishui, those who wish to take the bait. King Wen had a dream in the evening, dreaming that flying bear was a good minister, entering an account and hunting in the suburbs. On that day, King Wen was hunting in the suburbs when Wu Ji blocked the road. He led King Wen to the Weihe River and saw a man with white hair and beard who really looked like a sage like type. King Wen pulled the chariot, and the prince pulled the condom, pulling eight hundred steps. Later, it helped protect the Zhou Dynasty in 808. Decapitation will seal Jiang Taigong here, and the gods will abdicate. Decapitation will make Jiang Taigong a fisherman.

fool

When he was in another country, a fool appeared in Weiguo. His last name is Ning. Since Jiao Yuan was killed, Shu Wu was killed, Yuan Gen was imprisoned, nothing went to court, Zhuangzi pouted and was beheaded. The rape of Ningwu Zizhou is no more treacherous and really stupid. Confucius said, "Ningwu knows when he has a way, but he is stupid when he has no way. Its knowledge is available, and it is stupid. " Ning Wuzi is a fool.

A deified dog

There is Luzhou in the south, Luzhou in the north, Shenzhou in the east, Hezhou in the west, and a proud country in the middle. There is a stone, 365 degrees high, which is divided into stem, ridge, root, earthquake, loss, separation, Kun, change, rest, birth, injury, du, scene, death, earthquake and opening. One day, the red light burst and a the Monkey King jumped out of the stone. Worship the heavens and the earth, worship the bodhi ancestor of Bodhi Mountain. 1999 Learn to hang your feet, ride a somersault cloud and jump to the ground, with seventy-two changes. He has also been to the Oriental Sea, and got the gold hoop and iron bar for fixing the sea needle. Just because of disturbing the Heaven, he stole the flat peach birthday wine and took out ten pills of elixir. The heavenly soldiers, heavenly generals, golden bells, Nezha and Tota kings could not take it. Jiro Yang Jian dropped a growling dog and went straight to the Monkey King's waist to bite. Monkey took the embroidery needle out of the sea eye, shook it in the wind, put the shoulder pole between the thick and thin, and put two gold hoops on both ends, and took the roaring dog straight. Hit the dog a few times and came back in a fiasco. Jiro Yang Jian saw it and said, "Good dog."

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Geographic map

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Registration is one of crosstalk jokes, and crosstalk (menu) is divided into big newspapers and tabloids. Big newspapers are widely used now, but tabloids have been lost (Manchu-Chinese banquet and Chinese banquet are reported separately)

The following is the menu of broadsheet:

Four dried, four fresh, four candied fruits, four cold meats, three sweet bowls and four snacks. The four stalks are black melon seeds, white melon seeds, walnut dip and sugar almonds. Sixian County, Beishan Apple, Shenzhou Peach, Guangdong Litchi, Guilin Horseshoe. Four candied fruit, green plum, orange cake, round meat, melon strips.

Four cold cuts of meat, whole lamb liver, crab legs, boiled chicken and fried ribs. Three sweet bowls, lotus seed porridge, almond catechu, steamed rice with sugar. Four snacks, hibiscus cake, Lama cake, fried dumplings, fried dumplings.

Steamed mutton, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer's tail, roast duck, roast chicken, roasted goose, cooked pig, cooked duck, sauced chicken, bacon, pine flowers, small belly, dried meat and sausage.

Assorted Pan Suer, smoked chicken with white belly, steamed eight-treasure pig, glutinous rice duck, canned pheasant, canned quail, stewed meat, stewed goose, pheasant, preserved rabbit, vegetable python, whitebait, steamed chop suey horse.

Braised pork tenderloin, stewed duck tenderloin, stewed duck strips, mixed shredded duck, yellow tube, stewed eel, stewed eel, catfish in soy sauce, fried carp, steamed turtle, fried prawn, soft fried tenderloin and soft fried chicken.

Crispy oil roll, stewed western Western jackdaw, fried fresh mushrooms, fried preserved fish, fried fish belly, fried fish bones, fried fish slices, and fried pork slices with vinegar.

Braised Samson, Braised Mushroom, Braised Whole Clam, Braised pigeon eggs, Stir-fried Shrimp, Braised Shrimp, Braised Kidney Flower, Braised Sea Cucumber and Fried Tendons.

Boiled sea cucumber, boiled cabbage, fried ears, fried frog, osmanthus wings, steamed wings, fried birds, fried slices, steamed scallops, fried glutinous rice with sugar.

Stir-fried shredded chicken, stir-fried pork belly, assorted tofu, assorted diced meat, rotten duck, rotten crab, rotten fish, rotten fish slices, fried crab meat, mixed crab meat, steamed pumpkin, stuffed pumpkin, fried loofah, stuffed melon, stewed chicken feet, stewed duck feet, stewed bamboo shoots and stewed duck feet. Sam sun osmanthus soup!

Red meatballs, white meatballs, stir-fried meatballs, fried meatballs, south fried meatballs, alfalfa meatballs, three fresh meatballs, Four Joy Meetballs, shrimp meatballs, preserved fish meatballs, stir-fried meatballs, tofu meatballs and preserved meat meatballs.

Yipin Meat, Cherry Meat, Horse Tooth Meat, Braised Red Meat, Braised Yellow Meat, Canned Meat, Braised Meat, Loose Meat, Canned Meat, Barbecued Meat, Barbecued Meat, White Meat, Sauced Tofu Meat.

Red elbow, white elbow, crystal elbow, beeswax elbow, sauce tofu elbow, roast elbow.

Stewed mutton, roasted mutton, roasted mutton, stewed mutton, instant-boiled mutton, spiced mutton, fried mutton.

Three kinds of fried fish, three kinds of fried fish, braised silver wire, braised Sandan, fried white miscellaneous, three fresh shark's fin, chestnut chicken, fried live carp, salted duck and cheese chicken.

Braised navel and braised catkin.

Braised pork knuckles with brine, braised pig's trotters, stir-fried clams, braised jiaozi, fried liver tips, fried pork intestines, roasted baogai, heartburn, roasted lung, braised mushrooms, asparagus, jellyfish, magnolia slices, fried sugar and pickled sugar.

Spinning yam, shredded pork, sole, eight generations of fish, yellow croaker, crucian carp, shad, salmon, roasted sea cucumber, roasted bird's nest, roasted chicken leg, roast chicken, grilled fish, barbecue, roasted gluten, roasted three kinds, red meat pot, white meat pot, assorted pot, yipin pot and braised pork pot.