essay "Decoration

Gong (playing with a letter of appointment): Football in China is quite hot. I am in a hurry when I take office. The old ones don't go, and the new ones don't come. My first task is to install a new house. The new official yamen should be renovated, and the house should be renovated first! Huang sledgehammer, keep up.

Huang (carrying a bag and carrying a sledgehammer): Coming, coming! The new official has three fires, and you want to see me when you decorate the wall. I specialize in destroying the old world. I'll hit whoever you want me to hit. Intellectuals talk about the division of labor, and there are also big and small workers who wield hammers. The small hammer is forty a day and the big hammer is eighty a day.

gong: has this sledgehammer doubled?

Huang: The sledgehammer is equivalent to a chef in catering, a master in science and technology, a big shot in football and a senior colonel in the army.

Gong: If you hit a player with a sledgehammer, it's a big case! Hurry up and smash it. I'll give you money after a day's work. The quality of the current security door is so poor that even the black whistle can't stop it. Break down the door of my house.

Huang: How can such a good door be smashed?

gong: to smash an old world and build a new one, start with the door! The football market has collapsed, and the old Yan is finished. The ball bully can fire the coach, and millions say that there is no money. Now it is not what it used to be. The dragon king can't be named Yan. Smash!

Huang: The boss of SH and LIAO is old. The security door is really not good. Players come to the door to ask for their wages, but they can't get it into their pockets for half a year. (A sledgehammer fell and smashed the door) Tell me, how to smash it inside? We listen to you!

gong: I want to install European-style closets and Roman-style glass walls in this house. I'm going to build a German-style 2118 Olympic star here and a group of women's football players there to compete for hegemony. You break this wall for me first.

Huang: Big Brother, you can't smash this wall. Behind it is the bathroom.

gong: I feel depressed when I look at this wall. My heart is blocked and I am sweating! Besides, do you think the bathroom is just going to the bathroom?

Huang: What else can I do?

Gong: Watching TV here, you can also see the women's football players inside ...

Huang: Huh? 1

Gong: Competition, competition! ..... You hit here.

Huang: (When a sledgehammer fell, tap water gushed out. ) eldest brother, it's broken. It hit the tap water pipe. Look, the water is rushing. Isn't this a waste? Won't you pay for it?

gong: nothing, it's just that it's too energetic, so it's over to give him diarrhea. Pay? Pay for what? Get rid of that "Pei" thing for me, just transfer the women's football team and pay for it over there. Hit this side again!

Huang: (When a sledgehammer fell, a big hole appeared in the wall. )

Gong: Look at this big hole, isn't it disfigured?

Huang: Brother, this disfigurement is not disfigurement, but disfigurement equals beauty.

Lin: (coming out of the hole): You smashed the wall of my house. What are you doing?

gong: sorry! I didn't realize that we * * * used a wall. Hey, why is this wall so thin?

Lin: I dug a corner over there to raise a mistress. Why did you get a "Sichuan"?

gong: a family doesn't talk about two things, you keep your mistress, and I will make my 18 star. Huang sledgehammer, hit this side!

Huang: (continuing to smash): We have to agree that this is mahogany and I want cash! Otherwise, I will "smash"!

Lin: (walking in from the smashed security door, I was surprised to see Huang and Gong): What are you doing? How can we operate when we smash all my clubs?

gong: is this your home? It's obviously my home. I love my family's things! I also want to spoil all the good things in Germany, and even the doorman will go to Germany to eat steamed corn bread. What do you care?

Lin: what floor is your home?

gong: (walking out of the gate to identify) 9th floor.

Lin: 9th floor? This is obviously the sixth floor. A guy blew a black whistle at my door a few days ago, which broke the house number and turned 6 into 9, which messed up the rankings. (As he spoke, he turned the house number and immediately changed it back to the house number of 6. )

gong: ah! This is really not my home.

Lin: Don't talk so much. Let's go to zol and let everyone judge.

Huang (suddenly in a hurry, he followed him out): Hey, big brother, I have a small hammer of 41 and a big hammer of 81, but you haven't paid me yet. There are documents on it. Players can't owe wages, nor can migrant workers.