1. Don't envy us for having no homework on holiday. Do you know how tired it is to play for a day?

2. Why do you get sleepy when you read a book? Because books are where dreams begin.

3. The requirements for finding a boyfriend are not high. Don't talk to girls.

4. A girl with a low smile is when you smile at her for a few seconds, and she will start giggling at you.

5. There are no insurmountable hurdles in this world, only endless hurdles.

6. I sold my dream and pretended to be cool. I am a super invincible beautiful girl.

7. In order to prevent me from spending money indiscriminately again this month, I spent all my money in advance.

8. Give me a canteen steamed bread as a fulcrum, and I can tilt the earth.

9. Narcissism is not a crime. Those who are infatuated with my brother should line up at the back.

11. I didn't like eating when I was a child, which led to being short now; Now I love eating, which leads to being fat and short.

11. Why do I always have tears in my eyes? Because my deskmate always shames me.

12. Although you have a husband, what's wrong with having one more?

13. Don't use honey traps on me in the future, or I'll play along.

14. What is your vital capacity? You can blow the cow force so much.

15, there is so much time in a day, can you spare a second to think about me?

16, life will make you suffer for a while, and then let you suffer for a lifetime after you get used to it.

17. Behind a successful man, there must be a great woman, and behind a successful boss, there must be a group of unlucky employees.

18. Time tells me that the age of unreasonable behavior is over, and it's time to pretend.

19. Actually, looks are not important. The most important thing in love is feeling. I have no feeling for the ugly.

21. I didn't expect a person to be so innocent and stupid and naive!

every time I see a thin person in the street, I want to share some meat with her, because I have a kind heart.

22, the most serious injury is the cold weather, and I didn't bring any money when I went out!

23. Self-cultivation of girls taking photos in the sun: take only one selfie out of 3,111.

24, rainy days are suitable for sleeping at home, sunny days are suitable for going out for a walk, and for a long time, not a day is suitable for going to work.

25. I found that I was paralyzed. I tried to tell myself that I had to go to work today, but my body just didn't respond.

26. I don't like you, like a neighbor who ate pepper and got numb next door.

27. Wear perfume when you have money and toilet water when you have no money.

28. Never quarrel with your parents. When you win, you will only be beaten.

29. Don't go. I can't bear to part with it. Could you please give me the money for the little pudding?

31. When I broke up with my ex, it was fine during the day, but I couldn't restrain my inner feelings at night, and a person secretly laughed under the quilt.

31, don't be nice to everyone, they don't give you money.

32. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What's more, a garlic a day can drive everyone away.

33. Some people are like this. They are maggots and feel that the whole world is a cesspool.

34. How to transfer the money from the brain to the bank card and wait online? Urgent!

35. It's not that reading is useless, but that you are useless, mainly because you are useless.

36. Maturity is not that the heart grows old, but that the number of pretending is getting less and less.

37. You must scold me because you don't know me well enough, because everyone who knows me wants to hit me.

38. Young people should not lose heart because of a subject of mathematics. You are not the only one who can't do it.

39. When you are alone, it is actually a hooligan behavior for a girl to say that she is cold.

41, Valentine's Day confession, people don't listen. April fool's day confession, people don't believe it. Tomb-Sweeping Day confession, the somebody else should not.

41. Sometimes, I wonder if what I see in my eyes is the same as what everyone else in the world sees. Maybe there's a short circuit in my head.

42. It's Tanabata. Do you have any good boyfriends to recommend?

43. I am a principled person. My principles are only three words, depending on my mood.

44. Self-timer is such a thing: three points are destined for heaven, and seven points depend on the filter.

45. Mom said that you can't make irresponsible friends, so all my friends are stupid.

46. Why is it that everyone is celebrating Valentine's Day and my family is celebrating Labor Day?

47, that boy, dare not like me, is purely looking for a type.

48. I'm sleepy all the year round, but I'm most awake when I'm lying in bed.

49. I'm very indecisive. I'll play with whoever has big breasts. I can't help it. I'm such a person who goes with the flow.

51. This weather is so cold that you can even fart to dry your hands.

51, heroes don't ask the source, love to find me.

52. Chinese Valentine's Day, let me count on my fingers. If there is no accident, it has nothing to do with me.

53. Eating life is like a train, which can be summed up as: eating, eating, eating.

54. Call a cleaner to clean the house. Auntie should wear a shoe cover when she comes in. I quickly said: no, no, you can just step in! Aunt cleaning: No, I'm afraid I'll get my shoes dirty.

55. Only when I met you did I know that dinosaurs could actually reappear.

56. You add me, don't chat with me, don't praise me, and don't seduce me. Are you looking for an opportunity to plot against me?

57. Poverty limits so many things, but why not limit my weight?

58. It's autumn. When I open my closet, I should go shopping. When I open my wallet, I'm still young and not cold.

59. The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.

61. I want to give a bad review to the mother of the future object. The delivery is too slow and I haven't received anyone yet.

61. It doesn't matter if you don't have a face of Lori, but do you dare to have a man's heart?

62. I'd rather be green than break up with you, and you still say I don't love you?

63. It is said that those who study accounting and medicine are a perfect match, one seeks money and the other kills.

64. At that time, ambition won the world, but now I retire only for him.

65. I want to run naked in summer, but how many clothes I wear in winter is like running naked.

66. Although you are not very good-looking, the world can't do without you, because no one can set off the beauty of the world without you.

67. It's cold. Besides the bed, the place I want to go most is your arms.

68. If you have a holiday, buy a globe. The world is so big that you can not only look around, but also look around.

69. After doing homework for 5 minutes, the mobile phone became jealous and coaxed her for 2 hours.

71. Everyone else has crashed into the South Wall. I must make a lot of money by repairing the South Wall.

71. I met my old classmate in the street today. I didn't expect him to be so poor that he only put a dollar into my bowl.

72. Some things don't need to be argued, but they are ostensibly obedient and secretly rebellious.

73. When I have money, let's buy two lollipops, one for you to watch me eat and the other for you to eat.

74. The reason for being fat is probably that my thin body can't hold my great personality.

75. I feel that I have reached the peak of my life in 2111 a month. I am still single, and I dare not make a girlfriend because I am afraid that my girlfriend will try to get my money.

76. I thought I liked good-looking people, but later I learned that only the people I like are good-looking.

77. Everyone who says "good night" to go to bed is often still showing off in an ostentatious manner half an hour later.

78. Be a lovely little fairy and make the whole world lovely.

79. I'm not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but I'm afraid there will be a surprise when I open the lid. Enjoy one more bottle.

81. Being ugly is the best self-defense, and ugly people are safe all their lives.