Be happy when you are alive, because we will be dead for a long time.
Even a piece of shit will have a day to meet a shithead. So there's no need to feel down about the fact that you're a piece of shit.
You have a heart of the post-80s and a face of the post-70s
How can you lose weight if you don't eat enough?
People have the background, and I have only the back.
There is no dress rehearsal in life, every day is a live broadcast; not only the ratings are low, but also the wages are not high.
Life is easy. Live, easy. Life, not easy
Those who are too sensible are bound to miss out on the opportunities for missteps and the beauty along the way that mistakes bring.
Listen to the words of the king and hang yourself.
The comrade has not yet endeavored, the revolution must still succeed.
A crush is a successful mime, saying it out loud makes it a tragedy!
Don't say I'm arrogant, because I refuse to deal with animals!
It is said that women are clothes, sister is the brand you can not afford to wear.
I'm sorry, the person you are calling is married.
Brother, not lonely. Because there is loneliness accompanied by brother
Formatting yourself, just to delete you.
I am not a casual person!
I'm not a casual person, but I'm not a person when I'm casual!
I drink to drown the pain, but the damn pain has learned to swim.
I wanted to fall in love early, but it was too late.
My greatest skill is using cheap things to expensive effect. Let's say a camera, a microphone, in person.
You have to eat properly to have the strength to lose weight.
How far is forever? You kid get the hell out of my way!
People and people can't get along by being polite!
People are afraid of being famous, men are afraid of being strong, men are afraid of not having money, women are afraid of being fat.
People and not smart, but also learn others bald!
Asked you can have a few sorrows, just like a group of eunuchs on the greenhouse.
Although I believe in the oath of the sea, but may not believe in you ah
Not yet had the time to go to the womanizer, it was plucked light.
Sister never say human words, sister has always said is a myth.
1, the distance is not the beauty, but the third party.
2, if it is not the teacher said can not litter, or I would have thrown you out.
3, although you sprayed cologne, but I can still vaguely smell a scum flavor.
4, is not the implementation of equality between men and women, why brother can not go to the women's restroom
5, the world's most distant distance is not life and death, but the immediate examination, others in the review, they are in the prep. More tragically, people are over the preview, you review but did not pass.
6, if you live, sooner or later will die; if you die, you live forever.
7, Shenzhou line I see line, I do not pay the fee to see if you can.
8, every person who does not want to fall in love, there is an impossible person living in the heart
9, the goods have an expiration date, people are tired of looking. You are in my heart, can bully a few times.
10, said sister beautiful, in fact, are out of makeup.
11, people can't look at each other, the junior can't fight.
12, each woman will always be a man and cheap.
13, cucumber must shoot, life must be high.
14, brother smoking, because it hurts lungs, not sad.
15, women mixed well, is sister-in-law, mixed bad, is a bitch.
16, the salary is like a great aunt, once a month, a week or so is gone.
17, failure is the success of his mother, that I already have a lot of mom, but a pregnant also did not.
18, life is like a phone call, either you hang up first, or I hang up first.
19, before I met you, my world is black and white, after I met you, wow! All black ......
20, don't swear to me I'm afraid you'll be struck by lightning
21, the most glorious moment of the apple is smashed in Newton's head.
22, I have died something to burn paper. The smallest thing is to invite the soul to dig a grave. I really want me to come down to stay with me. If you meet the line is purely necrophilia.
23, bald donkey, dare to grab with the poor road teacher too
24, brother if hung, please give brother burn a sister.
25, the world's men thousands of millions, sister to be upset every day to change.
26, you are not VIp, not even Ip, you are just a p.
27, white camel mountain bone powder, get a knife coated with a packet of packet you want to get a second knife ...
28, one per cent of the people alive, he has died; some people live, he should have died.
29, if one day I become crazy, please tell others, sister lady.
30, in the street to see beautiful women, a little higher is to appreciate ... lower is a hooligan.
31, boss, there is no Coke? Get me a bottle of Sprite ......
32, Sister is not afraid to kick you, Sister is just afraid of dirtying the Nike on Sister's feet.
33, ask the world what love is, only to call people to take off their clothes.
34, the end of friendship has many kinds of ways, the most thorough one is to borrow money not to return.
35, the emperor: Rongma, why do you make things difficult for Xiaoyanzi and Ziwei, what is the intention of your lowly lackey? Sister Rong kneeling on the ground, flooded with tears, said: Your Majesty, you remember when the Daming Lake XiaYuHuo, that boat RongSister you still remember
36, the world two things are the most difficult: one is to put their own thoughts into other people's heads, the second is to put other people's money into their own pockets. The former success is called a teacher, the latter success is called the boss, both success can be called wife or college or church
37, there is a kind of collapse called password input error, there is a kind of panic is called the account off-site login, there is a kind of feelings is called invisible to its visible, there is a kind of misunderstanding is called the man offline, there is a kind of loss is called you do not have access to the privileges
38, when you do right, no one will remember; when you do right, no one will remember; when you do right, no one will remember; when you do right, no one will remember.
39, Baidu can not search for you, had to enter the search dog
40, the man was dumped, the money problem; women were dumped, the face of the problem, I was dumped, you have a problem with the head of the mother.
1, a year old year. The first day is not a day.
2, together with the travel companion to understand my jokes companion my life is just short of that person on the beautiful
3, sometimes, like and do not like is also our painful choice
4, online invisible to you for the sole purpose of avoiding unnecessary embarrassment.
5, in the crowded tide of people sassafras past you whether you remember we once embraced the memories.
6, early love is infinitely good, just hanging early.
7, the long way, crowded car, I sat in the last row of seats, gently close your eyes, fantasy, you are still around.
8, the world, people did not dog loyalty.
9, this sheet this bed again comfortable feel too wide
10, really do not understand, the girl to buy a lot of many beautiful clothes to wear, is to attract the boy's attention, but the boy would like to look at, but not wearing clothes of the girl,!
11, the real oblivion is to face rather than escape
12, as long as I am still there, you will not be alone.
13, since listening to Phoenix's microblogging I into the microblogging is not not stuck
14, no character is my character, no characteristics is my characteristics.
15, each time the headphones to the loudest. Russia wants to forget the whole world
16, take McDonald's in the Oreo flavor McWhirlwind wandering in front of Pizza Hut.
17, men are not everything to women.
18, if you come back to annoy me, go to your house at night to sing apprehension.
19, you have been in my memories, give me a smile,
20, your best. It's a masterful performance. It's twisting the truth.
21, women have to learn to be smarter or will suffer
22, ordinary ti, can have a unique ti
23, paint ti midnight, intoxicated ti. When the dawn re approaching the account, the skin sleeps.
24. Please give me a chance, I'll make the disk fly more beautiful.
25. The tune plays out the sadness.
26. If the whole world abandons me, I will smile at them and ask them to go well.
27. If you don't give up anything, you can't get anything.
28, who if not away from me, cur must live and die together
29, said you are a wooden man, you still laugh and say yes yes yes. I can't help but laugh and cry...
30, the first step of genius ヽ but only diapers.
31, why leave only to find out that we have the same
32, I not only look back to stand, however, time to throw me, roaring forward.
33, my past, there was you, and now life has you.
1, if like a person can be with him, then the world will not have tragedy exists.
2, shrink the world, only left me and you
3, the heart has been left in the past how will notice the beautiful scenery next to it?
4, jealousy and pressure, often because of the love is too deep. When your heart is full of suspicion of jealousy, remember that what makes you angry is not what your lover did, but your inner insecurity. In turn, if you are suffering from the pressure of your lover's jealousy, complaining and anger is not helpful, rather than frankly face, can make a person feel secure way, just more companionship. Companion companion, there is a companion, to become a couple.
5. All tears are hidden in the smile.
6, I am the sweetest in your heart. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
7, those times that you have forgotten, gradually grew into a thorn, y rooted into my heart.
8. I am a pervert in the eyes of most people.
9, if very like very like a person, then, keep a friend distance is enough, so that can be a lifetime. Never expect to get close, once a person has greed, they are destined to lose.
10, the feeling is really different, completely different, but the original can be happy
11, gray spread or there will be residual
12, I wish I was not so obsessed with you.
13, in countless sleepless nights, I believe there will be a lot of people, habitually began to close their eyes, quietly miss a person, miss a face. And in their hearts, to be able to have such a person can miss, perhaps enough.
14, a lot of things can not control themselves, even if again lonely and lonely, still have to continue to go on. I'm not allowed to stop or turn back.
15, freedom is not what you want to do, but what you want to do not have the ability not to do. Women's hearts, generally will not die in the big things, but those once a small disappointment, into a fatal injury
16, men are like onions, to see the heart of the onion needs to be peeled one layer at a time, but you will continue to tear in the process of peeling, peeled to the end to find that the onion is no heart. Appreciate and think y about the woman is like a rose, not until the last petal to unfold, you can not see her heart.
17, the distance of the road does not mean that the distance of the heart, less phone does not mean that there is less attachment, do not often meet more does not mean that there is no thoughts, busy years should also cherish this care. Appreciate and think y about the cowherd is a beautiful myth. Newton is a recognized scientist, he will tell you the relationship between gravity and distance.
18, I never like to let others see my tears, I would rather let others think I am happy heartless, but also do not want to let themselves look aggrieved poor. Appreciation and deep thought I do not want to be happy when you are not happy I am happy, I do not want his (her) unhappiness in exchange for my happiness.
19, love is a game that turns strangers into couples and couples into strangers. Appreciation and deep thought in love is not equal to love, love is never a game.
20, when you give up must also be burdened with more things, including you do not say regret to the abandoned. Appreciation and deep thought in should not give up the time to give up will regret, in the time to give up do not give up will also regret. There is a cost to doing everything, and the biggest cost is not money or time, but opportunity.
21, some things, when we are young when we can not understand, when we understand the time is no longer young. Some things in the world can be compensated, some things can never be compensated. Appreciation and deep thought in the growth of maturity, in the maturity of aging. Go with nature and laugh at life. Don't mature early, and don't age early.
22, the favorite of this life, in the next life even a little trace will not leave. The people who love, ah, hold her hand well, the next life, your side is no longer her. In the next life, will you remember who you have loved? Appreciation and deep thought to be sincere flowers before the moon, not pious ancient temples and green lamps.
23, two stars can never meet, so we are meteors, we meet, we collide. But, is a meteor, it is destined to fade away. Appreciation and deep thought may love is like a star, so that tears are just meteors.
24, give me a pair of hands, let you rely on, give me a pair of eyes, send you away, like a butterfly can not fly through the sea, no one bear to blame, give me a moment, pamper you, give me a lifetime, send you away. Appreciation and deep thought holding the hand of love do not retreat, look at the eyes of love do not get confused, the heart of the search for love do not cool, true love will not leave.
25, if there is such a person, he is flawless in your heart, not a trace of defects, you desire and afraid to approach him, this is not "love", but "worship". Appreciate and think y about the person you worship, you can only be his slave, not his lover.
26, the oath is written on the water of the word, instantaneous; love is built on the water of the house, shaking more than; apologize for the winter snow blanket, always late. So just as you and I are doves in the hands of angels, and can not fly together for a lifetime. Appreciation and deep thought on the water can not write or build a house, only a mirage.
27, love a person does not have to be with him, love Provence does not necessarily have to barefoot wandering in the lavender fields. Appreciation and deep thought Plato only one, the world can not learn, advise you not to learn.
28, after the breakup can no longer become friends, because each other hurt. After the breakup can no longer become an enemy, because each other y loved. So we became the most familiar strangers. Appreciation and deep thought Hiroshima will not be the only atomic bomb and love affair.
29, others are afraid to see the parting, but I am afraid to see the reunion, and so on tears into diamonds, and so on romance into reason, and so on suddenly dreamed of the vow made, thought to say that see, love will not die, because that year we are reckless children. Now finally understand that some people like again is not yours, and then stay in love also have to give up. Appreciation and deep thought there is a kind of bluntness called imprudence, there is a kind of obsession called paranoia.
30, human tears on behalf of goodness, ghost tears on behalf of rebirth, angel tears on behalf of aborted love. Appreciation and deep thought some people are actors, some people are crocodiles. Real tears come from the heart, the eyes are just an outlet.
31, many things because of the remote and beautiful, can aspire to and go after, many things, because of the beautiful and remote, can only helplessly a sigh. Appreciation and deep thought is not because of distant and give up, just because give up and distant.
32, dusk under the keys too lonely, come and go only very clumsy hands, accompanied by stubborn me, keep playing keep making mistakes. Think of the tenderness of his singing for you, I will smile sadly, can give you protection in place of my care, this is my last blessing, thank you for the end of the cooling after the cruelty, thank you for your contentment to tell me not to pay, thank you for the temperature of the memory to stay in the beginning, thanks to you had made me happy ...... appreciate and think y about the classic mood, not the classic language .
33, I love you, but I do not dare to say; I am afraid to say, I will die immediately; I am not afraid to die, I am afraid that I die, and then no one like me love you. Appreciation and deep thought I dare not not love you, because I am afraid that no one will love you like me; I dare not love you, because I am afraid that you will not love me as much as I love you.
34, remember what to remember, forget what to forget, change what can be changed, accept what can not be changed. Appreciation and deep thought really stay in the heart, never need to remember, because never forget. Do not try to change others, can really change only themselves.
35, can wash away everything except tears, is time, to time to move feelings, the longer the time, the more faint the conflict, as if constantly diluted tea. Appreciation and deep thought time is a diluent, tears are dissolving agent.
36, some things in themselves we can not control, have to control themselves. Appreciation and deep thought to control the environment, first control yourself.
37, I do not know what I do now is right, those are wrong, and when I finally die of old age I know these. So all I can do now is try my best to do everything right and wait to die of old age. Appreciate and think y about taking everyone seriously and doing everything seriously until you die of old age.
38, two people together for a long time, like the left hand and the right hand, even if they no longer love each other will choose to keep each other, because it takes a lot of courage to give up so many years. Maybe there will be people you love in life, but that's a passer-by, you will still hold your left hand or right hand to go on, happiness really has nothing to do with love. Appreciate and think y about "hold your hand, and the son of the old". The first is a vow, later is the responsibility, and then later is the habit.
39, there are people you look at a lifetime but ignored for a lifetime, there are people you only look at a glance but affects your whole life, there are people passionate for you and happy but you are cold, there are people let you have a short happiness but get a chain of your thoughts, there are people wishful thinking N years but you rejected N years, there are people a thoughtless expression but became an eternal thoughts, this is life. The reason why there are different types of "some people" for appreciation and deep thought is because he or she enters your sight at different times and in different environments. Only in the right time and the right environment to enter your line of sight people can enter your heart.