If you survive, you will have pot porridge.

A strong kidney is strength.

Accidents will happen.

Smell the chicken and start chopsticks!

All shall be well, Jack shall have Jill.

If two people have a long-term relationship, it's not pork and pork.

A threesome must have a pig's head.

Even a piece of beef should have its own attitude, be cautious and healthy. You should know that a wonderful life can not only be lean meat, but also be mixed with appropriate oil, surrounded by white meat tendons, and you should master the angle, posture and heat when you jump into the oil pan, so that you can finally become an excellent sirloin steak ~

My wish is to be a headmaster. Every day, I finish the tuition, eat hot pot today, spicy hot pot, pickled fish hot pot tomorrow, and pig bone hot pot the day after tomorrow. The teacher praised me straight: McDull, you finally found the true meaning of life!

May, do you call me lazy or lazy?

Mcdull is finally growing up. In the face of reality, he found that he was not Tony Leung Chiu Wai and had an ugly birthmark on his eyes. He found himself stupid and ran into a wall everywhere in this difficult world. Hope ... Disappointment ... Hope ... Disappointment ... Over time, this place has become the world of big friend McDull. Mcdull's growth is not only the change of dubbing, but also his monologue is full of sadness of disillusionment.

Holding the steamed stuffed bun, I suddenly realized that some things don't exist, just don't exist. No, just no, no fish balls, no coarse noodles, no trip to Maldives, no medals, no Zhang Baozai treasures, and Zhang Baozai has never eaten steamed stuffed buns. It's stupid, not that funny. Stupidity will fail and be disappointed. Disappointed, not so funny. Being fat is not necessarily funny. Fat is not necessarily strong. You may not be able to do it if you have strength. Holding the steamed stuffed bun, I suddenly thought, when I grow up, what will happen to me when I have to face this difficult and nervous world, which may not be able to dream or be so funny?

This is not a defect, but that you are not dreaming. ...

Mother quietly threw away the rest of the turkey. It's almost half a year since the turkey thawed, and my dreams and nightmares ended at the same time. I also found that the taste of turkey reached its peak between the time I was ready to eat and the first bite. Then I just started eating, and then I ate. I don't have the mind of a philosopher. I don't know what I should learn from these two things. But these ideas, when I grow up. On some days unrelated to Christmas, it appeared in my mind twice for no reason. Once, at my wedding reception, once, on the day my mother was cremated, I looked at the wisps of gray smoke in the sky and suddenly smelled the thick, chattering smell of turkey. I regretted it and asked my mother to throw away those turkeys.

Cantonese version

Mcdull said: If you live, you must have a pot of porridge.

McDull said: Strong hips are strength.

Mcdull said: a pig and a pig bag.

Mcdull said: If you don't cut the meat, you can't make a cake.

Mcdull said: there are unexpected events in the sky, and people are doomed to misfortune.

Mcdull said: smell the chicken and move chopsticks!

Mcdull said: All shall be well, jack shall have Jill.

Mcdull said: It's been a long time, not pork and pork.

McDull said: A threesome must have a pig's head.

Mcdull asked Mrs mcdull, what about you? What if I take a time machine back decades and kill you?

Do you think I can order?

Mai Taihua: Lei Gong hacked you to death!

The teacher asked McDull what were the four great inventions of China. Mcdull thought for a moment and answered: porridge, noodles and rice.

The teacher also thought about it and said, alas. . . . . . It’s your turn.

Maiyuanben home-cooked bianfan specialty store

Dou: No, I want a normal meal!

Mai Tai: Dinner? ! Do you have a shelf for ordinary meals?

Dude: Just like the special.

Mai tai: What are the specialties?

Dude: Go up and down with fast food.

Mai tai: Is it a fast food restaurant?

Dude: Bus ~ Fast food is lunch. ...

Mai tai: Lunch rack?

Dude: Lunch is the same as dinner.

Mai Tai: Mm-hmm. Did you have d for dinner again?

Dude: Dinner is a regular meal. ..

Mai Tai: Eh, I want two dinners ~

Dude: It's too wild ~ ~ We had a regular meal today. ...

Dude: Sorry. Normal meals are sold and broadcast.

Mcdull: hmm ... I want a special meal.

Mai Tai: Special? Is there a shelf for the special?

Dude: The specialty is lunch. ..

Mai Tai: What's the barbecue for lunch?

Dude: It's all dinner, Guo Weiye Luo. ..

Mai Tai: Well, what kind of dinner is it?

Dude: It's the same as fast food.

Mai Tai: A fast food rack?

Dude: Well, fast food is dinner. ...

Mai Tai: Well, why don't you tell me about your usual dinner first?

Dude: Yes, ordinary meals are dried. Well, would you like to try the special?

Mai Tai: Two special meals!

Dude: Sorry, this special program is for broadcasting.

Mcdull: hmm ... mom, why don't you change to fast food ~

Mai Tai: Is there a shelf for fast food?

Dude: Fast food is dinner ~ ~

Mai Tai: Is there a shelf for ordinary rice?

Dude: Dinner is lunch. ..

Mai Tai: Hey, is there anything to eat for lunch?

Dude: Lunch is as good as dinner.

Mai Tai: Mm-hmm. What about dinner?

Dude: Dinner is very special ~

Mai Tai: Car, yeah. What's your specialty?

Yes, the special food is dried. Don't you try the next fast food ~ ~

Mai Tai: Well, two fast foods!

Dude: Sorry, fast food ~

Mai Tai: Isn't that ridiculous? Well, do you have D-baa meals at home?

Dude: Lunch ~ Lunch is too wild.

Mai Tai: How about some wild methods?

Dude: It's as wild as eating.

Mai Tai: Well, what a crazy way to order food?

Dude: It's as wild as ordinary rice.

Mai Tai: Isn't it wild to order another ordinary meal?

Dude: Dinner? ! Ordinary rice is sold in the morning. Are you so wild?

Mai Tai: All right, all right! Two lunches! !

Dude: I'm not that considerate. I'm selling dried lunch. Would you like to try my dinner? ..

Mai Tai: What kind of food do you eat on a sunny day? !

Dude: Alas, the name is Sister Fan. Actually, Mimi is lunch.

Mai Tai: OK, OK, I'm afraid I'll leave you. I want two dinners. Come on, d-hand.

Dude: Think fast? ! I want to eat fast food soon. ..

Mai Tai: Is there a universal set meal in Gansu and abroad?

Doctor: Generally speaking.

Mai Tai: What's the general method?

Doctor: Common diseases.

Mai Tai: A little ordinary?

Doctor: Ordinary people feel dizzy and happy.

Mai Tai: What about Zhong You?

Doctor: I have a child with exogenous cold, nameless swelling, toxic trauma, fracture, gastrointestinal discomfort, vomiting and abdominal pain. I have a cold at four o'clock, backache, dysuria, fat accumulation, decreased libido, big blisters on my neck, big eyes and a sweet stomach.

Mai Tai: Is there anything wrong?

Doctor: Zhong D's skin is itchy, nervous, forgetful, insomnia, acne, scalp rash, intestinal qi and kidney water deficiency, dizziness and tinnitus, dry mouth, raw snakes, hairy buttocks, hemorrhoids, frequent urination, hyperacidity, hypercholesterolemia, hematemesis, excessive milk and stuffy nose D |

Mai Tai: What about Zhong You?

Doctor: I have hair, fighting, corns, plagues, teetering floaters, ear praise, faint face, caterpillars, stains, tires, belly ghosts ~ rat meat, chicken pox, bulging, bald head, big brainless eyes, dogs and mosquitoes, biting ducks, feet, feet, housewives, Hong Kong feet.

Mai Tai: Oh! You said left foot

Doctor: When did I talk about feet?

Mai Tai: I listen to you. My feet are squeaking.

Doctor: I'm not here first.

Mrs. Mai: Well, you clearly said that you had a fight with Lotus Root. A chicken had a blind fever, a plague, a floating thing, a compliment on your ear, a faint face, a green lip, an albino bug, a dirty tire, a belly ghost, a chicken pox, a chicken pox, a bald head, a big brainless dog mosquito, a bite, a Hong Kong-footed duck, and so on.

Doctor: May I speak freely at one o'clock?

Mai Tai: What do you mean, Forrest Gump?

Doctor: Key D Common diseases.

Mai Tai: A little ordinary?

Doctor: I have a cold and a cough.

Mai Tai: What about Zhong You?

Doctor: I have vomiting, jaundice, water, nocturia, crying, runny nose, tonsils, itchy feet, osteoporosis, sagging stomach, I remember.

Matt: It's like a middle mark.

Doctor: With such a stupid face, my eyebrows and ears, my cheeks are sore and my stool is good. The stool is full of rheumatic bone pain, sore throat, curled head, neck and waist, long feet and short brain. Soft and rotten feet, gambling sweat, hot flashes, hair loss, hair loss, big eyes of prostate, lotus root with dog hair, chicken blindness, floaters, ear praise, beer eyes, ghosts, rats, meat, ghost rats, bye-bye, duck feet with meat.

Mai Tai: Where! Let's talk about en feet again. Let's talk about it again!

Doctor: hmm ~ ~ I think you are really flattering me.