Mistress; The most expensive post, invitation; The most difficult formula to solve,
Three points; Worst foot, men's soccer!
2. I suddenly realized that homework is like a wife, and mobile phones are like small ones.
Third, think small when you are with your wife.
Third, small
The three of them still feel sorry for their wives, and they are dying.
Your speech has the temperament of a scholar. When you work, you have the temperament of a successful person, when you dress, you have the temperament of a star, you exude a temperament all over, and even your feet exude athlete's foot!
From a distance, you are a beautiful woman who smiles shyly in the wind. Looking carefully, it turned out that the old demon with bones was playing tricks; From a distance, you are a handsome boy, dancing gracefully, but a closer look shows that you have had plastic surgery.
Bajie' s heart is difficult to settle down; It's the weekend, don't scare me to sleep!
The most disloyal thing in the world is money. We agreed to go out together, and then it wouldn't come back with me. The most loyal thing is meat, damn it, you can't get rid of it!
6. Since long summer, I have been favored by mosquitoes. I advised mosquitoes to touch all the rain and dew. If mosquitoes don't listen, they will spoil me. Right? They stared at me with big bags last night and didn't sleep well. This body is very tired.
7. I forgot to bring money for dinner just now. Ask the boss to come over and settle accounts together next time. The boss disagreed, so I called in a rage.
A dozen brothers came over and sat down.
Four cars, coming in a mighty way, blocked the entrance of the hotel, and then everyone emptied their pockets and barely got enough food. ......
8. The world of eating goods: when you are happy, eat delicious celebrations; When you are sad, eat delicious food to comfort you; When you are bored, have a delicious pastime; Eat delicious food to vent when you are angry.
Nine. Girls are more perceptive than boys.
/kloc-colors above 0/50, most girls dare not leave at night. Therefore, the reason why boys dare to walk at night is not because they are brave, but because they are blind. 10. With so much work and so few holidays, everything you buy is so expensive, the salary is so thin, you are so hungry if you don't eat, so fat if you eat, so bad air, so crowded wherever you go, so miserable if you go out, and you are called such a house if you don't go out. What exactly do you want from me?
1 1. The height of this thing, everyone is more than one meter, there is nothing to ask for; Weight is such a thing, everyone is less than 200 pounds, there is nothing to ask for; There is nothing to ask about such a thing as salary. At the end of the year, relatives should not ask me so many questions!
12. I always can't sleep in this cold season. I'm always afraid that you will slip in the ice and snow. I kindly advise you to buy a thick fur hat and protect your head. The trademark brand had better be an idiot!
Thirteen. In high school, I got up early. My mother always finishes my schoolbag and takes it to school early. Usually steamed bread. When there is no class on Sunday, my mother cooks porridge. I don't know what the problem is. I picked up the porridge and threw it in my schoolbag. ......
Fourteen. How to prevent my wife from cheating? Don't let her wash her hair, don't let her make up, teach her to play games, let her indulge in hopeless dead houses, smoke and drink beer, take out food, make instant noodles and eat snacks, which is good for her and bad for her, and make her suffer ... If you do this, I think you will cheat first!
15. Don't forget to wear a mask when you go out in foggy weather, or you will be seriously injured. I know this very well. I forgot to wear a mask when I went out today. I was recognized by my creditors on the way and was beaten.
Losing weight is actually very simple. You should exercise hard every day, don't eat greasy food, and stick to it day after day and year after year. When you look in the mirror again, you will find that plastic surgery is more important to you than losing weight.
17. I have a dream since I was a child: to wear sunglasses, drive a Lamborghini sports car and go home with clothes on. Now I have realized half my dream and have sunglasses.
I found myself fat yesterday and made up my mind to lose weight. The coach said that you should wear wide clothes so as not to tear the thread. If I have loose clothes, why should I lose weight? Do you think he is ill?
19. Men are lewd. A stronger one is called a pervert, a stronger one is called a pervert, and a stronger one is called a pervert. If you are stronger, you will become a perverted pervert and call it the ultimate human aesthetic artist ... so, you know!
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10. Every foodie is a messenger of justice, because they dare to challenge the "hunger" forces. Dude, I appreciate your ambition. Your ideal is to eat all the good meat in the world! Drink all the wine in the world!