In today's society, more and more people come into contact with and use lines. Lines not only look forward to portraying the characters' characters, but also express the thoughts and sentiments of the people in the play. What are the lines you have seen? The following are the script lines of the annual cross talk "Party" that I compiled for you, for reference only, and you are welcome to read them.

A, let me introduce you. This is the sponsor of our party, Manager A of Donkey Monopoly Company. Welcome

B. Nice to meet you all. I heard that there is no money for this party!

A: We are a small platform, and we are short of funds.

B: We sponsor the train. Just talk. How many donkeys do we need?

A: Hmm? , no, no, no, we don't need donkeys,

B just wants money?

A

How much does B need for the donkey? How much is the donkey?

armour, no, no, no, manager, let's put this donkey's car aside in advance, and I'll report the general idea of our party to you first.

b, you are still reporting. You are a director. Why are you still reporting to me? A You will. You will,

A is good, our party is a party to show fashion, and it's called Fashion,

B is ah, ah, ah, what's the matter? You bring my donkey to me, and you remit yours.

A, this is also the donkey. A, Oh, we are going to invite Mao Amin to sing the theme song of this party.

B said you pinch it. Did you tie it to a pole soon? You continue to remit money.

well, we specially invited Comrade Zhao Zhongxiang to be the host of this party.

B, wouldn't it be called a change if you added some materials to it? You send your

A, A, A, and a cow, Feng Gong, to perform a fashion show for everyone.

B, you unlucky child, why are you always pulling the donkey's ear? You then sent

A to talk to me for a long time, but you didn't listen?

after listening to a, what did you say?

Party A is called Spring of Fashion. With the improvement of people's living standards-

Director B, director, I am a layman, and I don't want to laugh at me. I think this party is always called Spring, Summer, Autumn and Winter, which is too vulgar. It makes sense.

Can Party B not be called Fashion?

B might as well be called donkey night. Ah, his name is loud and clear.

A, no, no, this can't be done. This name can't be changed to

B, I'm sponsored, and

B, I'm giving you money. You can't help but mention the donkey.

Even if Party A gives money,

Not if Party B does?

absolutely not a,

what about b?

A, I'm sorry.

B, then I can compare it.

A?

secretary Liu,

ah

take the bus! Bring my donkey cart here.

What's A doing?

I have to attend a meeting

I am here, oh, no, no, no,no. Listen to me, manager. Listen to me first. Although the name can't be changed, I can volunteer for you. How about making an advertisement?

b is advertising?

a! A very beautiful lipstick,

B lipstick?

A is lipstick.

What does this lipstick have to do with donkeys?

The advertising words in A are all changed to the content of your company.

What do you say in B?

wow! Four donkey cards! If the brand of Four Donkeys is really outstanding, wearing lipstick of Donkeys can make you-Donkeys' lips are not right for the horse's mouth

B Oh, it's too good to be listed as

A, ok?

ok!

a, isn't that the end?

b, this sponsorship is given to me. Are there any specific programs?

A program is very good,

B, tell me, let me listen to it.

First of all, Mao Amin sang a theme song, and in the music, Mao Amin wore a beautiful white killing group and came from the' deep part of the stage'

B, Mao Amin came to us on a donkey from the deep part of the stage in the music.

A?

b!

A Mao Amin is riding a donkey.

B she is beautiful.

A Oh, let me see. Oh, by the way, Mao Amin is riding a donkey in a little coat and a flowered turban.

B Oh

A broke down, and Mao Amin changed to stealing mines.

B stole mines. This is interesting. A Mao Amin.

Party B holds the microphone

Party A walks to the audience

Party B Mao Amin holds the microphone,

Party A sings while walking

2. Walking to the audience, I feel that the line is not long enough

Party A, for

2, just pour a donkey upside down

Party A. A

B is reasonable,

A is absolutely not

B is not?

I'm sorry.

I can't give you money.

Secretary Liu, get the car ready.

I'm telling you, manager, although Mao Amin can't dump the donkey, I have an idea to dump a large number of living people. How about that?

b that won't do!

Party A is none other than the general manager of your company.

Party B pours out the general manager A

On TV, there is a line of small print on TV, and the general manager of Donkey Monopoly Company A

B is in brackets, which is equivalent to a metre. Well, if that's ok, then our general manager will give you a report.

Party A can't give a report.

Party B

Party A can tell one at most.

b guessing!

A is even better.

Ouch, our general manager is full of riddles. He said a riddle that day. I guessed for three days and three nights. Did you guess

A? You might as well tell me

B is too difficult to guess

A's riddle. Let's listen to

B looks like a donkey from a distance, but it looks like a donkey from a close distance, but it can't be.

b dead donkey! How's it going?

the riddle of a, ah, really, what is it called?

ok! Sponsored. What else is on?

below a is Zhao Zhongxiang hosting the party,

b is Zhao Zhongxiang!

wearing a straight suit and holding a microphone, Party A walked to the audience.

Oh, Zhao Zhongxiang walked to the audience with a microphone, too.

Party A said while walking,

Party B felt that the line was not long enough, so he fell down and poured out a donkey backwards.

Party A, no, no, no, no, Zhao Zhongxiang is holding a wireless microphone.

A has no wire.

B can't pour it out yet.

I'm telling you, Zhao Zhongxiang is mainly performing impromptu magic tricks for everyone-making a big difference, and invited comedian Zhao Benshan to play A

B Zhao Benshan?

Put a box on Stage A, and let Zhao Benshan get into it. Zhao Zhongxiang said change! When I opened the box, I saw that Zhao Benshan was gone.

B turned into a donkey.

Jia En?

B, it's called "A changed into a living donkey". That's great.

A changed into a living donkey.

B donkey.

Secretary Liu, get the car ready!

A, no, no, no, donkey, changed into a living donkey.

B, why did you say so earlier? I just have such a donkey temper.

A is still a smooth donkey.

B, what else is on? The program below A

A is good. Niu Niu Feng Gong performs cross talk for everyone. Wearing a national costume, A

B walks to the audience with a microphone in his hand.

A

B walks and feels that the line is not long enough, so he falls down. A

A stops

B hasn't fallen over ten thousand yet.

A pours out another donkey, right <

b who said anything about pouring out a donkey?

a and this is you?

b pours out two donkeys! When two people come, pour out two ends.

A is absolutely not acceptable. In this form of cross talk, you can't move the microphone once you swing it.

A is asking for A

B. If you don't want to say that this cross talk just doesn't work now, A is right. A

B is dead. When it comes to cross talk, two people stand. I have to say, you

b, for example, a cow stands here and a donkey stands there. A

A is great. B, the next day, the top news in major newspapers: a new atmosphere has emerged in the reform, and the cow has changed to a new partner. A

A, who dares to applaud again? This is, needless to say, you guys must have ridden his donkey. Look at this, he doesn't care, he can't, it's art, you know?

secretary Liu, get on the bus! I won't talk nonsense with you. A

A, I'm telling you, although the herd is talking to Feng Gong in cross talk, every sentence of his content can't be separated from the donkey. A

B

A is like riding a donkey and reading a songbook. We'll see! How's it going?

second donkey armor

a Zhang Guolao rode an ass backwards, but the donkey didn't get the price, so Xie Mo killed the donkey, and others led the donkey and I pulled it out.

Is the name of the cross talk second donkey?

oh, my god, I'm at my wit's end. a, oh, yes, I'm at my wit's end.

b, I'm a good girl. That's a good name. Is there any program?

The program below A is good. Sixty children are wearing 61 children's clothes. A

B holds 61 microphones. A is right. B pours out 61 donkeys. A ouch!

B, this donkey is enough.

Manager A, what's wrong with B? A

A, do you have to drag me into the donkeys? This is my first party. I beg you. You don't want the audience to call me donkey guide in the future! Manager, this program, no matter what, can't add any more donkeys, hahahahahaha! A B is not, are you crying? Are you laughing?

a, I beg you

b forget it. a, director, I can't say anything. we haven't been in contact for a long time, so I think you are honest and can be handed over. Ok, after this, we can't say that our sponsorship is unreasonable, we don't respect art, we don't add donkeys, and we can't even mention the word donkey. I'm sorry for you, director. < P > Oh, I thank you. < P > What's the last program of B? How to recruit?

A, 61 children

A and B, 61 children

A ran to the audience A

B ran to the audience?

As soon as A turns around, A

B turns around. A

A runs to the oasis on the horizon.

B doesn't change. That's it. I have a small request.

A, tell me!

b 61 children ran to the audience and turned around. Can each of them come back with a small tail?