Don't be too hard on yourself, you are just a full moon.
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Just a baby for more than ten years.
For people like us who live too hard, coquetry is expressed by stabbing each other.
4. Zhuge Liang: Wind! Can you scrape to the west? Wind: You are like a watermelon.
Sometimes, although I look calm, I am actually grabbing your collar and hitting your dog's head.
Although you can't wake up the person who pretends to be asleep, you can wake up the person who pretends to be drunk, just say to him, "I have settled the bill, let's go."
When I was a child, my parents took me to Ocean Park.
In the fourth grade, I took my classmates with me. My classmates told me that this is a seafood market. ......
8. Every time I do nothing and fall into depravity, I still panic, but sitting is not standing, and you can't change anything, so you have to lie down.
9. Money worshippers have never had any resentment against poor diaosi, because they won't hurt poor diaosi. But it's the poor diaosi who curses the money worshippers. What's wrong with people worshipping money? People like to cry in BMW just because they are poor and diaosi. You don't have a BMW
10. You can drive without walking, and you can squat in the house without lying on the hillside. The reality is so bleak that there is no car or room in the game. 1 1. Go to the courier. The courier couldn't find it, so he turned to me and asked, Are you a small piece?
College entrance examination is not the only way out in life. Before I
/kloc-When I was 0/8 years old, the police said to me: Confession is your only way out.
13. My lover is the richest woman in the world. One day, she will pick me up in a Rolls-Royce Phantom. I guessed the beginning, but I didn't guess it was hers that day.
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Tenth birthday.
14. Don't go. I hate being separated from it. Can you give me money for a small pudding?
15. It's windy outside today, and I'm scared. If everyone else is blown away, I can't. That's a real pity.
16. Let's break up. In fact, I never told you that I copied the love letter from the next-door class Xiaohong.
17. When life throws a hammer at you, as long as it doesn't kill you, you have a chance to throw it back.
18. Tell the truth. As long as you really love him, no matter how ugly the iphoneX he gave you, how ugly the color of the Ferrari he gave you, and how noisy the location of the house he gave you, you will accept it without saying a word and won't mind. If you like a person, you will like everything about him, his concentration when driving a sports car, the gentleman when he brings you a diamond necklace, and even the carelessness when he gives you money. You feel extremely cute. Life is such a dull love.