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Jokes and jokes of Mid-Autumn Festival
1, moon cake stuffing

Small fish pestered his mother to buy minced meat moon cakes.

Mother Fish was annoyed: "What to eat? Isn't your sister's class very big?" I have to eat moon cakes stuffed with earthworms. What was the result? I was caught by a fisherman! "

Moon cakes represent my heart.

On the Mid-Autumn Festival, I went to sing with a friend. A friend said to his girlfriend affectionately, "I give this song to my lover." (Singing) You asked me how much I love you ... Mooncakes represent my heart. "

3. Dangerous

Moon cakes fall in love with steamed bread and pursue it desperately. Steamed bread swears to death. The moon cake is sad: "(Hong Kong accent) What is this?" Steamed bread: "My mother said that your stomach is full of huahuachangzi."

4. They are all moon cakes.

These letters celebrate the Mid-Autumn Festival. I look like a moon cake the most. I'm a moon cake, too. I was bitten. I'm a moon cake, too. I was cut. I'm a moon cake, too. Um ... it's a little jammed.

5. (Don't get it wrong! ! ! )

Your skin is a little greasy, but I can't resist your body odor. My sweet lips wandered over you and completely "swallowed" you with my original desire. She pouted and said, "This moon cake is really delicious."

6. "Romantic Mid-Autumn Festival"

On the Mid-Autumn Festival, the bright moon is at the head, the courtyard is flowing, and the concubine's innocent girl leans on the chest of overlord Xiang Yu. They looked up at the bright moon. Listen to the flowing water and enjoy the cool breeze. In this picturesque landscape, a dark cloud floats by and the night becomes hazy. The beauty turned to look at the people around her and said in a trance, "Xianglang, this beautiful scenery makes people feel that they will do a lot of stupid things." Xiang Yu smell speech, also don't back to the answer "yes. When you proposed last year, the moonlight was even more hazy than it is now ... "

7, MM: Bodhisattva! You are kind, please tell me, when can I find a husband

Bodhisattva: The secret must not be revealed! It's fate!

Shit! Isn't this nonsense?

Bodhisattva: Bah! I wonder if I'm still a monk.

MM: Fight for Buddha. Why did you choose to protect Tang Priest from the scriptures?

The Monkey King: Just to get a degree!

Is education really that important?

The Monkey King: I am a hooligan who served his sentence at the foot of Wuzhishan Mountain, and now I am against the Buddha. Do you think it's important?

MM: Nu Wa Niangniang! Why did you make man?

Nu Wa: I missed it. I've tried to make it up to you. If I don't build some people, who will I go to collect maintenance fees?

MM: Then why do you divide people into men and women?

Nu Wa: I am neither a man nor a woman myself. Want to know which is better, male or female?

MM: What about the result?

Nu Wa: I made it up again!

MM: Houyi! Why did you shoot the sun that year?

Hou Yi: Someone paid for it.

Why did you leave one?

Hou Yi: They only paid nine!

Why did you leave this?

Hou Yi: It also paid a price!

Vega! Why did you marry Yong Dong?

Weaver Girl: For love!

Is this the only reason?

Weaver Girl: This ...

MM: What else?

Weaver Girl: He has a house!

MM: net altar messenger! Why do you like Chang 'e?

Pig Bajie: She is very beautiful.

Then why not date her now?

Pig Bajie: I am a civil servant now! There is no time to go to the moon! !

8.honeymoon

A couple strolled before the flowers and under the moon,

Man: "What can be more beautiful than this Mid-Autumn Moon?

Woman: "It was just a honeymoon."

9. dangerous

Moon cakes fall in love with steamed bread and pursue it desperately. Steamed bread swears to death. The moon cake is sad: (Hong Kong accent) What is this for? Steamed bread: My mother said that your stomach is full of huahuachangzi.

10, "Mid-Autumn Festival cake"

A shopkeeper mistakenly wrote "Mid-Autumn Moon Cake" as "Mid-Autumn Day Cake" on the product brand.

A customer said to him, "The word" moon "on this moon cake is written in white.

The shopkeeper said solemnly, "where is the word' white'?" The word "white" has an apostrophe on it!