You said take care many years ago. I haven't lost weight.

Someone asked me why I didn't sleep. I was shocked. I am a security guard. Can I sleep? I slept in this circle of friends. Who will be in charge of safety?

After checking the balance, my hanging heart finally stopped beating.

Thanks to the glory of the king for adding some life to my ordinary life.

6. Can you teach me to swear? Every time I swear, I feel embarrassed. I clenched my fist and blushed. Finally, I can only whisper: you are dead.

7. If you don't like my temper, you can find a loophole.

8. Everyone is copying cuteness, but unfortunately I can't copy cuteness.

9. I am hungry. I am honest, reliable, humorous, gentle, kind, fair and lovely. I can't eat it.

10. Today, my neighbor complained that I was disturbing the people because I was poor.

1 1. Justice can be late. Why can't I sleep for ten more minutes?

12. Your club, your club, will enrich me and make me expensive. Our perfume is not toilet water.

13. It's windy today. I wanted to go home, but I was blown to a tea shop.

14. Whenever I am ready to work hard, the world becomes very interesting and any trouble can attract me.

15. I am a person who is afraid of cold, and the cold in my bones gives me rheumatoid arthritis.

16. Girls should do a little bad things, and then God will give it to you when he is angry: send a boy.

17. How dare a beautiful woman like me fall in love? What qualifications do I have to fall in love? Am I worth it? My life is only beautiful and beautiful. Why should I fall in love? Am I hundreds of times more beautiful than others?

18. Have you really cared about the world? You don't know that the ketchup in KFC is getting thinner and thinner, that there are more and more ice cubes in cola, that the box of French fries is getting smaller and smaller, that you only eat, and that you are no different from a pig.

19. I am a virtual piggy bank. You can deposit the extra money with me.

20. You don't have to pretend to be cold. I don't want to keep pestering. Lend me ten dollars for the last time.

2 1. In order to prevent me from spending money indiscriminately next month, I spent all my money in advance, so I am clean and upright.

22. The same is true of the beautiful collarbone, and the interesting stomach bounces.

23. As long as people are alive, good things will happen to others.

24. When I just ordered takeout, I suddenly thought that I was 120 kg. I slapped myself so hard that I couldn't be distracted when I ordered takeout.

My face must be getting rounder and rounder, so you love me more and more.

26. I am a good-looking person, although you will think I am ugly now, and you will endure it after a long time.

27. If I learn electric welding, I don't know, I can make your eyes shine.

28. I waited in line all day, and you told me that it took two people to get the license.

I just bumped my head and lost my memory. Excuse me, who is my boyfriend? I'm too beautiful to be single!

30. If happiness is too difficult, wish us prosperity.

3 1. You look up and say that the moon is really bright, and the moon says that you are bald and quite bright.

32. My little brother who stole something was beaten today, probably two lines of tears from relatives.

33. We are not suitable. I'm so cute that I'm a sweet burden to you.

34. There is nothing I can't understand.

35. I look like a dandelion when I lose my hair.

36. I am good-looking. My parents gave me this nonsense mouth.