circle of friends (selected 46 sentences) 1. If you don't have a dream, then you can only work for other people's dreams. 2. Don't say whether it matches or not. A lighter with 1 yuan can light a cigarette with 1 million yuan. 3. Childe is handsome and beautiful. He looks at the sky with his eyes raised, as bright as a well-proportioned tree. I haven't run away from home after studying under pressure for so many years. Don't you think I'm strong? 5. Just friends, never holding hands and breaking up with anything. 6. The happiest life is the life of others. 7. A man's money is an aphrodisiac for a woman. 8. A lot of things have to be digested by yourself, so the more you grow up, the fatter you get. 9. Earning money is a kind of ability, and spending money is a kind of technology. My ability is limited, but my technology is high. 11. I really need someone. Keeping my mouth shut is work. Asking me out is making money. If I don't work hard, I will slap my backhand and take me to the peak of my life! 11. Since love is so low in the dust, bury it on the spot. 12. What do you mean, a roommate like a pig? I caught a cold. I asked him to bring me a white and black one, and she bought me a pack of Oreos. 13. What is a best friend? You have been mentally retarded for many years, and I will never give up. Sometimes crying can actually solve the problem, as long as you are beautiful. When you encounter unlucky things in your life, don't be depressed, cheer up, you have to believe that worse things are yet to come. 16. My mother introduced me to a handsome blind date. Today, she suddenly said to me: Daughter, I think this person is silly, so don't associate with him! Me: Why! My mother: Do I have to tell you that he doesn't like you? 17. I am in a regular state every day. I look like I didn't wake up in the morning, I don't wake up in the afternoon, I look like I have beaten chicken blood in the evening, and I look like my intestines are regretful at midnight. 18. When I was a child, my father often told me the story that he went out to work at the age of 11 and provoked a heavy burden on a family. After listening to it, I secretly vowed in my heart that when I grew up, I would become a braggart like my father. 19. People have only one worry when they are full; When you are full, you have countless troubles. 21. Being thin and fat after leaving home, the local accent has not changed. Children meet strangers and exclaim who you are, fatty. Horizontal approval: return home with clothes. 21. I heard that riding can lose weight, so I insisted on riding every day. Sure enough, after a month, the horse lost 31 pounds. 22. When you stop to have a rest, don't forget that others are still running, so please trip him! 23. Inappropriate is poor, and not feeling is ugly. Zhang Sheng looks good when he touches Cui Yuanyang, and he is rich when he thinks carefully. This is the reality. 24. top student basks in achievements, the goddess basks in selfies, local tyrants bask in money, models bask in figure, let's bask in the sun. 25. In the past, the mail was very slow, and I only loved one person in my life. Now the network technology is developed, and 51 people can be green in one day. 26. You love to ignore me today, and I will come to you tomorrow. 27. For a fat man, he is already losing weight without gaining weight in the New Year. 28. My girlfriend was angry, and I didn't coax her for a long time. She was even more angry and threatened:? If I talk to you again, I'll be a puppy! ? Then walk away. What can I do? I sat down in dismay. Two minutes later, my girlfriend came back and kicked and hit me: Why don't you chase me? ? I feel very innocent: How can I chase? How can people outrun dogs? ? Another beating? 29. When you are so old, you have mastered a special skill without learning other skills. You can sleep well during the day and get excited at night without using sleeping pills. 31. It is said that online shopping saves money. In fact, it is more economical to go shopping. After all, you can't afford this or that. 31. In my twenties, some people took off their bills and some people got rid of poverty, but I took off my reins and ran like a husky on the road of second-rate goods. 32. Don't worry, girl. Sooner or later, someone will hold a ring and say to you, I'm sorry, you're blocking my girlfriend. 33. My mother told me since I was a child that even if I was jealous, I should pretend to drink soy sauce and not let others look down on me! 34. Sit on your back tonight, get up early tomorrow, lie prone tomorrow night, and stay up the day after tomorrow. Exercise, sometimes it is as simple as that. 35. I always thought that people are three-dimensional, until one day, I took the subway once, and then I realized that people can also be flat! 36. I once looked up at the starry sky with my friends, and then we burst into tears. He was lovelorn and I sprained my neck. No matter what shortcomings you have, you can say yes. Hereditary? This excuse is wonderful! 38. Don't think I'm handsome, just because I'm out of reach and unattainable. In fact, I'm a hundred rivers, and men and women can eat it all! 39. There is only one kind of girlfriend in the world who can live freely, that is me, and my neighbors have nicknamed me: bitch! 41. School started immediately, and I caught up with my homework for several days. I didn't find out until I finished it that it was left by the teacher when I was dreaming, but I didn't write the real homework at all. Damn it, my mind collapsed! 41. It's really not my fault that I'm ugly, but I was in a hurry when I landed and didn't have time to dress up. 42. My left eye jumps for money, my right eye jumps for disaster, and I jump for both eyes. Does this mean that I am about to fall into a big pit full of banknotes? 43. To tell the truth, being single is really painful. Of course, being single for a long time is more painful. Just the other day, I saw a sow, and I also felt fine-eyed. 44. Thought can be dirty, but life must be healthy. Because only a strong body can support a dirty soul! 45. When a woman is looking at the sky, she doesn't want to look for anything, and she doesn't look for anything. She may just have a nosebleed! 46. Sometimes I feel that people around me are very nice. They never talk about my shortcomings in person, but only behind my back!