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A humorous joke with a happy smile, advertising copy

This time, it's really big. It's top grade. It's big for small apartments ...... I've compiled some paragraphs and sent them to you. I hope you like them!

1, XX brand moon cakes are nutritious and teeth prefer them.

2. The driver once handled the Super Saiya easily, so it's up to him!

3. People can't lower their noble heads, except when picking up money!

4. Country slogan: It is everyone's responsibility to go home in the Mid-Autumn Festival!

5. It's up to you to buy the license and rent the car!

6. There is great power on the road of love, and joy is far from right and wrong.

7. CCTV: The moon cake is as big as the heart! !

8. New drivers are old and have bad eyes; Swing left and right, bad sudden braking.

9. After working hard for more than a year, it is better to broadcast live with pepper.

11, traffic slogan: a glass of wine in Mid-Autumn Festival, two lines of tears for relatives!

11, love me, just stay away from me!

12. Slip carefully and pull the egg!

13, white plus black: Last year, I spent the Mid-Autumn Festival alone and didn't fall asleep; I went home for the Mid-Autumn Festival this year and slept soundly.

14. calcium in calcium: In the Mid-Autumn Festival, the price of moon cakes is high. One piece is worth five pieces. It tastes terrible! Look at me, I've been vomiting for five days, and I still can't stop!

15. To lose is to emancipate the mind, and to gain is to open wider to the outside world! 16. Have a three-day holiday: the first day is Teachers' Day, the second day is the 11th anniversary of September 11, and the third day is Mid-Autumn Festival. Thank you, teacher, bin Laden and Chang 'e!

17, elder sister, are you tired? Do you want me to feed you below!

18, cockroaches die, I die!

19. Chairman Mao said: Comrades, this shop should come often.

21, milk is not necessarily a mother, but money must be a grandfather!

21. Has your house kept pace?

22. Today, I will open Harvard, and tomorrow, my son will be admitted to Harvard.

23. Although aging is as essential as paying taxes, happiness can delay aging.

24, our preferential activities: Shouting that the old version has made a fortune, giving a 11% discount.

25, backed by the law, be your own hero!

26. It is better to hurt women than to learn from Lei Feng.

27. I have hot pot. If you have it, you want to listen to the story and go inside! 28, there are no four seasons here, only two seasons, you come is the peak season, not come is the off-season!

29. yuck, I don't know you until I take off my clothes!

after 31 and 81, it will be provided for small three.

31. Our maintenance personnel all over the world are bored!

32. Men can be unattractive and have no money, but they must be coquettish!

33, two boxes of postage, 31 kinds to choose from, wholesale is prosperous!

34. You can change seven clothes a week, three boyfriends a season, and only one house.

35. How can a military background be unreliable?

the above is the advertisement copy for everyone to enjoy. I like to remember to collect it!