Commonplace Copy Class

1. The waiter says, "It's been a pleasure serving you, sir." The gentleman says, "How pleased?"

2, Waiter: "May I help you with anything" "Yes, can you pay for me?"

3. A foreigner was looking for a restaurant on the street. Looked at the door wrote: beef noodles, big row noodles, lunch. He made a note of it and went in and said to the waiter: "Hello, give me a bowl of "cow poop".

4. Customer: "This burger is too small, I ordered a big burger!" Waiter: "This is the big burger ah, just from a distance look smaller."

5, "today I treat, like to eat what" "lobster, sea crabs can be, I like to eat with the shell" "Oh, waiter, on the plate of spiced melon seeds."

6, the university often have a sales pitch door to door, one day sales pitch face wash milk asked a buddy: students you usually wash your face with what ah? This buddy replied: water. Push and ask: In addition to water? A: hand.

7, the customer: "This menu price is not a mistake?" Waiter: "No, we're just using a new unit of currency - the price of heaven."

8, customer: "I ordered this noodle is too hard, can you give me another one?" Waiter: "Sorry, this noodle is a smart noodle, it will automatically adjust the softness according to your chewing strength."

9, an IT manager walked into a ramen restaurant and asked: do you need a client? The interface seems to be a bit old-fashioned ah. The boss froze: the face is usually guys end, busy time only need the client. The interface ...... interface is definitely fresh ah, but the ribs are from yesterday.

10, the waiter asked me whether the pizza should be cut into 4 or 8 portions, and I said, "4 portions, I can't eat it if it's 8."