Zhao Benshan, Xiao Shenyang, Fan Wei, Cai Ming burst cooperation skit "recruitment scam" , to help you recognize all kinds of recruitment scam!

Facing the 2010 severe employment situation, satirizing the status quo of deception in corporate recruitment!

Uncle Benshan gets rid of the image of farmers, Boss Ma reloads; Fan Wei disguises himself as an elite in the workplace, and is fooled into defending himself.

The boss table next to a large poster, the background of the picture is the South China tiger photo, written on: Ma's whitening pigment professional only for women. You have "ambition"? You want to be the "master"? You want to be the "boss"? Ma's International is your way to the top of life "platform", "space", "Jiangnan"! Internationally renowned beauty technology group is looking for a number of planning, design, full-time undergraduate degree or above. The following are two medals, "Supreme Beauty Award" "integrity test model unit".

Cai: Ma Dong, it's not good, our Ma's whitening pigment was investigated and penalized by the industry and commerce as unqualified products, and it is being publicized on the Internet.

Ma: what the hell? No hurry, no panic. And ah, what Ma Dong Ma Dong, said how many times, in front of people called chairman, in the office will call the great uncle! Do not know thought the toilet leaking again.

Cai: great uncle, then what to do?

Ma: change the name, redesign the packaging, soon the New Year, a promotion or something. (Looking at the advertisement poster) It will be called Tiger Whitening Serum!

Cai: How to promote it?

Ma: What about the people you recruited?

Cai: There are interviews in the afternoon, did in the top 500.

Ma: then give him a few sheets of white paper, let him write a planning program, 3000 words or more.

(Fan on)

Fan: Nowadays it is too difficult to find a job, some time ago in the online resume more than 180, only received eight interview calls, three of which are still uninvited, all claimed to be an international financial group, issuing credit cards, selling insurance, illegal speculation in foreign exchange. Recently, simply a no, I thought the phone is broken, and every day to play a few times their own number. The economic crisis has come and gone, and the ranks of crooks and thieves have expanded. Also have to beware of those who borrowed the recruitment scam money, all the money to collect a blanket not to go. The bag looks good, the money to hold on to, the cell phone don't just give people to take and run!

(Cell phone SMS ringtone) Thank you for applying for the position of advertising planning of Ma's Enterprise International Group, please come to the 18th floor of the International Building for an interview at 2:00 p.m. today.

Fan: this text message sent quite timely oh, yesterday came to the phone.

Cai: Hello, Ma's International.

Fan: Hello, I'm here for an interview.

Cai: That's right, we have a copy of the exam, you do it first. After you answer it, here is the article of the media interviewing our chairman, you have to read it carefully. Then our chairman will personally interview.

(After reading the thick newspaper clippings)

Cai: Have you finished? This way, please.

Ma: I've read your proposal, and I really didn't expect it.

Fan: I did not expect? I did not expect is good or bad ah?

Ma: I mean all let you understand, I am still the boss?

Ma: Let me introduce the company. Ma's group is headquartered in the United States in Los Angeles, 98 years into China, 02 years to establish Ma's future laboratory company, dedicated to life sciences, genetic engineering and health and beauty research. Our strategy is to spend 3-5 years to set up 5 branches in the US and Japan, and 3-5 years to set up 15 branches in China with 88 core franchisees to provide professional services for global users. In such a rapid development process, talent is our greatest desire, I always believe that the most valuable minute is the minute to invest in employees. Buffett said, life is like a snowball, it is important to find a very long slope. I believe that Ma's International is the longest slope on the road to success for you young people.

Fan: Climb the slope.

Ma: This is our company integrity honor medal. In the province.

Fan: you wait, sorry, chairman, integrity test model unit "test" wrong, right? Should be expressed "show".

Ma: is it, oh, may be the same as you, came to have a trial period, the brand just bought, no, just brought a few days. What are your strong points?

Fan: Planning.

Ma: that 4 trillion know, 4 behind so many zeros, can give us planning a few zeros?

Fan: those are big national projects, I guess not.

Ma: Ma's international sales this year will exceed 800 million, our goal is to enter the world's top 500 within five years! I as a business leader to enter the list of whats that, it's been years since I've been in the list of whats that.

Fan: Forbes?

Ma: Just thats it. The company has entered the countdown to listing! Go to Spartacus, the US whatsit, and here's a picture of our 2000-day celebration of the countdown to IPO.

Fan: NASDAQ?

Ma: Yes, into the Nasdaq.

Fan: Wait a minute, how many years is 2000 days by my math?

Ma: do not count, we want to let the people of the world know that Ma's International is going to be listed, (took out a broken gong) look, the opening of the market to knock the gong are ready.

(Bring the gong to see) Fan: a little familiar? Monkey?

(Program to Cai) Ma: to the job design, let him make a design in accordance with the planning program, said to examine his ideas right. Is a mule is a horse, pulled out for a walk.

Horse: test your observation skills. If ah, if, you have a huge amount of property can not be explained clearly, how do you say?

Fan: What else, the speculation of real estate.

Ma: Test your reflexes. If there was a Shenzhou-8 spacecraft parked outside the window right now, would you go in? If it could just go anywhere, where would you ask it to take you?

Fan: Sure! Where to? Los Angeles?

Ma: Ma's International is old and famous in L.A. When you get out of the airport, tell the cab driver to go straight to Ma's House.

Ma: Test your judgment again. You take the elevator up, the first floor to the tenth floor of each floor of the elevator door is placed a diamond, diamonds of different sizes. The elevator door opens once on each floor, and you can only take the diamond once, so you ask how can you get the biggest one?

Fan: If you think it's big, hurry up and take it, in case the elevator malfunctions? What if the power goes out?

Ma: you interview to answer the question ah must pause 2 seconds, sure to understand what I mean.

Cai: What do you mean by the last two questions?

Ma: no meaning, I am letting him go back in confusion.

Ma: What questions do you have to ask?

Fan: What is the company's annual leave like?

Ma: annual vacation? New Year's vacation ah? Of course.

Cai: He's talking about paid annual leave.

Ma: Paid? No work? I've never gotten a vacation request like that from an employee. In our city, don't you know that we work on Saturdays?

Fan: How was the contract signed?

Ma: A one-year contract with a six-month probationary period.

Fan: The law says that for a one-year contract, the probationary period cannot exceed two months.

Cai: Under the new labor law, the trial period for a three-year contract can only be six months.

Ma: that sign three years, sign ten years are no problem, the trial period of six months.

Cai: After signing a ten-year contract is an open-ended contract.

Ma: Ah? There is an open-ended contract? What kind of law is this.

Ma: then three years, in the first year almost expired let him feel no fun to leave.

Cai: What if he still finds it interesting?

Ma: If he still finds it interesting, then I don't find you interesting.

Ma: What about your imagination?

Fan: last night I had a strange dream: it was almost New Year's Eve, and I hired someone to kill a cow, but when it was done, the cow slaughterer told me to take a few pieces of meat and leave; I refused to do that, and took a lot of meat, and sat down and ate a couple of plates of beef fondue, and then finally there were a few left over, so I gave them to him.

Ma: I could have been the cow slaughterer. Your wage requirement?

Fan: Three thousand or more.

Ma: our position it, the annual salary of one hundred thousand, converted monthly salary must be more than four thousand. That's it for today, nothing more for you, go back and listen to the letter. The new year is approaching, the job is not easy to find, spending is not less. Beware of anyone who collects money through recruitment. What drive to pick you up, let the assistant to pick you up, let the interview with a laptop, be careful of cell phone money was robbed and cheated.

Fan: Thanks for the warning. Bye.

(Fan down)(Shen up)

Shen: Chairman, this treatment is different from what you said at the beginning.

Ma: How different?

Shen: At that time, I asked you if your salary was paid on time, and you said "of course". I asked you if you were very strict about attendance, and you said, "It depends on the situation, and sometimes you can be flexible.

Ma: you must be wrong, you asked me if the attendance is very strict, I said of course. You asked me whether the salary is paid on time, I said this depends on the situation, sometimes can also be flexible.

Shen: I asked you if you have a car allowance, meal allowance, meal allowance, transportation allowance, you replied, "That goes without saying, definitely higher than the peers! I asked if you had heard that the company had a lot of overtime, and you replied, "No way, who told you that?"

Ma: You must have misremembered again. You asked me if the company works overtime, and I told you "it's definitely higher than my peers!" You asked me if there was a meal allowance or transportation allowance, and my answer was "No way, who told you that?"

(Shen Shim)

(Phone ringing)

Cai: Uncle, the property owner said that if they don't pay the rent and utility bills, they will pull the switch and move the table. What should I do?

Ma: What to do? Pack up things, this place is tired of living, the table to them well. Moving in the afternoon.

Cai: What if someone asks?

Ma: Just say to go to the old folks home to visit the widows and orphans, send warmth, bring some bedding, fruit and so on.

Cai: the property later found us what to do?

Ma: Don't worry. I signed the contract on the horse master! Not Ma Da Shuai! Learned from the farmer who shot the tiger.

Ma: Go.