Full of routine jokes

what are the jokes full of routines? Do you know any funny routines and dirty jokes? The goddess took a bath and got into my bed, just as a phone call came, calling me to drink and have a midnight snack. I was furious:? It's urgent, drink your sister! ? Hang up the phone on the spot and continue to lie down and sleep. Why don't you follow the routine! The following is the relevant information I have compiled for you, which is full of routines, for your reference!

jokes full of routines

Jixiang

I just went to a friend's company to attend the opening ceremony and found a banana on the red table opposite the door. I asked him:? What's with the banana?

he said: A banana makes a fortune. ?

helmet

The police stopped a man riding a motorcycle without a helmet, and there was a child sitting behind him.

police: It's dangerous not to wear a helmet, you know?

man:? Yes, but there is no small helmet worn by my son. ?

police: Why don't you wear it?

man:? If something happens to my son, I will not live! ?

Choose

When having a rest in the coffee shop, I heard two middle-aged aunts talking.

　? I thought you said you were going to South Korea for a face lift. Why did you change your mind and drag me to worship the Four Faces Buddha?

　? Hey, I wanted to make myself younger before, so that he wouldn't always go out looking for goblins. Later, I figured it out. Why bother with myself? It's easier to kick him out! ?

time machine

? If there is a time machine, when do you want to go back?

　? 1984。 ?

　? Why?

　? I want to go back to that year and stop my parents from getting married. ?

phone bill

There was a fool who charged the phone bill incorrectly and rushed to my mobile phone number. He called me and begged me to rush back.

I didn't want to be rewarded for nothing, so I promised to rush back. As a result, I rushed back in the process of charging the phone bill ...

Things

Location: Changbanpo

Zhao Yun: Master! I brought my son back!

Liu Bei: Come as soon as you come. What else do you bring?

Efficacy

At noon, I ate at the farmhouse and ordered an okra which is said to be used for both food and medicine. So I asked the proprietress what effect this thing had.

the boss's face is expressionless: Next meal ?

It's a pity

I finally got a chance to get along with the male god for half an hour, and as a result, he told me about insurance for half an hour.

reasons

many people don't seem to understand: the reason for breaking up is to break up with you, not to let you know.

Difference

Ma Rong cheated

Woman: What a bitch/Understandably, men should give women more time

Man: Ask Ma Rong to stream the video live.

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Lin Dan's cheating

Woman: Damn a bitch, you men are all bad things

Man: I want a long-legged supermodel to stream a video live.

reason

why did Lin Dan cheat? Because he changed jobs, lost his military spirit, didn't go deep into two studies and one work, didn't study party constitution's party rules and series of speeches, and didn't have the absolute leadership of the party, how can he be faithful?

Facts have proved that no love can be faithful without the guidance of a strong military goal!

pregnant

? Lin Dan, what should I do if I am pregnant?

　? How is that possible? I always volley! ?

Embarrassment

Have you ever been so embarrassed that your family thought you were watching porn while watching American TV?

Obstacles

Men chase women across the mountain, while women chase men through the 361G hard drive of watch pioneer Ronaldo Diego Maradona Zidane Bryant's Andrew James Ria Sakurai Yoshizawa Akiho Yui Hatano of Warcraft LOL.

Cheap

Looking at her sad eyes, I was cruel and said:? Sorry, I don't want this cheap feeling. ?

then I turned my head, lit a cigarette, and was ready to put on my shoes and leave.

she grabbed my hand and cried: After whoring, I want to leave without paying! ?

having money

I was furious and roared: Money is amazing! ?

the other side calmly replied:? Yes, it's amazing. ?

clothing

my cousin is ill in hospital, and I molested the little nurse when I visited: Your nurse's clothes are not as beautiful as those on TV. ?

the little nurse smiled and said? You're looking at Japan, right?

Breast Enhancement

My wife bought a breast enhancement products from the Internet, but she was uneasy about the product, so she discussed it with me. Let me try it several times first to see how it works.

I protested: Are you kidding? I'm a man, and I've got a big chest, so how can I go out and meet people! ?

she sneered. Who told you to wipe your chest?

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accident

I was lying in the car after lunch in the company, and the sun was so comfortable. I soon fell asleep. When I woke up in the office, I turned on my cell phone and found that a picture was madly circulated in the company group, which was a picture of me sleeping: one hand on my stomach and the other hand touching the egg.

sensitive

people nowadays are really sensitive. Did you just say something? I just found out that I snored in my sleep? I was called dog abuse by my colleagues.

Trick

There is a motorcycle near our house. In order to avoid inspection, a large white paper was posted on the car with three big characters written on it:? Pick up the grandson? Every day, I pull a black job by the subway, but few guests pay attention to these three words ...

Difference

In the past: I would like to win the hearts of one person, but I don't want to leave each other.

now: I hope to win the hearts of one person, so as to avoid the old blind date.

defect

? If the boyfriend can't reinstall the computer system, can't do simple home maintenance, can't cook noodles in the middle of the night, is not an all-around navigator, and can't easily pick up the other half. I think this is the same physical defect as a woman who can't call the bed. ?

　? What if a man is good at calling the bed?

the truth

doctor:? Are you sexually active?

I said: Sure. ?

doctor:? I mean sex with real people. ?

I said: Hmm. ? (Avoid eye contact and shake your feet uneasily)

Color

My brother has a girlfriend with dark skin.

I said to him: So you like black. ?

he replied:? Hehe, it's not that dark. ?

I wanted to continue making fun of him, but suddenly I understood something and was speechless for a while.

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